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09/04/10 7:28 PM

Heather "one legged gold digger who is not a miner" Mills

 

09/06/10 5:56 AM

Michael "I'll never sleep with young boys again" Jackson

 

09/08/10 4:29 PM

Julia "Love me, I need a lot of attention" Roberts

 

09/08/10 4:40 PM

I posted this on page one, but I just had to do it again grinning smiley

Robert "I can't act, I lave less emotional range than Chuck Norris, I smell, I never comb my hair and there's probably things nesting in it, I'm in the worst series of movies ever filmed based on the worst series of books ever written, my 'leading lady' looks more like a dude than I do most of the time, I willingly helped to destroy vampires forever, I wish I was Harry Potter instead, and I look like a goddamn foot" Pattinson

 

09/08/10 6:08 PM

Patti "might be te best woman Robert Mapplethorpe ever slept with" Smith

 

09/08/10 6:40 PM

Helen "unnnggh pffft duuuhnnnnttgghh fffnnggt" Keller

 

09/09/10 6:07 AM

Keith "I married Nicole Kidman, that was a smart move, now people are noticing me and buying my records" Urban

 

09/09/10 10:20 AM

Uma "Quentin Tarantino's muse and #1 foot model" Thurman

 

09/09/10 4:03 PM

Tom "Scientology loving, couch jumping, don't call me a fudge packer" Cruise
http://images3.cliqueclack.com/tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sp-tomcruise.png

 

09/09/10 4:13 PM

Cat "my music started sucking so I became religious and now nobody knows who I am" Stevens

 

09/09/10 8:49 PM

Samuel "YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE! AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!" L "Mother Fuckin'" Jackson



I've been waiting to use that one for two weeks grinning smiley

 

09/10/10 5:51 PM

Kurt "I'm actually glad to be dead" Vonnegut

 

09/10/10 8:09 PM

Vanessa "I just waited around looking hot and being stupid and french until a cool guy like Johny Depp made an honest woman out of me. I tried to snatch Lenny Kravitz before, but it didn“t take" Paradis.

 

09/11/10 6:23 AM

Peter "I may be over 60 years old but I'm still sexy as hell!!!" Fonda



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/14/2010 05:31AM by Joan Cootes.

 

09/11/10 10:39 AM

Freddy "I'm gayer than your estranged son who wants to have a sex change, but I'm still more man than you'll ever be!" Mercury

 

09/11/10 4:41 PM

Monica "will always be known for blowing the president" Lewinsky

 

09/11/10 10:06 PM

Leonardo "DeHapprio, the strutting stud" DiCaprio

 

09/12/10 5:32 AM

David "No one knew I was into bondage" Carradine

 

09/12/10 10:21 AM

Courtney "There's nothing left to say about this train wreck of a person" Love

 

09/13/10 2:02 PM

Laurence "Im ashamed my daughter is in porn" Fishburne

 

09/13/10 4:34 PM

Frankie "Is Malcolm In The Middle still going? Am I still going? Does anyone honestly give a fuck?" Muniz

 

09/14/10 5:12 PM

Malcolm "The Orange Clockwork" McDowell

 

09/14/10 6:04 PM

Mike "I'm gonna eat his children" Tyson

 

09/14/10 7:50 PM

Tyrone "IS THIS THE FIVE O'CLOCK FREE CRACK GIVEAWAY?!" Biggums

 

09/15/10 6:07 AM

Brian "one day I'm going to get rid of the make-up, the silly contact lens, stop doing drugs and alcohol, and then maybe people might take me seriously" Warner

 

09/15/10 11:30 AM

Warren "I've slept with half of Hollywood" Beatty

 

09/15/10 3:53 PM

Britney "My vagina is so wide, Justin Beber uses it as a sleeping bag " Spears



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/15/2010 03:54PM by VersesMachine.

 

09/15/10 4:58 PM

Sarah Jessica "My face looks like a foot" Parker

 

09/15/10 4:08 PM

Pee Wee "Sorry for jizzing all over the back of your head in the theater, dude..." Herman

 

09/15/10 5:07 PM

Howard "Come in with the milk, come in with the milk, come in with the milk" Hughes

 
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