Corrupt-A-Wish

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09/15/10 4:02 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, half of italy just exploded to make it into a sandal. Way to go. I wish I hadn't eaten that.
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09/15/10 3:35 PM
gaaira member hollow Joined: 06/07/09 Location: The precipice of defeat Posts: 2,448	granted, but an innocence super cute puppy gets to eat it i wish i could buy "Nier Replicant" instead of the outside japan version "Nier Gestalt" Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/15/2010 03:40PM by gaaira.
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09/15/10 4:59 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but it explodes soon after you purchase it. I wish I didn't have to go to my bro's burfday dinner and listen to how my parents fawn over his drug addled pathetic self.
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09/15/10 4:30 PM
N_ member Je suis perdue! Joined: 11/04/08 Location: The nicest parts of hell. Posts: 510	Granted, but now he has turned into a prude and you have to listen to how your parents wish you were so much more like him. I wish I had a few more hours to write before I have to go to work. =(
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09/15/10 4:37 PM
~Kimmeh~ member I'm a sexual, lets diddle Joined: 05/04/08 Location: The Mother Ship Posts: 13,519	Granted but now you have to write for 10 years without stopping...ever. I wish I would get my text that I've been waiting for.
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09/15/10 5:45 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but you've lost your phone. I wish I could produce rainbows from my ass.
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09/15/10 4:50 PM
N_ member Je suis perdue! Joined: 11/04/08 Location: The nicest parts of hell. Posts: 510	Granted, but now the rainbows have a side effect and you fart colorful bubbles in the shapes of animals (those tusks really hurt coming out). They never pop and soon your house is a zoo. I wish I did not have to go get dressed right now. grrr! Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/15/2010 04:50PM by N_.
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09/15/10 5:59 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, you are a monkey in the zoo and never have to worry about getting dressed every again! I wish everyone would just go away
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09/15/10 5:04 PM
cadair8 member Joined: 12/21/07 Posts: 4,400	Granted, you are all by yourself on an island. I wish I was spiderman.
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09/15/10 6:05 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, you are a freak of nature, kept in a plastic cell and studied every day. I wish I were an X-Men
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09/15/10 10:31 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted, but you're the lamest X-Man ever I wish that a lot of people come to my band's CD release party tomorrow...
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09/16/10 2:01 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	granted, a lot of people show up, but with pitchforks and lit torches, ready to riot for no reason. I wish there were more hours in a day.
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09/16/10 6:39 AM
cadair8 member Joined: 12/21/07 Posts: 4,400	Granted, there are no more weekends. I wish I could make my mind up about the new Linkin Park album.
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09/16/10 10:28 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, you hated it and have decided to switch back to Miley Cyrus. I wish I got paid a lot more and only had to come in like, four days a week.
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09/16/10 9:35 AM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,822	Granted, but they will only play Michael Bolton. I wish I hadn't had seven drinks yesterday.
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09/16/10 10:15 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted... You had twelve I wish I got more sleep last night
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09/16/10 11:57 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but you were sleeping with midgets. I wish I could shit on that bitches desk...
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09/16/10 11:17 AM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,822	granted, but it will turn into a fresh Cinnamon roll. I wish that "wish" would become the U.S. national anthem.
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09/16/10 12:21 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but now hicks are singing it badly. I wish it were lunch time already
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09/16/10 11:24 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted, but you won't have time to eat lunch I wish I could talk to her without looking like an idiot
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09/16/10 12:34 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted. Now you look like a moron I wish I had an idea of what to write about for my column
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09/16/10 11:44 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted, but now you only write about sexual diseases I wish the band had more shows booked
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09/16/10 12:55 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, yer playing a whole string of shows at retirement communities. I wish my hair was straight
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09/16/10 1:05 PM
~Kimmeh~ member I'm a sexual, lets diddle Joined: 05/04/08 Location: The Mother Ship Posts: 13,519	Granted but now you wish it was curly. I wish I wasn't such a homo about things and think myself into a frenzy.
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09/16/10 4:04 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted. Yer now a slut who works herself up into an a bitchfest. I wish I hadn't taken that pill
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09/16/10 3:22 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but the liquid form of what you need tastes like oven cleaner and you have to drink a gallon of it. i wish that traffic lights were purple and orange instead of green and red.
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09/16/10 4:24 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but no one was tutored on the change and thus, were unprepared for it. There were massive car crashes on this day. I wish I had some more innovative to write about today.
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09/16/10 3:29 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, so you have to write about how you changed the course of baseball history by having given barry bonds his steroids when you lived with him. i wish there were no such things as mosquitos.
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09/16/10 4:30 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but now there is a new breed of blood suckers. It's called the Twilight Vampires. I wish it would rain really hard
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09/16/10 3:32 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but now you need an inflatable raft and a bucket. i wish the person at work would remain quiet.
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