Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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10/21/10 4:04 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,528	Granted, but you start to age rapidly when you turn 19. I wish I could turn the lights on and off without having to get up.
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10/21/10 4:11 PM
dextermorgan member Joined: 12/10/09 Location: Essen Posts: 1,199	Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair now. I wish I could have a robot slave.
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10/21/10 5:51 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,603	Granted, but it gains true sentience and runs off with your dishwasher, leaving you all alone. Oh, and it accidentally steps on your legs, breaking them, so now you're stuck on one level of your house with all the phones on the other floor so you have no way to call for help. You're probably going to be dead for some time before anyone finds you I wish I was happier
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10/21/10 6:14 PM
dextermorgan member Joined: 12/10/09 Location: Essen Posts: 1,199	Granted for tomorrow but the rest of your life will be hell on earth. I wish I could get high without panicking
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10/21/10 8:20 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,603	Granted- You don't panic, but you actually end up getting arrested and thrown in a cell with a big guy named Bubbles who likes "the way you wiggle" I wish I could spend more time alone
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10/21/10 9:17 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. but now you have herpes. I wish .. I could sleep for a 1000 years.
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10/21/10 9:21 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,528	Granted, but you will wake up 3 seconds before a plane flies into your building. I wish I could build a planeproof skyscraper.
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10/21/10 9:24 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,646	granted, but it won't be plain proof. I wish that John Lennon was still living.
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10/21/10 9:27 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,528	Granted, but his music has been getting progressively more and more mediocre since 1980. I wish that Metallica didn't cut their hair. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/21/2010 09:28PM by patrick_nicholas.
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10/21/10 9:34 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,646	Granted, but St. Anger still sucks. I wish that Axl/Trent would win the 2012 presidential election.
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10/21/10 9:41 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,528	Granted, but the world will end on December 21, therefore they will not get to serve. I wish that humans will start colonizing on Mars in 2012.
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10/21/10 9:52 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,646	Granted, but you will move there and not have access to nin.com I wish that my ass could talk to me and we could have very stimulating conversations.
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10/21/10 10:17 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,603	Granted, but his breath smells like shit I wish I culd haz a cookie
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10/21/10 10:22 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. YouCanHazCookie .. but it's made out of rat poop instead of chocolate. I wish I could speak to the animals.
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10/21/10 11:27 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,528	Granted, but all they ever talk about is Twilight. I wish I could wake up in another dimention where I am recognized as a superior being.
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10/22/10 9:13 AM
dextermorgan member Joined: 12/10/09 Location: Essen Posts: 1,199	Granted but after 10 minutes you would realize your caught in a world full of retards. I wish there was a burger king in my house.
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10/22/10 10:43 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,603	Granted, but it turns ou to be worse than McDonald's I wish Starbucks never existed and ruined coffee for me
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10/22/10 11:52 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,528	Granted, but there is another coffee shop that's much worse. I wish I fronted the most successful band in the world.
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10/22/10 12:40 PM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Granted, but then Bono would be out of a job. I wish all the leaves didn't just blow back into my yard after I mowed this morning.
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10/22/10 2:35 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,603	Granted, they blew right inside of your house I wish I didn't have to paint the guest room
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10/22/10 6:00 PM
dextermorgan member Joined: 12/10/09 Location: Essen Posts: 1,199	Granted your friend does it and gets rewarded with a threesome with 2 hot models. I wish I could win the lottery tomorrow.
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10/22/10 6:09 PM
NIN_rocksmysocks member maintenant on baise? Joined: 04/11/08 Location: 9300 ft higher than you%2 Posts: 10,505	granted, but you're forced to donate all the money to charity for researching a "cure" for the "bedbug epidemic." i wish i knew what the heck this boy was thinking.
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10/22/10 6:14 PM
dextermorgan member Joined: 12/10/09 Location: Essen Posts: 1,199	Granted, but his thoughts will make you throw up for 3 hours straight. I wish I could have a jetpack.
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10/22/10 9:29 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,603	Granted, but it will shut off thile you're 6,000 feet up in the air I wish I wasn't so cold
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10/22/10 11:55 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,646	Granted, but now you are too hot. I wish that Shirley Manson was my wife.
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10/23/10 12:04 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,528	Granted, but she is constantly arguing with you over stupid things. And she cheats on you with Marilyn Manson. I wish I could buy the Pretty Hate Machine reissue right now.
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10/23/10 12:08 AM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,646	Granted, but you will be hit by a comet as you sit at your desk typing how awesome it is on nin.com. I wish that there was a "lost" NIN recorded in 1996/1997 and that it will be released this year. Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2010 12:10AM by RhettButler.
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10/23/10 8:46 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,603	Granted, but you remember that episode of Family Guy where Peter and Lois enter a talent show and smoke a bunch of pot before they go on and they think they're totally amazing but in reality they're just crawling around on the stage screaming? Yeah, it'll be like that I wish my band could get better gigs than just fucking bars and small restaurants
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10/23/10 11:04 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,528	Granted, but you have been kicked out of the band. I wish I could assemble a band out of thin air.
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10/23/10 12:31 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,646	Granted, but they will sound like a cross between Hootie and the Blowfish and Nickelback. I wish that Shirley Manson would sit on my face for six hours, in the nude.
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