I posted this on page one, but I just had to do it again
Robert "I can't act, I lave less emotional range than Chuck Norris, I smell, I never comb my hair and there's probably things nesting in it, I'm in the worst series of movies ever filmed based on the worst series of books ever written, my 'leading lady' looks more like a dude than I do most of the time, I willingly helped to destroy vampires forever, I wish I was Harry Potter instead, and I look like a goddamn foot" Pattinson