Party Room Story Writing

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09/02/10 12:33 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	"Magic," I silently said to myself. I grabbed a donut
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09/02/10 12:27 PM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	and couldn't decide if I should eat it, or throw it at the Girl Scouts selling cookies at my door.
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09/02/10 1:36 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	I chose to throw it at the girl scout. In anger, she took out her thin mint ninja stars and
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09/03/10 5:47 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	David Carradine popped out from behind her. He was their troop leader! They began to
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09/03/10 6:14 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	make a list of his accomplishments that included hanging yourself in a closet to jerk off and
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09/03/10 8:17 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	asked him if he planned on doing anymore "Kung Fu" movies. David replied
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09/03/10 10:16 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	But his words were lost amongst the mayhem because Chuck Norris
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09/03/10 9:26 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	was waiting. . . . Chuck Norris always waits. . . .
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09/03/10 10:29 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	And Chuck Norris always wins... It was an all out battle between
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09/03/10 9:53 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	David, Chuck and the Girl Scouts, while I stood by, donut in hand, ready to
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09/03/10 11:00 AM
Peligro member pretty little dream(er) Joined: 10/19/08 Location: Tikarri%27s Closet Posts: 15,464	pwn them all. but that didn't exactly go to plan as david, chuck and the girl scouts killed themselves off.
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09/03/10 11:02 AM
Peligro member pretty little dream(er) Joined: 10/19/08 Location: Tikarri%27s Closet Posts: 15,464	with free scout cookies, i closed the door and continued to watch kung-fu movies.
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09/03/10 1:31 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Then, I took a dump in my pants and
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09/03/10 1:17 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	waited patiently for the smell to reach my nostrils to thoroughly enjoy the full effect of
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09/05/10 2:22 PM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	the thin mints mixed with the Savannahs. Once I got a good whiff,
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09/08/10 1:27 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	I am ready to throw down in mortal combat! Quickly and swiftly I fall
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09/08/10 1:12 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,498	into a hole in the ceiling that wasn't there five minutes ago.
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09/08/10 6:12 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Was the hole really there, or was it some effect of the drugs I took when
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09/08/10 10:38 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	I tried to suck my own dick after
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09/08/10 3:49 PM
~Kimmeh~ member I'm a sexual, lets diddle Joined: 05/04/08 Location: The Mother Ship Posts: 13,515	seeing Cillian Murphy in all his beautiful man glory in Inception. I tried to look away but
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09/09/10 10:39 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	I was sucked in, like a tractor beam and immediately had to go rub one out. While I was
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09/09/10 3:12 PM
N_ member Je suis perdue! Joined: 11/04/08 Location: The nicest parts of hell. Posts: 506	rubbing vigorously, I thought of the last time I saw you wearing my....
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09/09/10 4:23 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Mumu. It made me cry
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09/09/10 3:19 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	uncontrollably until i passed out from the lack of air and the fact that
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09/09/10 6:11 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	My farts were overwhelming.
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09/09/10 7:19 PM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Then I got a grand idea about what to do with those farts:
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09/09/10 8:25 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,759	Buy seal-a-meal units & save the farts in air tight bags to sell on ebay for concert ticket money &
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09/09/10 7:57 PM
N_ member Je suis perdue! Joined: 11/04/08 Location: The nicest parts of hell. Posts: 506	balloon rides with my nudist colony, but when I tried to seal my farts inside the units my...
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09/09/10 9:02 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,759	friend passed out. When he came to, I then made the decision to buy a gas mask so I could Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/09/2010 07:56PM by Old Moparz.
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09/10/10 6:04 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	make sure that wimp would stay awake while we packaged the farts. Soon, we had them ready for sale
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