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09/10/10 10:29 AM

But strangely enough, no one would buy them.

 

09/10/10 9:44 AM

in the meantime, i noticed people going downward past my window in a hurry on their way to

 

09/10/10 9:55 AM

the ice cream truck that had just pulled up at the corner. "Wait!" I called

 

09/10/10 11:11 AM

And grabbed a handful of pennies. I ran out the door and fell

 

09/10/10 11:23 AM

in the driveway, skinning both knees. The people at the ice cream truck turned and looked

 

09/10/10 2:32 PM

at me, then bought ice cream and all yelled, "no ice cream for the retard on the ground!" which

 

09/10/10 4:53 PM

I thought was odd because everyone was seriously under educated and speaking in tongues which sounded like pig latin to me. I looked at the one screaming in coherent english and said...

 

09/10/10 4:57 PM

"YOU CHEATED!"

 

09/11/10 4:55 PM

"You wrote more than 20 words! This thread has a 20-word limit, dammit!" So I got up off the ground

 

09/12/10 12:19 AM

strutted over to the kid with the biggest ice cream and...

 

09/12/10 2:12 PM

said "Go ahead Punk--make my day" doing my best Clint Eastwood impersonation. He took the ice cream and

 

09/12/10 2:07 PM

ran away to the 145th st subway station and caught the next train to escape me.

 

09/12/10 6:05 PM

Fortunately, Chuck Norris was also there, having had enough of the Girl Scouts and David Carradine, so he

 

09/12/10 6:21 PM

went into the back room where he couldn't help but listen on

 

09/13/10 11:25 AM

the Glee Club meeting that was taking place there.

 

09/13/10 12:06 PM

the meeting minutes recorded at the glee club stated that the word glee will be changed to pee because

 

09/13/10 12:16 PM

Everyone had to take a piss and crowded into the bathroom all at the same time.

 

09/13/10 12:10 PM

the floor was soon covered in urine when the pipes backed up and the plumbers strike was

 

09/13/10 12:30 PM

was going on, so no one could fix it. It got worse when

 

09/13/10 12:32 PM

the toilet paper ran low and people started pushing others down to grab the last few sheets that had

 

09/13/10 12:49 PM

not been used. They had to resort to wiping their asses with

 

09/16/10 5:26 PM

J.c Chasez who didn't mind cause he was

 

09/17/10 6:52 AM

an asswipe, anyway. Soon, JC was covered in turds and piss, and everyone

 

09/20/10 10:56 AM

Laughed at him. The humiliaton drove him to insanity and he ran over nuns while

 

09/20/10 11:05 AM

trying to escape the jeers. JC ran down the street, crying and screaming

 

09/20/10 12:59 PM

Throwing poop at the poor, unsuspecting public. They then formed

 

09/20/10 12:27 PM

a line and began Irish step-dancing, while JC

 

09/20/10 3:34 PM

Poop his pants in effigy. The people continued

 

09/20/10 2:54 PM

to grow increasingly more hostile. Frenzied, they began scraping the poop off on one another and making poop bombs which they....

 

09/20/10 4:00 PM

Then lit on fire in bags on the doorsteps of the elderly. The old folks were none too pleased with

 
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