AdriCurry
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Joined: 03/17/09
Location: Your Moms Pants
Posts: 39
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THANK GOD I was so entranced by the show that I missed sweaty hairy random dick! Oh well, it aint a real concert without something like this happening
anyway, this was the best show of my life...too bad I'm going to one better...wiltern here I come!
klaymen posted:synthetik posted:On the topic of funny stories..... here's one to file under funny/awkward/embarrassing/disgusting:
For all those of who were in the front center part of the pit, like me, you know how F***ing CRAZY it got in there during the first few songs of the set. I've been to a LOT of NIN shows, but never have i been in a pit like that. My arms were literally pinned down to my side with no hope of moving them, and all of us were being tossed around like puppets at the will of the masses. Anyways, within seconds of the set starting, there were people begging to get out.
Surprisingly, this one big guy to my left (i'm glad i don't know his name, cause i'm sure he'd want to kill me for revealing it), was asking to be let out by the second song. My immediate thoughts were, how could we ever get a guy this massive out of the pit... so i went about ignoring him and videotaping the show. NEXT THING I KNOW, i look over my left shoulder and all I see is TWO fully unclothed, BIG HAIRY ass cheeks floating over my shoulders. It was disgusting and wrong. haha. But that's not the worst of it. As he was making his way over our shoulders to the front of the pit, his pants and underwear were getting snagged on peoples shoulders and heads, and slowly creeping down on him... so that by the time he go to the front of the pit, his pants and boxers were both around his ankles. He was fully naked from the hips down. HAHAH. The whole thing was just so wrong. The poor bouncer who had to pick this guy out of the pit, he probably had a face full of schlong..... sweaty, hairy schlong.
Anyway, i know no one will EVER cop to being this guy... BUT.... KUDOS to whoever you are for going down in history as one of my most disgusting concert memories !
Hahaha, I was right next to that guy on his right side. When I saw his ass fully exposed the next thought was that his dong was gonna be hitting everybody's head on the way out. I just kind of ducked and covered my head. I'll admit the pit was too much for me, I had to get out.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/09/2009 12:33AM by AdriCurry.
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