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09/03/10 2:33 PM
cadair8 member Joined: 12/21/07 Posts: 4,400	Granted, it would spear you in the stomach when you forget to feed it. I wish tomorrow was MOnday so I was at the Phillies game.
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09/03/10 3:33 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but now every day in your life is a long, dreary monday with no possibility of weekends. I wish I had trail mix Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/03/2010 02:39PM by Suge.
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09/03/10 2:43 PM
ningamer member Joined: 08/16/08 Posts: 8,046	Granted, but it will be the only thing you can eat for the rest of your life. I wish I could juggle.
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09/03/10 3:53 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted but yer juggling bowling balls. I wish my car hadn't been broken into
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09/03/10 3:11 PM
PeedroPaula member Why so serious? Joined: 09/07/08 Location: San Pedro CA Posts: 15,265	It wasn't, but some turd spray painted "True Belieber" all over it. I wish I had more chocolate.
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09/03/10 3:20 PM
~Kimmeh~ member I'm a sexual, lets diddle Joined: 05/04/08 Location: The Mother Ship Posts: 13,519	Granted but it's sugar free and old. I wish I had bigger boobs.
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09/03/10 4:21 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted but you have back problems now I wish I had a topic to write about for my column Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/03/2010 03:22PM by Suge.
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09/03/10 3:22 PM
~Kimmeh~ member I'm a sexual, lets diddle Joined: 05/04/08 Location: The Mother Ship Posts: 13,519	Granted but now you have to inspect homeless guys buttcracks. I wish I could fly home on my magic carpet.
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09/03/10 4:23 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but it's full of holes I wish I could have more adventures
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09/03/10 3:23 PM
PeedroPaula member Why so serious? Joined: 09/07/08 Location: San Pedro CA Posts: 15,265	Granted, but your home is now a bedouin tent in the Sahara Desert. I wish I could take a nap every day. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/03/2010 03:24PM by PeedroPaula.
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09/03/10 3:35 PM
~Kimmeh~ member I'm a sexual, lets diddle Joined: 05/04/08 Location: The Mother Ship Posts: 13,519	Suge posted: Granted, but it's full of holes I wish I could have more adventures Granted but now you're stuck in the movie Adventures in Babysitting. I wish I could see Jake.
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09/03/10 3:47 PM
ningamer member Joined: 08/16/08 Posts: 8,046	Granted, but you won't be able to talk to him. I wish nin was touring again.
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09/03/10 3:57 PM
~Kimmeh~ member I'm a sexual, lets diddle Joined: 05/04/08 Location: The Mother Ship Posts: 13,519	Granted but only for elementary school children who have no idea who they are. I wish I was sexy.
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09/03/10 4:00 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,793	Granted, but you are only sexy to ugly lesbians. I wish I had X-ray vision.
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09/03/10 5:03 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted but you can only see the insides of pigs. I wish I was special.
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09/03/10 4:04 PM
~Kimmeh~ member I'm a sexual, lets diddle Joined: 05/04/08 Location: The Mother Ship Posts: 13,519	Granted but you're special ed I wish I lived on the beach
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09/03/10 4:05 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,793	~~Granted, but Special is another term for Retarded.~~ Granted, but your beach will be destroyed by a hurricane. I wish I had A/C. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/03/2010 04:06PM by patrick_nicholas.
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09/03/10 4:08 PM
~Kimmeh~ member I'm a sexual, lets diddle Joined: 05/04/08 Location: The Mother Ship Posts: 13,519	Granted but your A/C unit is laced with Anthrax I wish that I knew what to wish for next.
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09/03/10 5:15 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	You do, and it's not pretty... I wish I knew what my dreams meant
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09/03/10 4:31 PM
~Kimmeh~ member I'm a sexual, lets diddle Joined: 05/04/08 Location: The Mother Ship Posts: 13,519	Granted, but now you know too much about life. I wish I didn't have to come back to work ever again but still make money.
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09/03/10 4:28 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,793	Granted, now you get paid to shit your pants! I wish I was stronger.
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09/03/10 5:52 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but now you look like this: I wish work was over already!
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09/03/10 4:53 PM
cadair8 member Joined: 12/21/07 Posts: 4,400	Granted, your testiculars are smaller due to the steroids. I wish I had a billion dollars.
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09/03/10 4:57 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,793	Granted, but you will die the second you see that money. I wish I had DSL back right now.
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09/03/10 6:02 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but now you have Dick Sucking Lips (get it!!!) I wish my palm would stop itching
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09/03/10 5:16 PM
cadair8 member Joined: 12/21/07 Posts: 4,400	Granted you don't have a hand anymore. I wish I didn't jump off that cliff and hit the water so fast my skeleton jumped out of my skin.
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09/03/10 6:19 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted. Now yer a braindead vegetable in a coma. I wish I had wings and could fly
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09/03/10 5:51 PM
cadair8 member Joined: 12/21/07 Posts: 4,400	Granted, the only direction you can fly in is towards the sun. I wish I had a super suped up car that never dented or crashed.
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09/03/10 6:49 PM
PeedroPaula member Why so serious? Joined: 09/07/08 Location: San Pedro CA Posts: 15,265	Here ya go! I wish I was motivated.
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09/03/10 7:06 PM
Gabriela member Not tired of fire Joined: 04/13/08 Location: Abnormaland Posts: 1,370	Granted, you are a maggot on a dead toad, and will soon grow your wings. I wish I lived on Seseme Street (and don´t mind being a muppet)
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