Party Room Story Writing

Party Room Story Writing

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09/23/10 11:48 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	act like an aphrodisiac to the woodchucks in the hole. it then comes up to hump your leg
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09/23/10 12:49 PM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	and spray it's nourishing woodchuck jizz
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09/23/10 12:30 PM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	all over your shoe. Good thing you weren't wearing your Prada pumps, because
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09/23/10 1:36 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	They would have melted and melded to your feet. Then you would have to
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09/23/10 1:17 PM
Calvinios member MGOH Joined: 05/13/09 Location: away Posts: 701	amputate one's beautiful floor walkers or else the deadly Pradaroids would infect them.
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09/23/10 1:34 PM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	But if you left them on, you'd look like a disturbing supermodel, right out of "Blade Runner" and
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09/23/10 2:35 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	be able to get a job posing for "anorexia monthly" or as a bottle brush. things were going well until
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09/23/10 4:07 PM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	the god of thunder developed a mean case of gas and
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09/23/10 3:54 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	didn't have anymore tums. the heavens opened up as brown smoke rushed downward and
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09/23/10 5:24 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Then god came down and swallowed the deadly brown.
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09/23/10 6:35 PM
VersesMachine member Beware - I Live! Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Maine Posts: 2,297	The people screamed in fear for god was very Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2010 06:35PM by VersesMachine.
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09/24/10 5:38 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	serious when he pulled out tablets of the 10 Commandments. "Hey Moses--I fixed 'em for you!" He said, and
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09/24/10 7:26 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	then gave him a holy hand grenade in case of an emergency. moses was happy to
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09/24/10 7:33 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	have this item and decided to play a practical joke on Noah by hiding the grenade in the ark.
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09/24/10 1:45 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	when the three chimpanzees on noah's arc argued over mates, one used the grenade on another so there were
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09/24/10 5:46 PM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	actually no chimps left alive which proves
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09/24/10 6:05 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	That monkeys are truly irrelevant.
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09/25/10 1:31 PM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	But the monkeys with grenades also blew a hole in the ark, which made the Titanic seem
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09/27/10 12:02 AM
Peligro member pretty little dream(er) Joined: 10/19/08 Location: Tikarri%5C%27s Closet Posts: 15,477	"What play is this?!" said a bystander, to her friend. "I have no idea. Let's go to another one." "Alright."
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09/27/10 12:04 AM
Peligro member pretty little dream(er) Joined: 10/19/08 Location: Tikarri%5C%27s Closet Posts: 15,477	LisaM. posted: But the monkeys with grenades also blew a hole in the ark, which made the Titanic seem like a puny bath toy or a shirt icon. Bwa ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!
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09/27/10 5:36 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Then the 40 days and nights of rain started, and with a hole in the ark,
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09/27/10 10:26 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	So that it could sink. God really wanted to start over so he could
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09/27/10 10:24 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	throw the Devil and his minion into the lake of fire for their sins, and by sinking the Ark,
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09/27/10 11:34 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	God accidentally opened up another dimension and all kinds of
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09/27/10 11:48 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	strange creatures crossed the portal. It was like Stephen King's worst nightmare, and
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09/27/10 12:49 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Then Stephen King's doppleganger came out. He writes very fluffy stories about
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09/27/10 11:50 AM
JoeGideon member Joined: 03/09/09 Posts: 448	laama's and feta cheese, usually before
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09/27/10 1:01 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Take a dump made of rainbows and love. Once he passed through,
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09/27/10 12:03 PM
JoeGideon member Joined: 03/09/09 Posts: 448	It was only the beginning because he feasted his eyes upon
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09/27/10 1:05 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	A huge rhinoceros. He planned on fucking that rhino something fierce when
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