sikntwzd posted:

you took this time to whine about my post twice?? Now, who's the ass-kissing fanboy?? Seriously, you should use you head. The fanboys are the ones who defend his bullshit antics and continue to go to the shows that are ALWAYS THE FUCKING SAME!!! I've met many rock stars and NONE of them compare to the asshole that i saw when i met Maynard. So, again, my point remains the same, maybe you'll get it, maybe you won't. Also, if you're going to play the "holier than thou" card, you shouldn't pass judgment on someone like me who you've never met. It's funny how some of you guys get so defensive and start attacking someone for sharing their opinion on a forum, isn't that the point??
Or is it only your opinion that matters??

dapanza posted:

SCALPER? What a real douche! lol Yes, experience obvisoulsy differ in more ways than one. haha

dapanza posted:

He's a heartless hussy!

So.. how long have you been a fan? What's your REAL name so I can remember to stay clear should I have the unfortunate opportunity to ever see you with Maynard... hahaha no, seriously. What's your dealio? I'm Dawn. :p

neurosynapsis posted:

dapanza posted:

He's a heartless hussy!

So.. how long have you been a fan? What's your REAL name so I can remember to stay clear should I have the unfortunate opportunity to ever see you with Maynard... hahaha no, seriously. What's your dealio? I'm Dawn. :p

Hi, I'm Mike =P My other friends call me Miguel due to my serious addiction to street tacos.

Been listening to Tool for 6-7 years now, been "seriously" listening to them for probably the last 3-4.

Probably gonna go to the Baked Potato next week to watch the man Danny Carey in action. <3 Volto!

dapanza posted:

Oh so you're a "johnny come lately" fan. Explains a lot. hahaha Just taking jabs. Being exposed to the music, no matter when it happens is always a plus - if it's good, thought provoking music. I'll give you points just for getting who they are. LOL

Atlanta got one of those tiny ass club shows before Thirteenth Step was released. (I know this isn't about APC.. two different entities - kind of like the wine haha). Anyhow, Pigmy Love Circus opened... met Danny... craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy NICE! Oh my God.. he is soooo sweet. Oh yeah.. and I'm 5'3" so EVERYONE is tall for me.. but I seriously wanted a ladder to talk to him.. so I sat on a barstool and felt.. oh.. about 5'8".. helped a little. hahaha He is so geeky... love it.

gonzofist posted:

Have you tried?

neurosynapsis posted:

dapanza posted:

neurosynapsis posted:

that's not fair I didn't even get into rock music until AFTER lateralus was released.

PHM was released when I was a ripe 6 years old LOL

It's all good Dawn, the internets is NOT serious business

Oh shit... I'm arguing with a child. *feels like hell* hahaha Nah... it's cool. I was 17 when PHM came out. D'oh!

*cries*

lol

cannibalsong posted:

Once more there are changes with the Atlanta Tool show. This should be final as it is posted on the site now.

SOME CHANGES TO TOOL TOUR DATES
Please note that the on-sale date for RIO RANCHO, NM has been changed to JUNE 6. ALSO, the JULY 27 Atlanta show has been switched to DULUTH at GWINNETT ARENA (July 27, with tickets on-sale JUNE

neurosynapsis posted:

dapanza posted:

Hey, at least you broadened your horizons. I give you credit for that, no matter when you came into the picture.

I'm becoming to nice to you now. It must be my motherly instinct??!

Are you able to come up with a favorite album or song? HIGHLY impossible for me. I know you'd kill for NO Quarter live, but aside from the death of something for that haha.. what else do you like?

Me... JIMMY! The live version of Pushit (got it at 10,000 Days instead of Right In Two... swooooooooooooooooooooooooon!) There are way too many to love just one thing. FLOOD! FUCK YEAH!

Aenima > all others, by a pretty good margin IMHO. That said, I think Lateralus is the greatest song Tool has ever produced, and is easily a top 3 song of all time (for me, your opinion may obviously differ =P). Lateralus (track) has production value, great songwriting, ridiculous tone from everyone (esp. AJ, dear mother of god the last few notes of the song is such a thick defining tone, rips me apart everytime). Seriously, the song is epic on a few different levels for me lol

In terms of songs I'd love to hear, I'd say Eulogy/H./Prison Sex, although the odds of H./Prison Sex EVER being played live again are slim to none lol. I'd shit myself if they did MAYNARD'S DICK - have they ever done that live?

Hell I'd take Parabol -> Parabola too, even though I know alot of people don't like those 2 songs.

dapanza posted:

Mike.. okay, you're right your chances of those songs now are slim.. BUT this upcoming tour might be different since they are doing their songs, but differently. So, maybe you actually do have a chance. I'm not sure if that means ALL songs will be performed different, but clearly a few will be. I've pretty much heard everything live.. fan since 1992 or 1993... my years blur. Maynard's Dick will NOT be happening. Prison Sex (Maynard doesn't like to do that anymore.. same reason he was upset about Wings/10K Days) too personal. IF it's played I will be shocked. Eulogy is great live. They still do 46&2 on occassion. Flood was done on some of 10K tour dates. Aenima.. he changes up the fucking lyrics a lot. hahaha In Winston-Salem for Lateralus tour instead of "learn to swim" he kept saying "have to piss.. have to piss" uhhh.. Stinkfist most likely (don't cry). I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE the song Lateralus. Oh and yeah.. Parabol and Parabola done live in the past. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL JULY 27th. This was so unexpected this year for me.

dapanza posted:

sikntwzd posted:

you took this time to whine about my post twice?? Now, who's the ass-kissing fanboy?? Seriously, you should use you head. The fanboys are the ones who defend his bullshit antics and continue to go to the shows that are ALWAYS THE FUCKING SAME!!! I've met many rock stars and NONE of them compare to the asshole that i saw when i met Maynard. So, again, my point remains the same, maybe you'll get it, maybe you won't. Also, if you're going to play the "holier than thou" card, you shouldn't pass judgment on someone like me who you've never met. It's funny how some of you guys get so defensive and start attacking someone for sharing their opinion on a forum, isn't that the point??
Or is it only your opinion that matters??

1.) You can count. That should up you to at least a "fuck off loser" from Maynard.
2.) Ass-kissing? FAR from it. Fan boy? No. Just a lovely lady!
3.) Let's exchange rockstar stories? I've HUNG OUT with MANY bands (not a groupie either though I don't owe you an explaination)... hung out.. without FANS everywhere.. you think our stories will be similar? Let's do it over PM out of respect for said bands and people who just want to be nosey. I have a feeling you won't have much of a chance on this one, my dear.
4.) I fucking DIED laughing at this statement "you shouldn't pass judgment on someone like me who you'venever met." Yet you pass judgment on someone you "met" haha.. I don't call a 1 second one-sided conversation meeting ANYONE. So.. yeah.
5.) Sharing an opinion is one thing... you started off in full on defense mode and did your own attacking. You even said you'd get shit for it... so you expected it.
6.) By the way, some of us don't have blind opinions! la la la

seasonsinthesky posted:

this topic is quickly becoming Bitchland (that's two worthless, stupid arguments in this thread i've seen in as many weeks!). please take the bullshit to PM so the rest of us don't have to keep losing track of people actually talking about Tool-related things that matter.

dapanza posted:

sikntwzd posted:

dapanza posted:

sikntwzd posted:

you took this time to whine about my post twice?? Now, who's the ass-kissing fanboy?? Seriously, you should use you head. The fanboys are the ones who defend his bullshit antics and continue to go to the shows that are ALWAYS THE FUCKING SAME!!! I've met many rock stars and NONE of them compare to the asshole that i saw when i met Maynard. So, again, my point remains the same, maybe you'll get it, maybe you won't. Also, if you're going to play the "holier than thou" card, you shouldn't pass judgment on someone like me who you've never met. It's funny how some of you guys get so defensive and start attacking someone for sharing their opinion on a forum, isn't that the point??
Or is it only your opinion that matters??

1.) You can count. That should up you to at least a "fuck off loser" from Maynard.
2.) Ass-kissing? FAR from it. Fan boy? No. Just a lovely lady!
3.) Let's exchange rockstar stories? I've HUNG OUT with MANY bands (not a groupie either though I don't owe you an explaination)... hung out.. without FANS everywhere.. you think our stories will be similar? Let's do it over PM out of respect for said bands and people who just want to be nosey. I have a feeling you won't have much of a chance on this one, my dear.
4.) I fucking DIED laughing at this statement "you shouldn't pass judgment on someone like me who you'venever met." Yet you pass judgment on someone you "met" haha.. I don't call a 1 second one-sided conversation meeting ANYONE. So.. yeah.
5.) Sharing an opinion is one thing... you started off in full on defense mode and did your own attacking. You even said you'd get shit for it... so you expected it.
6.) By the way, some of us don't have blind opinions! la la la

another unintelligent response which makes me laugh my ass off. I haven't attacked you yet, believe me, you would know it. The unfortunate ones on this forum who have experienced it can tell you. You resorted to kindergarden name-calling when not everyone here licks Maynard's balls. I've met:

Deftones
Radiohead
NIN
Team Sleep

and many others. None of them were pricks like your GOD. You passed a judgment on me, which makes my other reply valid. Once again, use your fucking head, if you can. I don't seem to be the only one here with this opinion. You are not worth a PM, so this is all i will give you. Once again, notice how I was able to logically make a tactful point, without trying to assume something about you or verbally retaliate like a child. So, what's next in your verbal campaign, my dad can beat up your dad?? Get a life, of your own!! You've hung out with more bands because you're OLDER than me, WOW!! There, i'm finished, so you can return to Maynard's defense now.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

You're such a whiny bitch!

Fine.. here are the people I've HUNG OUT WITH.. not MET.. HUNG OUT.. guess girls get all the perks! ;p


Ministry - various places Houston, TX circa '89 to '91 (Al Jourgensen is a lunatic. lol) William Reiflin - fun!
RevCo - all around Ministry days - Mind Terrible Thing To Taste/Land Of Rape And Honey, etc.
Nivek Ogre of Skinny Puppy - around the same time as Ministry - various times, places
Robert Plant 1993 - Houston, TX - Mexican restaurant after his show.
Beastie Boys 1.) MCA in Soho NYC 2.) Atlanta before/after To The Five Burroughs concert
APC - headline Mer De Noms - Houston, TX - Aerial Theater - 2000 HUNG OUT for a long time.. yes, had wine... MAYNARD NOT ASSHOLE haha at all.. no fans, just some venue people, my friend who worked for Clear Channel at the time, and regular crew/band. Josh Freese is fucking hysterical.
APC - Thirteenth Step - Nashville, TN - pre party/aftershow.. NO "fans" - fucking great.. long conversation! Fell in love with Jeordie and Iha because they are CRAZY! LOL
Anthony Kiedis/Chad Smith/Rick Rubin/Chris Rock - Houston, TX 2000 - Californication - hotel bar party!
Incubus - so many times I can't count!
311 - they're meh but used to be fun... so many times I can't count!
Velvet Revolver and Hoobastank (ugh on Hoobastank music but they are FUN) - no Scott Weiland (thank God) but Duff and Matt Sorum. Before show Atlanta, Georgia Lakewood, THINK 2005 and at Renaissance Hotel after the show.
Jerry Cantrell - many times, various locations
Jane's Addiction - Lollapalooza 2003 - hung out with all of them pre-show. Stephen Perkins is a fucking DOLL.. but all of them were AWESOME! Dave is a sweetheart, soft spoken and I wasn't expecting that at all. Perry/Etty - ANGELS! Chris Cheney was really quiet but nice.

And before your stupid, delusional ass says it.. NO, I DIDN'T FUCK ONE OF THEM.. NOT ONE!