Party Room Story Writing
 
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08/23/10 1:46 PM

Ok, time for more mindless fun! This is a take on the 3-and 5-word story threads, but with more leeway. Here, you have to continue the story based on what the person above you posted. Take it in any direction you want, complete a sentence, start a new one, but the catch is that your entry can't total more than 20 words. That way there's some boundary limit and entries won't ramble on for paragraphs and pages.

Here we go---I'll start:


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One day as I sat in front of my computer, reading the NIN forums,

 

08/23/10 3:50 PM

A ladybug landed on the word "cunt." Spiritual as I am, I thought it to be a sign and

 

08/23/10 4:47 PM

from then on considered cunts in any form to be lucky.

 

08/23/10 4:48 PM

I walked outside today and saw the brightest cunt smiling at me and

 

08/23/10 4:50 PM

I couldn't help but smile back at the glistening gash.

 

08/23/10 4:52 PM

Then I kicked it. Hard.

 

08/23/10 4:55 PM

Now cunt slime isn't really something you want on your shoes, but

 

08/23/10 4:59 PM

That's nothing compared to the asshole on my mouth.

 

08/23/10 8:28 PM

I went to Walmart and bought a toothbrush. I even got a

 

08/23/10 8:46 PM

Shotgun for the day when the zombies come up from the cemetery and

 

08/24/10 7:28 AM

tried to eat the cunt slime off my shoes. I blasted each of them with the shotgun, but then noticed

 

08/24/10 7:52 AM

I was running out of shells, so I picked up a crowbar and started

 

08/24/10 9:09 AM

to open the crate full of bazookas that the fed-ex driver dropped off just in time.

 

08/24/10 9:08 AM

To my surprise, there were no bazookas in the crate. Instead, I found

 

08/24/10 10:22 AM

Small babies, curled up in the fetal position. I fed them to the zombies to escape.

 

08/24/10 9:25 AM

Once away from the zombies, I decided to go see if I could find

 

08/24/10 10:31 AM

My mind. Sadly, it was not where

 

08/24/10 9:54 AM

i had left it, so i ordered a pizza with anchovies and

 

08/24/10 11:16 AM

A whole stack of dicks

 

08/24/10 10:19 AM

but ordering was incredibly frustrating because the pizza guy barely spoke English.

 

08/24/10 11:29 AM

I beat him to death with his own shoes and

 

08/24/10 10:30 AM

he thought anchovies and dicks was the address at the corner of san tropez and fifth.

 

08/24/10 11:55 AM

Then, he rose from the dead, like jesus!

 

08/24/10 10:56 AM

Hallelujah! I fell to my knees and began to worship him, but then

 

08/24/10 11:57 AM

The zombies returned, with

 

08/24/10 11:53 AM

all of their powers combined into a single time bomb, set to go off once it hit the ground.

 

08/24/10 11:55 AM

Once it hit the ground, the city will be turned into zombies. Shocked at how smart they actually are, I

 

08/24/10 12:34 PM

Took my panties off and threw them at em, screaming fear me you

 

08/24/10 12:47 PM

panty-wad zombies! But it was no use and I realized I needed to call Suge and

 

08/24/10 2:11 PM

Suge fucked a whole load of zombies until their brains exploded. The world was safe again.

 
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