Corrupt-A-Wish

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10/10/10 3:41 AM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,673	Granted, but he will win one the following year. I wish I would win...
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10/10/10 12:55 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,624	Granted, but after taxes, lawsuits, freeloaders and charities demanding your money, you only get $35 and your asshole friend steals it when you're not looking I wish Eddie Murphy still made good movies Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/10/2010 12:55PM by The_Prowler.
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10/10/10 3:43 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but you will never see them. I wish my photos would upload faster.
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10/10/10 4:30 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,673	granted, but the quality will be very poor and show you in a comprised position. I wish feces smelled like freshly baked Cinnamon rolls.
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10/10/10 8:32 PM
Wowk member It's pronounced "woke" Joined: 05/11/10 Location: Sydney%2C Australia Posts: 705	Granted, but now you can't resist eating it. I wish someone would do my research proposal for me.
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10/10/10 9:04 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,624	Granted, but they do a horrible job and you fail miserably I wish she would notice me
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10/10/10 9:19 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted. She fucking hates you. I wish I could make money without working.
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10/10/10 9:24 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,377	Granted, but now money is worthless. I wish I could have an extended one month long orgasm.
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10/11/10 9:42 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but you slept through it and now have a months worth of body hair, dried drool crust, and bed bug bites to show for it. i wish my feet were heavy enough to keep me upright when i fall asleep standing.
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10/11/10 10:43 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	Granted but your head is too big and you fall over. I wish people would go away
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10/11/10 9:48 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,624	Granted, but they take you with them I wish I was alone right now Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2010 09:48AM by The_Prowler.
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10/11/10 10:52 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	Granted but you are now: I wish my hair didn't do this weird frizz thing Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2010 09:52AM by Suge.
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10/11/10 11:07 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,624	Granted, but your pubes do it now I wish a pretty girl would ask me out
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10/11/10 12:31 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	(my pubes already do it lolz) Granted, but you get asked out by a weightlifter chick and she breaks you when she kisses you goodnight. I wish everyone would just leave me alone
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10/11/10 1:34 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. but you now live on Mars. I wish I lived in the playboy mansion.
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10/11/10 1:44 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,624	Granted, but Hugh and the girls all moved out when too many dudes moved in, so now it's a giant sausage fest I wish I could perform more
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10/11/10 1:55 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. but you'll be performing bizarre daily sex acts in Amsterdam for tourists. I wish I had really long hair.
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10/11/10 1:57 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted. You have really long pubic hair. I wish I was the last person on Earth.
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10/11/10 3:21 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	Granted, you are killed when a boulder falls on you and no one is there to help you up. I wish my muscles weren't so shaky Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2010 02:21PM by Suge.
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10/11/10 2:58 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,377	Granted now you have rock hard Hilary Clinton tree trunk legs. I wish Calgone would take me away.....
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10/11/10 3:19 PM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Granted, but now you'll never be able to come back. I wish I had a chainsaw so I could cut down some bigger trees on my property.
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10/11/10 4:20 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	Granted but you end up cutting down children too and now yer in jail I wish I could go home early
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10/12/10 10:00 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,624	Granted, but there's a bear there, and he's waiting for you... I wish I was in a relationship again
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10/12/10 10:24 PM
ningamer member Joined: 08/16/08 Posts: 8,046	Granted, but it's with someone you hate I wish I wasn't sick anymore
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10/13/10 9:10 AM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. but you get hit by a truck and are dead. I wish there were a bunch of female strippers here at work.
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10/13/10 9:58 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted. They're all fat and ugly. I wish there was something real, wish there was something true. Wish there was something real in this world full of you. You all saw that coming.
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10/13/10 11:05 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	Granted, but everything that is real, everything that is true, in this world full of you, is trying to kill you. I wish my sister wasn't so retarded sometimes... Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/13/2010 10:05AM by Suge.
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10/13/10 1:59 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. but she's so smart now .. that she can hypnotized you and make you act like a paperclip. I wish for whirled peas.
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10/13/10 2:06 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but they're overcooked. I wish that Glenn Beck would be abducted by aliens and we never have to hear from him again.
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10/13/10 2:13 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,673	Granted, but then another douche will come along to take his place, in a matter of seconds. I wish that Tori Amos would tour the States by the end of the year.
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