Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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09/23/10 5:32 PM
Gabriela member Not tired of fire Joined: 04/13/08 Location: Abnormaland Posts: 1,370	Fine, now you sweat like a horse. I wish for a gay friend who would switch teams at my command, for a couple of hours so I would get laid without having to put up with stuff that´s so fucking exhausting.
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09/23/10 6:35 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,760	Granted, but you now have Barbara Streisand & Liza Minnelli CD's permanently in your CD player on constant repeat. I wish my garage behind the house had a mechanic 24/7 to finish my cars.
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09/23/10 5:56 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted, but it's so loud that not only can you not sleep, but your entire neighborhood has you arrested for disturbing the peace I wish I could go back in time and see Led Zeppelin in concert
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09/23/10 8:27 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,793	Granted. Now you're stuck in a '70s insane asylum because no one believes you when you say you're from the future. I wish that the library was open 24 hours so I could use their WiFi right now.
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09/24/10 12:05 AM
nanettecarton member Joined: 11/03/08 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,309	Granted, but the security guard might attack you while your watching porn. I wish I had a pair of wings right now & could hover over mountains.
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09/24/10 5:44 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Granted, but the one time you do, you'll piss your pants. I Wish You Were Here
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09/24/10 7:24 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but 173 others are tagging along so you better have a lot of snacks. i wish the bridge i crossed wasn't charred.
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09/24/10 7:34 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Granted, but you better find another way home in case that bridge collapses. I wish I didn't have to work this weekend.
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09/24/10 10:25 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, you have been fired! I wish I didn't have this fucking headache!
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09/24/10 11:39 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted, but now your asshole hurts I wish I had something fun to do this weekend
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09/24/10 12:34 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,793	Granted, but you will get arrested on Monday. I wish I could smoke some weed without the law or my mother ever finding out and I never get called to do a drug test.
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09/24/10 1:46 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, you smoke weed, shit your pants and pass out on the railroad tracks. I wish haters wouldn't hate...
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09/24/10 1:17 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but the people that liked you now formed an angry mob on your front lawn with rakes, shovels, torches, yogurt, broom handles, and saltines and are all waiting for you. i wish silver dollar pancakes were the size of real silver dollars.
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09/24/10 4:13 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but you only get one and they never fill you up. I wish my brother was less of an ass face.
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09/24/10 5:40 PM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	granted but now he is retarded and you are the only one left to care for him i wish i had it already!!!!
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09/24/10 5:58 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, you have HIV! I wish these fiber plus bars wouldn't make me so gassy
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09/24/10 6:57 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted... Now they make you shit uncontrollably I wish I had a Djembe
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09/25/10 3:39 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,411	granted! but it's a supernatural Djembe and on fire constantly and you can't play it without burning your hands. I wish I lived in a state other than California.
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09/25/10 6:05 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,827	Granted, but once you move out everyone in CA will get a check for one million dollars. I wish I could drink 24/7 without any consequences.
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09/25/10 6:13 PM
Gabriela member Not tired of fire Joined: 04/13/08 Location: Abnormaland Posts: 1,370	Granted, you´ll be booze proof, but will develop all sorts of weird allergies and become extrasensitive to fat, starch, sugar, sweeteners, mosquito bites, polen, dust. Etc. Luckily, you´ll be able to drink all you want to forget your symptoms. I wish my loved ones never had to suffer.
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09/26/10 10:54 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Xanthe posted: I wish I lived in a state other than California. Granted, but now you live in Delaware Gabriela posted: I wish my loved ones never had to suffer. Granted, but now you have to suffer all the things that they no longer can. Pain, sickness, hunger, poverty, everything I wish I could see my friend today
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09/26/10 4:49 PM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Granted, but he/she probably doesn't want to see you. I wish I didn't have to buy size 6 pants like I did today, because the size 4's got a little snug.
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09/27/10 10:42 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, you are now in a coma but your body looks great! I wish my grandma didn't have cancer
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09/27/10 9:52 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,793	Granted. Now she has AIDS. I wish I could simply get up and leave when I want to.
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09/27/10 10:56 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted. You get up and kill yourself. I wish this world would explode and kill everyone in it, myself included.
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09/27/10 10:21 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,793	Granted. You're the only one in it. Everyone is on Mars now. I wish I could go to Mars.
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09/27/10 11:25 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but I'm on Mars and in rape mode. I wish I was more awake and alert right now
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09/27/10 12:19 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but now you notice that maggots have eaten one of your feet and are on their way to your ankle. i wish the restroom was closer.
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09/27/10 1:20 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted. But you still poop your pants before you sit on the seat. I wish it were lunch time already
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09/27/10 12:23 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,793	Granted, but you will lose your lunch to a homeless person. I wish that all vending machines were free. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/27/2010 12:24PM by patrick_nicholas.
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