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11/14/08 9:37 PM

Cowboypimp posted:
bands i dont like are

the beatles
the killers

eye popping smiley

 

11/14/08 9:48 PM

These are all the bands my sister and her friends listen to. And whenever I try to play something cool for them like RATM, Bowie, or even something so easy to listen to as Sublime, they tell me to "turn that crap off and play some REAL music like The Fray!"

 

11/15/08 6:30 AM

Kittyghosts posted:
These are all the bands my sister and her friends listen to. And whenever I try to play something cool for them like RATM, Bowie, or even something so easy to listen to as Sublime, they tell me to "turn that crap off and play some REAL music like The Fray!"

eye popping smiley RATM and bowie are effing quality and i hate when people say play some REAL music my bro says that bout his beatles/GnR/will.i.am/dire straits

 

11/15/08 2:19 PM

Limp Bizkit (can't stand them)
Linkin Park (mostly their new stuff)
My Chemical Romance (lame emo band)
Fall Out Boy (same here)
Nickelback
Rhapsody of Fire (they suck enchanted ass)

And, special prize - Manowar!


I don't even want to mention all the pop bands, like Tokio Hotel. It's pretty obvious that they suck.

 

11/15/08 2:36 PM

Fall out boy
My chemical romance
Panic at the disco

 

11/15/08 4:22 PM

The Jonas Brothers.

*Shudder*

Almost every girl I know raves on about them.
I want to sodomize bunnies with hot flat irons I dislike Disney music so much.

Limp Bizkit never grew on me. Never will.
Fall Out Boy became boring to listen to. Their videos are amusing though. As with Panic at the Disco.
Tokio Hotel.
I do not care if Bill is "hawt", they can go kick rocks for all I care.

I could go on, but these are at the foreground.

 

11/15/08 5:43 PM

I don't know why everyone is wasting time adding shit like Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers (myself included because I did.) Yes, it's awful, but does it even count? They're products from the Disney Channel. I don't think they're supposed to be taken seriously enough to even qualify as "shitty bands" - at that point you might as well start throwing in bands that write for television commercials; it's like saying that those Ewok Adventure movies were the worst Star Wars films when they obviously don't even count. That Disney stuff is completely irrelevant; even my 15-year-old sister who threw down and went to a Hannah Montana concert recognizes this.

The reason that bands like Three Days Grace will always piss me off to so much higher of a degree is that they try to present themselves as legitimate acts and expect to be taken seriously when they're just a fucking joke. Horrible music that could have been written by any twelve year old. I don't think even Miley Cyrus herself really sees herself as an artist so much as an entertainer of pre-teen girls. She's there to have fun, make sure other people have fun, collect her obscene Disney check and complimentary Mickey Mouse ears, rinse and repeat.

'Kna'mean?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/15/2008 04:44PM by Captain Molotov.

 

11/15/08 11:03 PM

woo amen to that!

 

11/16/08 12:27 PM

insane clown posse
crystal castles

bands that can't even play their instruments worth shit but because their image is appealing they have fans.

fucking the smiths
fucking morrissey

 

11/16/08 2:08 PM

DOCTOR! posted:
fucking the smiths
fucking morrissey

Reminds me of MM's rules about homosexuality from his book The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell. grinning smiley

So let's get things straight (no pun intended) - if you meet any of the qualifications below, you are gay.

IF YOU GET SOMEONE ELSE'S SPERM ON YOU.
IF YOU'VE EVER OWNED A SMITHS ALBUM.
IF YOU GET HARD WHILE SUCKING ANOTHER GUY'S DICK. IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE STRAIGHT - UNLESS HE GETS SPERM ON YOU.
IF MICHAEL STIPE IS IN THE ROOM WITH YOU AND YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN, YOU'RE BISEXUAL.
IF YOU'RE AT A GAY BAR, YOU'RE NOT GAY. BUT IF YOU'RE AT A STRAIGHT BAR AND YOU TALK TO ANOTHER GUY LONGER THAN YOU TALK TO A GIRL, YOU'RE GAY.
IF YOU TAP YOUR FEET TO A SMITHS SONG.
IF YOU DISCUSS ART FOR MORE THAN 45 MINUTES.
IF YOU'VE EVER WORN A BERET.
IF YOU KISS A GUY AND HE HAS A HARD-ON, YOU'RE NOT GAY UNLESS YOU HAVE A HARD-ON TOO.
IF YOU HAVE ANY KIND OF SEX - WITH A MALE OR A FEMALE - TO THE SMITHS, YOU'RE GAY.
IF YOUR ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO GET GIRLS PREGNANT SO THEY CAN HAVE MORE GIRLS TO HAVE LESBIAN SEX TOGETHER.
IF YOU JACK OFF AND GET CUM ON YOURSELF.
IF YOU GET A BONER WATCHING GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.
IF YOU DON'T GET A BONER WATCHING BEWITCHED.
IF THERE'S A SMITHS SONG ON IN A BAR AND YOU'RE IN THE BATHROOM WITH YOUR DICK IN YOUR HAND.
IF YOUR NAME IS RICHARD AND YOU GO BY DICK.
IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH ANYONE NAMED DICK.
IF YOU DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, YOU'RE ONLY USING HER AS A PROP TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE NOT GAY.
IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A MODEL.
IF YOU FUCK A GIRL WHO LIKES THE SMITHS.
IF YOU DON'T EAT MEAT BECAUSE THE SMITHS ALBUM MEAT IS MURDER HAD AN IMPACT ON YOUR LIFE.
IF YOU DO ANYTHING SPIRITUAL.
IF YOU FUCK A PREGNANT WOMAN AND SHE'S CARRYING A BOY, YOU'RE GAY. IF YOU GET SPERM ON THE AMNIOTIC SAC, THE BABY WILL GROW UP TO BE GAY TOO.
IF YOU'VE EVER HAD A HAIRCUT LIKE MORRISSEY.
IF YOU'VE EVER HAS A HAIRCUT WHILE A MORRISSEY OR SMITHS ALBUM WAS PLAYING IN THE ROOM.
IF YOU'VE EVER TALKED ABOUT OF OWNED A CRYSTAL - ESPECIALLY IF IT'S CRYSTAL METH.
IF YOU'VE EVER PUT BAND AIDS ON YOUR NIPPLES AS A FASHION STATEMENT.
IF YOU'VE EVER SPENT MORE THAN A WEEK ON SOUTH BEACH.
IF YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT TITS RIGHT NOW.
IF YOU STILL LIKED JUDAS PRIEST AFTER YOU HEARD THE RUMOUR THAT ROB HALFORD WAS GAY.
IF YOU GET A HARD-ON WHILE TAKING A SHIT.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT SPERM TASTES LIKE (ESPECIALLY IF IT'S YOUR OWN).
IF YOU KISS A GIRL WITH TONGUE AFTER SHE'S SWALLOWED YOUR CUM.
IF YOU GET HARD WHILE READING THIS.
IF YOU KNOW THE NAMES OF ANYONE WHO'S EVER BEEN IN THE SMITHS BESIDES MORRISSEY OR JOHNNY MARR.
IF YOU'RE A MALE MODEL
IF YOU GET CHOKED UP LISTENING TO BOYS DON'T CRY BY THE CURE.
IF YOU'RE A CLOTHING DESIGNER.

 

11/16/08 3:28 PM

Ah.

My dearest contrastingly chipper friends keep up with the times. They like listening to nothing released before 2000. Katy Perry lacked popularity among them because homophobia is strong. "Smack That" shirts got people In School Suspension. It might be because I still like things from, say, the mid 60's? Disney seemed awesome to me, because I either did not live in Florida at the time or it was just too expensive. Then the agnostic set in, got a bit darker, donned the black more often, started loving NIN. Then I heard of their music, how songs from my favorite movies were being covered by teenagers, whom in turn would star in shows and such. Disney - cartoons, princesses, The Lion King. What I thought at the time. I miss that, I guess, since I can now seldom turn to the Disney channel and actually find cartoons. Miss that now.

Do I think they count? Yes. To other people, more so than I. I found myself singing the Hannah Montana theme song as I was looking for my remote. Thought the show was even entertaining. For twelve or so minutes. But I did linger in turning. Examined a Jonas Brother's poster for more than a minute, since aforementioned friends claim they are so "teh sexfull".

Modernization. Never liked change.

 

11/16/08 4:28 PM

I hate Lost Prophets.

 

11/16/08 5:12 PM

CLeek posted:
I hate Lost Prophets.
Guess you're gonna have to like them now lol. jk

 

11/16/08 8:04 PM

William Control. Pretentious, dated sounding, smug.

 

11/16/08 11:24 PM

[quote CLeek]I hate Lost Prophets.[/quote]

Word.

[quote AnnaDraconida][quote DOCTOR!] fucking the smiths
fucking morrissey[/quote]

Reminds me of MM's rules about homosexuality from his book The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell. grinning smiley[/QUOTE]

lol I remember reading that years ago and thinking to myself "hmm, must be gay" tongue sticking out smiley

 

11/17/08 3:54 AM

dark_raven posted:
Limp Bizkit (can't stand them)
Linkin Park (mostly their new stuff)
My Chemical Romance (lame emo band)
Fall Out Boy (same here)
Nickelback
Rhapsody of Fire (they suck enchanted ass)

yeah that's a lotta crap right there. the perfect xmas gift for those you hate grinning smiley

don't forget disturbed, insane clown posse, slipknot, cannibal corpse, etc. - all are fucking ridiculous.

i also hate the ting tings, operator please, santogold and every other shitty scene band out there right now. that shit was horrid in the 80's and somehow they're making it sound even worse now. is there an award for that kinda thing? oh yeah, the ARIA's. fucking shite.

"IF YOU DISCUSS ART FOR MORE THAN 45 MINUTES.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT SPERM TASTES LIKE (ESPECIALLY IF IT'S YOUR OWN).
IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A MODEL."

well that'd make manson at least triplegay smiling smiley

"IF YOU FUCK A PREGNANT WOMAN AND SHE'S CARRYING A BOY, YOU'RE GAY. IF YOU GET SPERM ON THE AMNIOTIC SAC, THE BABY WILL GROW UP TO BE GAY TOO."

WTF?!! grinning smiley

 

11/21/08 2:28 PM

99.99% of anything on the radio.

 

11/21/08 2:46 PM

no44 posted:
Shedding_Skin posted:
The Melvins do suck, and I refuse to take your flame bait.

Death Metal IS better because it's substantive, technical and actually takes skill to play, unlike Grunge which was led by college dropout fartknockers that strummed guitars and moaned about how "alternative" their music was to the rest of Billboard. Death Metal won't EVER be Billboard, nor mainstream, because society won't accept it. That's why it's superior in every single way to Grunge, a dead music movement championed by a loser that killed himself at the height of his success.

Go trash me on the Shitlist with everybody else.

I CAN PLY 1000BPM DOUBLE PEDALZ!! I R AMZINGLYY SKILLIED!! OOOOO LOOK AT ME I SLAP MY BASSS LIKE IM JERKING OFF MY DOGG!ONE!!1! OMG!!! I SOLO THE ENTIRE SONG WITHOUT ANY REGARD TO WHAT MY BAND IS PLAYYIN! lET ME SHOW YOU SOME LYRIKS OF MINEZ. SOCIETYES DONT ACCEPT ME CUZ I DRESS LIKE KISS! I R FAR SUPRERORR TO GRUNGE CUZ INOT FAMOUS.

RAWWRRRRR, GRRRRR, BREEEEE, GRAWL, GROWLLL, AHHHHGROWWWWHHHHL.
I R SO LYRICALS.


If the melvins suck, take it up with trent and have him change the name of With_Teeth.
The Melvins happen to be the single most influential band of the 90's. Period. Not my absolute fav. but again, they are the most influential band of the 90's. Sooooooooooooo many bands have blatantly stolen from the Melvins. If you like Nirvana, Tool, STP, Isis, Big Business, Neurosis, on and on and on.

 

11/21/08 2:57 PM

Shedding_Skin posted:
The Melvins do suck, and I refuse to take your flame bait.

Death Metal IS better because it's substantive, technical and actually takes skill to play, unlike Grunge which was led by college dropout fartknockers that strummed guitars and moaned about how "alternative" their music was to the rest of Billboard. Death Metal won't EVER be Billboard, nor mainstream, because society won't accept it. That's why it's superior in every single way to Grunge, a dead music movement championed by a loser that killed himself at the height of his success.

Go trash me on the Shitlist with everybody else.

One last comment.... If you can't tand grunge because it is not 'technical' or 'substansive' how in the fuck can you listen to With Teeth? Maybe you don't, but....

 

11/21/08 3:02 PM

jeremyrounkles posted:
Shedding_Skin posted:
The Melvins do suck, and I refuse to take your flame bait.

Death Metal IS better because it's substantive, technical and actually takes skill to play, unlike Grunge which was led by college dropout fartknockers that strummed guitars and moaned about how "alternative" their music was to the rest of Billboard. Death Metal won't EVER be Billboard, nor mainstream, because society won't accept it. That's why it's superior in every single way to Grunge, a dead music movement championed by a loser that killed himself at the height of his success.

Go trash me on the Shitlist with everybody else.

One last comment.... If you can't tand grunge because it is not 'technical' or 'substansive' how in the fuck can you listen to With Teeth? Maybe you don't, but....

GRUNGE KICKED ASS!!!grinning smileysmiling bouncing smileygrinning smiley

 

11/21/08 3:10 PM

The Melvins might be one of the most under appreciated bands of the 80's/90's ever, period.

ramstein
trivium
linkin park
ozzy
metallica
system of a down
incubus
disturbed
slipknot
godsmack
all suck donkey balls

 

11/21/08 3:49 PM

Someone tried to get me into Slipknot one, when I was trippin'. All I remember was too much drums and loud screaming. I felt like I needed some Excedrin. I don't see why a lot of bands have to play so fast, it's like the faster the better. Oh yeah, lets all wear masks too! Linkin Park, it's like a studio producer threw some musicians together and told them to make some music, like how bad pop acts get their start. I hate their cover of Wish. A lot of people who hate the Seattle movement are into speed metal. Fuck that, I'd rather listen to music for melody.

 

11/22/08 10:14 AM

damone-1 posted:
The Melvins might be one of the most under appreciated bands of the 80's/90's ever, period.

ramstein
trivium
ozzy
metallica
all suck donkey balls

Huh? Hold on, Metallica post-Black album, or all Metallica sucks?

 

11/22/08 10:16 AM

damone-1 posted:
The Melvins might be one of the most under appreciated bands of the 80's/90's ever, period.

ramstein
trivium
ozzy
metallica
all suck donkey balls

Huh? Hold on, Metallica post-Black album, or all Metallica music sucks?

 

11/22/08 11:08 AM

Shedding_Skin posted:
damone-1 posted:
The Melvins might be one of the most under appreciated bands of the 80's/90's ever, period.

ramstein
trivium
ozzy
metallica
all suck donkey balls

Huh? Hold on, Metallica post-Black album, or all Metallica music sucks?

Everyone knows Metallica (post Black album) is great, but Megadeth still kicked their asses then and NOW. But Yeah, Rammstein blows monkey testicles. And yes, the Melvins are highly underrated, but I didn't care for them that much anyway.

 

11/22/08 11:59 AM

Modern pop
Marilyn Manson
The Academy Is...
Insane Clown Posse
Hole
HANNAH MONTANA
The Clash

 

11/22/08 1:33 PM

Now where to start?

Obvious ones would be singers such as Celine Dion, Whiteney Housten, Mariah Carey etc....

Cheesy 80's poodle rock outfits: Poison, Motley Crue, Warrant and even Bon Jovi (even without the perm)...

90's-early 00's nu-metal/rap-metal such as Limp Bizkit, Spineshank, Disturbed, Coal Chamber, Linken Park, Papa Roach etc...but worst of all fucking Crazy Town!. But equally as bad were some the copycat acts from here such as One Minute Silence and Kill 2 This. As far as I'm concerned music and art couldn't have sunk any lower. Glad to see the back of them.

Dull as ditchwater 'post-grunge' AOR acts such as Bush, Nickelback, Godsmack and Creed...

90's euro-pop such as Aqua, Ace Of Base, Whigfield etc... Bloody painful!.

Any of the sad acts who appear on the likes of X-Factor, Pop Idol etc...

MTV rap/hip-hop (Kanye West, P-Diddy, 50 Cent, Jay Z etc...)and the whole vile, moronic and neanderthal 'ghetto' culture that comes with it.

So called urban/r'n'b (any), equally just as neanderthal and vile in the extreme.

...but also on the flip side of wimpy wet-behind-the ears bands/artists such as Coldplay, Keane, James Blunt, David Gray etc...

The majority of these so-called scene pop-punk/emo/screamo: Panic At The Disco, Good Charlotte, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Bring Me The Horizon, Underoath etc... Okay I shouldn't really lump them all into same basket but you get the idea. They all share the same wardrobe and artistic vapidity.


John Mayer - Yes he might be a good guitarist but anybody sings something like 'Your Body Is A Wonderland' without the slighest hint of irony is definitly a 'cunt' in every sense of the word.

Oh and this is just atrocious: [uk.youtube.com]



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 11/22/2008 02:14PM by Neversin.

 

11/22/08 2:47 PM

Neversin posted:
Now where to start?

Obvious ones would be singers such as Celine Dion, Whiteney Housten, Mariah Carey etc....

Cheesy 80's poodle rock outfits: Poison, Motley Crue, Warrant and even Bon Jovi (even without the perm)...

90's-early 00's nu-metal/rap-metal such as Limp Bizkit, Spineshank, Disturbed, Coal Chamber, Linken Park, Papa Roach etc...but worst of all fucking Crazy Town!. But equally as bad were some the copycat acts from here such as One Minute Silence and Kill 2 This. As far as I'm concerned music and art couldn't have sunk any lower. Glad to see the back of them.

Dull as ditchwater 'post-grunge' AOR acts such as Bush, Nickelback, Godsmack and Creed...

90's euro-pop such as Aqua, Ace Of Base, Whigfield etc... Bloody painful!.

Any of the sad acts who appear on the likes of X-Factor, Pop Idol etc...

MTV rap/hip-hop (Kanye West, P-Diddy, 50 Cent, Jay Z etc...)and the whole vile, moronic and neanderthal 'ghetto' culture that comes with it.

So called urban/r'n'b (any), equally just as neanderthal and vile in the extreme.

...but also on the flip side of wimpy wet-behind-the ears bands/artists such as Coldplay, Keane, James Blunt, David Gray etc...

The majority of these so-called scene pop-punk/emo/screamo: Panic At The Disco, Good Charlotte, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Bring Me The Horizon, Underoath etc... Okay I shouldn't really lump them all into same basket but you get the idea. They all share the same wardrobe and artistic vapidity.


John Mayer - Yes he might be a good guitarist but anybody sings something like 'Your Body Is A Wonderland' without the slighest hint of irony is definitly a 'cunt' in every sense of the word.

Oh and this is just atrocious: [uk.youtube.com]

Wow, you actually hate everyone.

Ahh Madina Lake, such a pity.

 

11/22/08 4:46 PM

CLeek posted:
Neversin posted:
Now where to start?

Obvious ones would be singers such as Celine Dion, Whiteney Housten, Mariah Carey etc....

Cheesy 80's poodle rock outfits: Poison, Motley Crue, Warrant and even Bon Jovi (even without the perm)...

90's-early 00's nu-metal/rap-metal such as Limp Bizkit, Spineshank, Disturbed, Coal Chamber, Linken Park, Papa Roach etc...but worst of all fucking Crazy Town!. But equally as bad were some the copycat acts from here such as One Minute Silence and Kill 2 This. As far as I'm concerned music and art couldn't have sunk any lower. Glad to see the back of them.

Dull as ditchwater 'post-grunge' AOR acts such as Bush, Nickelback, Godsmack and Creed...

90's euro-pop such as Aqua, Ace Of Base, Whigfield etc... Bloody painful!.

Any of the sad acts who appear on the likes of X-Factor, Pop Idol etc...

MTV rap/hip-hop (Kanye West, P-Diddy, 50 Cent, Jay Z etc...)and the whole vile, moronic and neanderthal 'ghetto' culture that comes with it.

So called urban/r'n'b (any), equally just as neanderthal and vile in the extreme.

...but also on the flip side of wimpy wet-behind-the ears bands/artists such as Coldplay, Keane, James Blunt, David Gray etc...

The majority of these so-called scene pop-punk/emo/screamo: Panic At The Disco, Good Charlotte, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Bring Me The Horizon, Underoath etc... Okay I shouldn't really lump them all into same basket but you get the idea. They all share the same wardrobe and artistic vapidity.


John Mayer - Yes he might be a good guitarist but anybody sings something like 'Your Body Is A Wonderland' without the slighest hint of irony is definitly a 'cunt' in every sense of the word.

Oh and this is just atrocious: [uk.youtube.com]

Wow, you actually hate everyone.

Ahh Madina Lake, such a pity.

Heh, well if only I was able to scale it down, there is still much more I could add! (excluding manufactured pop/dance acts as they would just be a completely pointless target).

If I was Trent I would want to sue ML for that godawful attempt of a cover!.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/23/2008 05:30AM by Neversin.

 

11/23/08 7:34 AM

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