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Oh christ. Thom's Uncyclopedia entry just made me cry with laughter.
Lyrical Talent
Thom Yorke, with a degree in English from the rather prestigious university, Exeter, has tapped into both his education and natural ability to create what critics say is like,"...wanting to jab you ears out with razorblades..." and "CHARLES FUCKING DARWIN, how the hell did you get famous!". Examples include:
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"
"The raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops, the raindrops...." - (ad nauseum)
"Wha-nepi-na-nepi-na-nepi-nepi-na-nepi-na! Wha-nepi-na-neh-bleh-bleh-(Kid A! Kid A!)-bleh-na-bleh-na! Wha-nepi-na..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
These examples alone are enough to for critics to acclaim his singing is, "AMAZING, how could you not love this band!?"
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