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09/02/10 12:33 PM

"Magic," I silently said to myself. I grabbed a donut

 

09/02/10 12:27 PM

and couldn't decide if I should eat it, or throw it at the Girl Scouts selling cookies at my door.

 

09/02/10 1:36 PM

I chose to throw it at the girl scout. In anger, she took out her thin mint ninja stars and

 

09/03/10 5:47 AM

David Carradine popped out from behind her. He was their troop leader! They began to

 

09/03/10 6:14 AM

make a list of his accomplishments that included hanging yourself in a closet to jerk off and

 

09/03/10 8:17 AM

asked him if he planned on doing anymore "Kung Fu" movies. David replied

 

09/03/10 10:16 AM

But his words were lost amongst the mayhem because Chuck Norris

 

09/03/10 9:26 AM

was waiting. . . . Chuck Norris always waits. . . .

 

09/03/10 10:29 AM

And Chuck Norris always wins... It was an all out battle between

 

09/03/10 9:53 AM

David, Chuck and the Girl Scouts, while I stood by, donut in hand, ready to

 

09/03/10 11:00 AM

pwn them all. but that didn't exactly go to plan as david, chuck and the girl scouts killed themselves off.

 

09/03/10 11:02 AM

with free scout cookies, i closed the door and continued to watch kung-fu movies.

 

09/03/10 1:31 PM

Then, I took a dump in my pants and

 

09/03/10 1:17 PM

waited patiently for the smell to reach my nostrils to thoroughly enjoy the full effect of

 

09/05/10 2:22 PM

the thin mints mixed with the Savannahs. Once I got a good whiff,

 

09/08/10 1:27 AM

I am ready to throw down in mortal combat! Quickly and swiftly I fall

 

09/08/10 1:12 AM

into a hole in the ceiling that wasn't there five minutes ago.

 

09/08/10 6:12 AM

Was the hole really there, or was it some effect of the drugs I took when

 

09/08/10 10:38 AM

I tried to suck my own dick after

 

09/08/10 3:49 PM

seeing Cillian Murphy in all his beautiful man glory in Inception. I tried to look away but

 

09/09/10 10:39 AM

I was sucked in, like a tractor beam and immediately had to go rub one out. While I was

 

09/09/10 3:12 PM

rubbing vigorously, I thought of the last time I saw you wearing my....

 

09/09/10 4:23 PM

Mumu. It made me cry

 

09/09/10 3:19 PM

uncontrollably until i passed out from the lack of air and the fact that

 

09/09/10 6:11 PM

My farts were overwhelming.

 

09/09/10 7:19 PM

Then I got a grand idea about what to do with those farts:

 

09/09/10 8:25 PM

Buy seal-a-meal units & save the farts in air tight bags to sell on ebay for concert ticket money &

 

09/09/10 7:57 PM

balloon rides with my nudist colony, but when I tried to seal my farts inside the units my...

 

09/09/10 9:02 PM

friend passed out. When he came to, I then made the decision to buy a gas mask so I could



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/09/2010 07:56PM by Old Moparz.

 

09/10/10 6:04 AM

make sure that wimp would stay awake while we packaged the farts. Soon, we had them ready for sale

 
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