Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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09/11/10 2:54 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted, but you have to whore yourself out to really old, nasty, perverted, lecherous men and a few even worse women to get it I wish someone loved me again, and that I could love again
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09/11/10 2:55 PM
NIN_rocksmysocks member maintenant on baise? Joined: 04/11/08 Location: 9300 ft higher than you%2 Posts: 10,548	Granted, but it's only gonna end in another heartbreak (because, from what I've seen, everyone goes through at least 2-3 heartbreaks before finding someone they stick with). I wish I was in love again.
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09/11/10 3:02 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted, but now you're an objectophile, so you're in love with a toaster I wish it was October already
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09/11/10 4:39 PM
Gabriela member Not tired of fire Joined: 04/13/08 Location: Abnormaland Posts: 1,370	(Me too, actually) Granted, October starts in two hours during which you´ll get a stomach bug that will give you constant runs and make you puke ocasionally. You won´t be able to eat anything but cooked chicken, saltines and gatorade or leave your room for the whole month. I wish I didn´t wish you were dead...
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09/11/10 10:09 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted... Now you wish I was in your pants I wish I was 16 again
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09/11/10 10:11 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	Granted. Now you're back in school and bullied to the point where you want to kill yourself. I wish that I don't have to go to college. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/11/2010 10:12PM by patrick_nicholas.
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09/11/10 10:32 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	patrick_nicholas posted: Granted. Now you're back in school and bullied to the point where you want to kill yourself. Already dealt with that patrick_nicholas posted: I wish that I don't have to go to college. Granted, but you have to work 10 hour shifts six days a week at a dead end job that you hate to afford your shitty little three room apartment (that's a bedroom, a bathroom, and kitchenette/dining area- not three bedroom) I wish I could play guitar
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09/11/10 10:46 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	Granted, but you just forgot how to play the drums. I wish I had something better to do.
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09/11/10 11:49 PM
FusedGhost member Joined: 02/09/09 Posts: 1,196	Granted, but you won't like getting off your ass to do it. I wish I wasn't so bored at the moment.
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09/12/10 10:37 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted. Now you're being chased by a bear I wish I had a pet wolf who loved me
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09/12/10 10:51 AM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,411	granted! But it's mangy and has ticks and fleas. I wish it was Halloween today.
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09/12/10 3:04 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted, but you have to stay home with no costume and no Trick-Or-Treaters coming to the door I wish I wasn't so horny right now... It's kind of distracting...
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09/12/10 7:51 PM
N_ member Je suis perdue! Joined: 11/04/08 Location: The nicest parts of hell. Posts: 510	Granted, you have one evening of intense satisfaction, but its the last time you will ever reach orgasm. I wish I trusted easier. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/12/2010 07:52PM by N_.
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09/12/10 9:52 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted, but you trust everyone too much, and it will result in you losing everything you own I wish I had more money
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09/13/10 10:27 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but now there's a bill for you in the mail for the same amount. i wish my ears had built in covers so i could run and not hear the wind as loudly.
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09/13/10 10:29 AM
cadair8 member Joined: 12/21/07 Posts: 4,400	Granted, your ears are now the size of Dumbo the elephant's ears. I wish I played for the Philadelphia Phillies as a first baseman.
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09/13/10 10:33 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but you will make the same error in the most important game this season as bill buckner did for boston in 1986 and will be famous for it for the rest of your life. i wish soap tasted much better.
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09/13/10 11:15 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Granted, but the disturbing part is that you acutally listened to your mother when she told you to wash your mouth out with soap. I wish I didn't have to spend the $740 I did this morning to replace my lawnmower that died this weekend.
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09/13/10 12:08 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but since you'll be eating the grass as salad for the next several years, you'll have to spend $740 on salad dressing. i wish clothing would be banned at all concerts.
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09/13/10 12:52 PM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Granted, but you'll have to bleach your eyes after watching the fat guy in front of you, shake his booty. I wish I didn't have to close my pool, next week.
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09/13/10 1:33 PM
97nin member Joined: 06/24/10 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 611	Granted, you're closing it tomorrow. I wish I didn't know Justin Bieber existed.
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09/13/10 1:48 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted, but now you'll get to learn about him/her/it all over again! I wish I didn't have to do yard work
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09/13/10 3:18 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but now you must scrub bed sheets at the local nursing home with a toothbrush. i wish there was another day between tuesday and wednesday.
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09/13/10 3:40 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	Granted, but it is a work day. I wish that the laundromat was open 24 hours again.
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09/14/10 1:03 AM
N_ member Je suis perdue! Joined: 11/04/08 Location: The nicest parts of hell. Posts: 510	Granted, but the washer eats all of your clothes to shreds except your underwear, towels, and sheets. They are now pink! I wish it were two weeks in the future so I can have my cash flow increased dramatically.
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09/14/10 6:45 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but you only had one week to pay your bills before all your stuff was repossessed. i wish i was shiny enough to reflect sunlight under the sofa so i don't need my flashlight anymore.
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09/14/10 6:47 AM
NIN_rocksmysocks member maintenant on baise? Joined: 04/11/08 Location: 9300 ft higher than you%2 Posts: 10,548	Granted, but then you're so shiny that all your friends have to wear sunglasses around you all the time, and refuse to unless they're wearing some. (Also, sex becomes more difficult due to the sunglasses-wearing.) I wish I would stop getting headaches every day.
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09/14/10 6:49 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Granted, but then everyone will think you are one of the vampires from "Twilight"--they sparkle and reflect the sunlight, too. I wish my safety manuals I wrote for work, didn't get accidentally incinerated by the Maintenance department during a collection of old paperwork they recently did, because now I have to reprint them all.
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09/14/10 6:57 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	NIN_rocksmysocks posted: I wish I would stop getting headaches every day. granted, but now you must wear a knit hat 24/7 with marble sized jingle bells under it and jump up and down 15 times once every hour. LisaM. posted: I wish my safety manuals I wrote for work, didn't get accidentally incinerated by the Maintenance department during a collection of old paperwork they recently did, because now I have to reprint them all. granted, but now you have to sleep with the maintenance department every friday so they stop throwing your manuals away. i wish i had a better brand of coffee at work so i can actually drink it.
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09/14/10 7:04 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Granted, but it could still smell like skunk-piss like Starbucks does. I wish I could've stayed and watched the mommy and baby skunk that I saw down at the end of my street when I was coming home from work last night at midnight.
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