Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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09/03/10 1:22 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	This is a thread I came across in the Ultimate Metal forum. Here's the idea: I make a wish, then the next person responds by finding away to turn the wish against them, then gives their own wish, and so on. For example: I Wish I had a 12 inch cock Granted, but its in your mouth I wish I had a Les Paul Granted, but you are overcome with an urge to play nothing but Nickelback. (starting for real now) I wish I was God.
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09/03/10 1:37 AM
ningamer member Joined: 08/16/08 Posts: 8,046	Granted, but no one believes in you. I wish I could fly.
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09/03/10 1:35 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	Granted, but you will be struck by lightning. I wish I could remember what my next wish was going to be.
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09/03/10 2:15 AM
ningamer member Joined: 08/16/08 Posts: 8,046	Granted, but you forget again before you have time to type it. I wish I had more money.
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09/03/10 5:43 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	But it would never buy you happiness and you'd never feel like you had enough. I wish I could see into my future.
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09/03/10 6:12 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	LisaM. posted: I wish I could see into my future. granted, but it will only be once and just for 3 minutes on august 9th 2016 while your on the toilet after a long night of eating too much chili. i wish i changed the filter on the air conditioner.
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09/03/10 8:16 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	DrSmithsRobot posted: i wish i changed the filter on the air conditioner. But the you wouldn't be able to breath in all the mold spores that didn't get trapped by your clogged filter I wish I didn't feel like I was getting sick.
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09/03/10 10:13 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but now you're on your period I wish I had more paid leave from work.
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09/03/10 9:21 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but you have to sleep with all your coworkers on your days off. i wish i could change the direction of traffic simply by pointing at signs.
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09/03/10 10:28 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but now you're going the wrong way on a one way street full of speeding motorists. I wish I could lose weight faster
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09/03/10 11:13 AM
~Kimmeh~ member I'm a sexual, lets diddle Joined: 05/04/08 Location: The Mother Ship Posts: 13,519	Granted but now you have to perpetually shop. (This isn't horrid to anyone but Suge, trust me) I wish I were happy.
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09/03/10 11:21 AM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,822	Granted, but you are now a sadist and you find happiness only in the pain and suffering of others. I wish I were getting laid tonight
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09/03/10 11:23 AM
NIN_rocksmysocks member maintenant on baise? Joined: 04/11/08 Location: 9300 ft higher than you%2 Posts: 10,548	Granted, but it will be by a goat who has a fetish of other barn animals watching you two. I wish I could figure out what the hell I want to do between graduating and going to graduate school
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09/03/10 12:50 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but now you're a prostitute. I wish this day was over already!
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09/03/10 11:56 AM
Tristessa member Pralines and Dick Joined: 08/16/08 Location: Cananada Posts: 2,543	Granted, but that was your last day on earth so now you're going to hell. I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner.
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09/03/10 1:06 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but now you're the weiner I masturbate with. I wish I could get laid.
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09/03/10 12:54 PM
johnny_ripper member it's awfully considerate Joined: 02/15/08 Location: desolation row Posts: 5,449	Granted, but it will be with this guy. I wish i wasn't so socially awkward.
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09/03/10 1:16 PM
ningamer member Joined: 08/16/08 Posts: 8,046	Granted, but you won't make any friends. I wish I was never sick again.
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09/03/10 1:25 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but you will have to take daily anti-sick tablets the size of golf balls through your ass for the rest of your life. i wish a ten foot long icicle would fall off sarah palin's roof as she looked up, entering her mouth, come out her ass, and stick itself in the ground so she would be stuck there.
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09/03/10 1:28 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	Granted, but you will eventually melt and she would get away. I wish that Nickelback would break up already.
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09/03/10 1:42 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted, but Chad Kroger will form a new band that's even worse I wish I was in Dixie, horray, horray
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09/03/10 1:47 PM
97nin member Joined: 06/24/10 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 611	Granted, but they will reunite on Monday, make a big world tour and then they'll be everywhere(TV, radio, newspapers etc.) I wish I could get to see at least one NIN concert in my life? Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/03/2010 01:49PM by 97nin.
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09/03/10 1:50 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	Granted, but it would be a Justin Beaver tribute concert. I wish that Trent would get to work on new Nine Inch Nails right now.
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09/03/10 2:01 PM
97nin member Joined: 06/24/10 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 611	Granted but the album will be called Strobe Light and the only single will be Pussygrinder(Trent Reznor ft. Sheryl Crow). I wish I didn't have to start school on 15th September.
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09/03/10 2:11 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	Granted. Now school starts tomorrow! I wish that Sarah Palin would die in a car crash already.
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09/03/10 2:23 PM
PeedroPaula member Why so serious? Joined: 09/07/08 Location: San Pedro CA Posts: 15,262	Granted, but now the tea-baggers have elevated her status to Saint Sarah. I wish I could move out of this crappy apartment. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/03/2010 02:23PM by PeedroPaula.
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09/03/10 2:24 PM
cadair8 member Joined: 12/21/07 Posts: 4,400	Granted, you would be living on the streets with a hobo. The hobo with a shotgun. I wish my school internet was faster. Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/03/2010 02:25PM by cadair8.
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09/03/10 2:29 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,411	granted! But now all you get is midget porn, sorry no nin.com I want a pony!
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09/03/10 2:29 PM
97nin member Joined: 06/24/10 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 611	Granted, but it's so fast your computer explodes and you have to pay for it. I wish I was living in LA. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/03/2010 02:30PM by 97nin.
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09/03/10 2:31 PM
97nin member Joined: 06/24/10 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 611	Granted, but It's very agressive! I wish I had a unicorn.
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