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09/09/10 1:40 AM
N_ member Je suis perdue! Joined: 11/04/08 Location: The nicest parts of hell. Posts: 510	Granted, but it never comes back! I wish I could quit smoking.
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09/09/10 8:06 AM
cadair8 member Joined: 12/21/07 Posts: 4,400	Granted, you take up something harder. I wish I could play guitar
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09/09/10 8:34 AM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,827	Granted, but you will replace C.C. Deville in Poison. I wish I was immune to hangovers.
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09/09/10 8:40 AM
~Kimmeh~ member I'm a sexual, lets diddle Joined: 05/04/08 Location: The Mother Ship Posts: 13,519	Granted but now you just grow hair in strange places, shit your pants, and have a craving to lick buttholes the morning after you drink. I wish my legs weren't sore.
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09/09/10 10:28 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted. You no longer have legs and have to get around in a wagon. I wish it were friday already
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09/09/10 10:41 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted, but you have to be in court I wish Friends and Seinfeld had never existed
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09/09/10 11:54 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, now there's more reality TV on instead. I wish my column would write itself.
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09/09/10 11:06 AM
cadair8 member Joined: 12/21/07 Posts: 4,400	Granted, everything it writes you disagree with. I wish I didn't have to go to class
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09/09/10 11:07 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted... Now you're dead I wish I had a more normal bone structure
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09/09/10 1:08 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted. But now you have massive face distortion. I wish I could unleash a fury of flying monkeys upon my coworkers. For the lulz, of course.
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09/09/10 2:10 PM
N_ member Je suis perdue! Joined: 11/04/08 Location: The nicest parts of hell. Posts: 510	Granted, but the monkeys trap them and bring them to your house. I wish my bills were paid up for the rest of the year.
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09/09/10 2:34 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,411	Granted! then the following year you'll be up to your ass in debt. I wish to live in the swinging 60's London.
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09/09/10 3:29 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted. You now have bad teeth. I wish my hair would grow longer
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09/09/10 2:49 PM
N_ member Je suis perdue! Joined: 11/04/08 Location: The nicest parts of hell. Posts: 510	Granted, but it becomes a separate entity. Taking all the hair you currently have with it, it stalks you to the end of your days. I wish I had not already read all of this thread.
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09/09/10 3:52 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, now you can't read. I wish there was world peace
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09/09/10 3:31 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but the peace was over before i finished typing the word "granted". i wish that in the debate for the next presidential election, one candidate says, "that's the dumbest fucking response i ever heard." and laughs loudly while spitting water.
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09/09/10 3:32 PM
N_ member Je suis perdue! Joined: 11/04/08 Location: The nicest parts of hell. Posts: 510	Granted, now there are only pieces of the world and they are scattered about the universe. I wish I was not so damn bored!
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09/09/10 3:36 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but you have to read THIS to stay awake. i wish the lint in my belly button was useful.
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09/09/10 4:05 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,411	granted! It cures cancer, now people hunt you for your life saving bodily fluids and wastes. I wish I was getting my massage right now.
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09/09/10 6:13 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted. But yer getting a massive from someone with herpe hands I wish I could fart without being judged.
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09/09/10 8:02 PM
N_ member Je suis perdue! Joined: 11/04/08 Location: The nicest parts of hell. Posts: 510	Granted, but now your farts are worth milloins of dollars and everyone wants one. I wish my farts were worth a million bucks! ;p
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09/09/10 9:06 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,760	Granted, but since you don't have a paypal account in good standing, people can't buy them & you remain broke. I wish the people living on my street had better taste in music.
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09/09/10 8:11 PM
N_ member Je suis perdue! Joined: 11/04/08 Location: The nicest parts of hell. Posts: 510	Granted, but they eat it all and regurgitate only Hannah Montanah songs. I wish my landlord would fix the things wrong with my house. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/09/2010 09:00PM by N_.
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09/09/10 9:14 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,760	Granted, but your rent doubled & the neighbors are Miley Cirus & her Dad. I wish my PC had more memory than an Alzheimer's patient.
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09/09/10 8:20 PM
Gabriela member Not tired of fire Joined: 04/13/08 Location: Abnormaland Posts: 1,370	Granted, but it will turn into Hall, from Space Odyssey, hate you and maybe not try to kill you because it´s just a PC. But it will erase your important stuff, photo shop your pictures to make them gross and send them to your loved ones, delete your music files and finally, speak in tongues at night. I wish I wasn´t dog tired.
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09/09/10 8:50 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted, but now you're in pain I wish I was having "relations" with a pretty girl right now
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09/09/10 9:00 PM
N_ member Je suis perdue! Joined: 11/04/08 Location: The nicest parts of hell. Posts: 510	Granted, but she has extra appendages and rope. I wish I could sleep.
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09/09/10 9:38 PM
NIN_rocksmysocks member maintenant on baise? Joined: 04/11/08 Location: 9300 ft higher than you%2 Posts: 10,548	Granted, but you're going to wake up every twenty minutes. I wish I could find a nice, smart, kind boy to date.
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09/09/10 10:43 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,760	Granted, but he is married to 6 others in 4 different states. I wish I had a 60 gallon compressor & a 220 volt outlet in the garage.
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09/09/10 10:33 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	NIN_rocksmysocks posted: I wish I could find a nice, smart, kind boy to date. Granted, but I live in Virginia And I'm actually kind of an idiot Old Moparz posted: I wish I had a 60 gallon compressor & a 220 volt outlet in the garage. Granted, but it'll blow up and scar you for life the first time you triy to use it I wish I could move out on my own
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