The Person Below Me… (Part Deux)

The Person Below Me… (Part Deux)

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01/30/12 1:21 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,274	'Sexy Time', Hhmmmmmmm, I don’t know what that means,…….but oddly enough, I think the answer is yes I do! t p b m would like to glide on slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick
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01/30/12 1:48 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,369	Huh? I think not. The person below me has a mangina.
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01/30/12 3:28 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,274	…and I use manpons t p b m has recently clogged the toilet twice in one day
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01/31/12 11:37 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,603	I've never clogged it twice in the same six month period, let alone same day. The Person Below Me wants to fuck someone. Right now...
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01/31/12 12:07 PM
cute_annie member Devil Kitty Muse Joined: 10/01/10 Location: my ghost%5C%27s heart and Posts: 6,731	The answer to that is... Hell yes!!!!!!!!!!! The Person Below me was gladly surprised by a pm they got.
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01/31/12 10:56 PM
DJgif member you and whose army? Joined: 04/19/09 Location: Canada Posts: 9,443	no new messages tpbm has their own special mug or glass of some kind
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02/01/12 7:50 AM
mcr_torchwood member Year Zero, not the hero. Joined: 04/16/09 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 351	Who doesn't? tpbm can't go 3 hours without a cigarette.
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02/01/12 8:23 AM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,274	I once went 7 years without a cigarette………and then I turned 8. t p b m owns a record by Stryper.
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02/01/12 10:47 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,603	I do not The Person Below Me has something from a concert that one of the band members threw out into the audience
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02/01/12 1:38 PM
serenityangel member Joined: 06/08/09 Location: oberhausen Posts: 6,207	I almost catched a waterbottle that JMJ threw into my direction, but guess what? I looked away for a second and the guy next to me catched it -.- The person below me is happy today
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02/01/12 2:17 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,603	No, I'm not The Person Below Me has a mad crush on somebody from the forums here
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02/01/12 3:36 PM
DJgif member you and whose army? Joined: 04/19/09 Location: Canada Posts: 9,443	lol of course TPBM has not had a haircut in the past 2 months
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02/01/12 4:19 PM
cute_annie member Devil Kitty Muse Joined: 10/01/10 Location: my ghost%5C%27s heart and Posts: 6,731	Yes (I do need one ) The Person Below Me loves rainy days.
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02/01/12 4:29 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,517	True. I missed this one, but I'm answering it anyway. DJgif posted: TPBM has not had a haircut in the past 2 months More like, two years. No, THREE years. TPBM hasn't cut their hair in more than three years.
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02/01/12 6:45 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Nah... The longest I've gone without cutting my hair was 1 year. TPBM has at least one friend that's a freeloader
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02/01/12 10:03 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,369	No I don't think so. The Person Below me is asexual.
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02/02/12 4:26 AM
DJgif member you and whose army? Joined: 04/19/09 Location: Canada Posts: 9,443	sometimes I feel like it but apparently I'm not TPBM is pansexual
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02/02/12 8:40 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,603	Yes, I am. If I want to have sex, I have to hit someone over the head with a pan first The Person Below Me has stolen a shirt or underwear from someone they had a crush on
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02/02/12 8:41 PM
Rubeninphoenix member Finally 21 Joined: 05/21/09 Location: Four Eight Oh AZ Posts: 21,261	Nooooooooooo......... TPBM has gotten really drunk before. I'm talking blackout drunk too.
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02/03/12 9:28 AM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,369	Yes I have. >< In Las Vegas no less. THe Person Below me is a cold hard bitch and doesn't kiss on the lips.
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02/03/12 10:17 AM
cute_annie member Devil Kitty Muse Joined: 10/01/10 Location: my ghost%5C%27s heart and Posts: 6,731	No. I LOVE to kiss on the lips. The Person Below Me is a walking contradiction
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02/03/12 1:19 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,091	I guess so. The person below me is having a fucking horrible day.
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02/03/12 6:54 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,274	Today, I got fired from my job, food poison from McDonalds, butt-raped by Carpathian monks, and now there is a bug floating in my beer......clearly this is the best day of my life. t p b m on occasion employs the “dine and dash” technique at restaurants.
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02/04/12 12:24 AM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,632	no, never tpbm is getting tired of Lady Ga Ga.
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02/04/12 6:57 AM
serenityangel member Joined: 06/08/09 Location: oberhausen Posts: 6,207	Since the first time I saw/heard her, yes tpbm can´t say "no"
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02/04/12 8:32 AM
cyberman member Joined: 01/28/12 Location: a blue police box Posts: 224	I'm getting better. I have a two year old at home so I get lots of practice TPBM has been putting something important off that they need to address soon
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02/04/12 9:34 AM
KinkyAfro member Joined: 01/25/12 Location: England Posts: 1,543	OK, OK, I'll do it (jeez!)... TPBM is disappointed.
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02/04/12 10:30 AM
Lita_75 member A 500 yo. vampire Joined: 12/20/09 Location: remix.nin.com Posts: 5,561	... I was yesterday. tpbm is easily distracted by petty things instead of focusing on the most important.
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02/04/12 1:30 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,603	Sometimes. Doesn't everyone have that problem to some extent? The Person Below Me has met a famous actor/actress
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02/04/12 7:37 PM
reznorlovr1 member Hi everyone! Joined: 10/29/08 Location: USA Posts: 1,048	I have met Edward Norton several times in my dreams. TPBM has been in a fight
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