surrealist gesture posted:Holy Shit, I finally saw The Midnight Meat Train last night and good god was it HORRIBLE, absolutely awful with NO redeeming value whatsoever.
total piece of shit, I don't see how Barker was happy with it.
Horrible acting, unnecessary and superfluous character exposition, cheesy as all hell CGI effects... the list goes on and on. At the very least they kept the good ending tacked onto this horrible pos.
I swear we've had this conversation before...
Anyway, it's not exceptionally bad once you acknowledge that it's a horror film. Anybody watching it should either
a) be fine with horror films and on this level, it's not exceptionally bad.
b) already know they don't like horror and not waste their time with this one.
But even if we're comparing it to other films...
The acting wasn't horrible, it was just mediocre (okay, maybe Brooke Shields was bad, but she had about 2 or 3 scenes)... the same goes for the exposition. They threw in the photography thing because if they kept the original story, the movie would be over in 20 minutes (in fact, the opening scenes was kind of a nod to how Leon really started the ride in the story).
I actually didn't mind the CGI too much since it was so stylized... it actually reminded me of how fake the blood in Suspiria looked, but since realism wasn't really important there, it didn't matter just like here. It was over the top and that's fine as far as horror goes.
Overall, I think complaining about acting and exposition and questioning why Barker didn't mind it seems kind of silly since the original story was pretty short on all that to begin with. There wasn't really any character development or great dialogue, so it's not like much was lost in translation in that department.
You said they kept the ending, but if anything, that's the one thing that SHOULD be bitched about. They DIDN'T keep the ending, they replaced the giant father with the train conductor and they didn't really explain why Leon would switch to the "dark side" (in the story, it's more apparent when you compare his hate for the city and general existential outlook with the appeal of having a purpose and serving something much greater at the end).