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10/23/10 2:16 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,612	Granted, but she hasn't shaved in four years and she's shitting on you the entire time I wish I didn't have that visual in my head right now...
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10/23/10 2:20 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,560	Granted, you have a much more disgusting visual now. I wish I could track Mr. No-Show and get him to fix my DSL right now.
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10/23/10 4:47 PM
B10ndie927 member RAAAAH! BRAINS! Joined: 11/22/09 Location: College Station TX Posts: 1,956	Granted, but he did a shitty job and it's broken again. I wish I could play an instrument.... Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2010 04:48PM by B10ndie927.
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10/23/10 4:54 PM
dextermorgan member Joined: 12/10/09 Location: Essen Posts: 1,199	Granted but you still suck. I wish nin would tour again next year.
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10/23/10 7:35 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,560	Granted, but they're opening for Nickelback. I wish that NIN would open for Opeth.
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10/24/10 4:23 AM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,654	Granted, but then the NIN fans in the crowd (99.9 percent of the audience) will throw tomatoes at Opeth and they will only play one song. I wish that Trent Reznor would join Van Halen as their keyboard player.
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10/24/10 11:13 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,612	Granted, but Gary Cherone is their singer again I wish I wasn't so tired the day after playing a show
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10/24/10 7:23 PM
smiley_988 member Remember what you are! Joined: 11/08/08 Location: somewhere in texas Posts: 3,013	Granted but you will never be able to sleep again. (well its a nightmare for me) I wish I has the perfect android body. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/24/2010 07:24PM by smiley_988.
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10/24/10 7:28 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,560	Granted, but it will shortcircuit. I wish that Metallica erased St. Anger from history and replaced it with a similar album to ...And Justice For All.
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10/24/10 7:35 PM
ningamer member Joined: 08/16/08 Posts: 8,046	Granted, but the new album sounds like a cheap knockoff of ...AJFA and goes down as the worst albums in Metallica history. I wish that I wasn't sick anymore
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10/24/10 7:42 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,560	ningamer posted: Granted, but the new album sounds like a cheap knockoff of ...AJFA and goes down as the worst albums in Metallica history. It would still be better than St. Anger. ningamer posted: I wish that I wasn't sick anymore. Granted. Now your arms and legs have been amputated. I wish I was smarter.
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10/24/10 10:48 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,612	patrick_nicholas posted: ningamer posted: Granted, but the new album sounds like a cheap knockoff of ...AJFA and goes down as the worst albums in Metallica history. It would still be better than St. Anger. patrick_nicholas posted: I wish I was smarter. Granted, but you're now the smartest person on the planet. As a result of which, it is impossible for you to find any meaningful connection with anyone because your intelligence is so far beyond theirs and you die alone and miserable I wish she would talk to me
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10/25/10 4:50 AM
dextermorgan member Joined: 12/10/09 Location: Essen Posts: 1,199	Granted, she asks you for the time and afterwards never speaks to you again. I wish that you would be dead.
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10/25/10 5:40 AM
smiley_988 member Remember what you are! Joined: 11/08/08 Location: somewhere in texas Posts: 3,013	Granted but I will haunt you. I wish that Mondays would be taken off the face of the week day.
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10/25/10 6:04 AM
Wowk member It's pronounced "woke" Joined: 05/11/10 Location: Sydney%2C Australia Posts: 705	Granted, but now Sunday is the new Monday. I wish I could travel through time.
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10/25/10 7:56 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,612	Granted, but you'll get stuck in Salem, Massachusetts during the witch hunts and you'll be tortured until you say that you're a witch, and then you'll be savagely killed I wish I didn't feel like shit
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10/25/10 11:14 AM
dextermorgan member Joined: 12/10/09 Location: Essen Posts: 1,199	Granted but now you absolutely feel nothing anymore no matter what happens to you. I wish I was born 10 years earlier
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10/25/10 1:33 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted but you die young I wish I had never been born at all
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10/25/10 12:46 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. but then .. nin.com failed miserably the first week as something significant was missing. I wish I had some new clothes.
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10/25/10 1:09 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,371	granted! but they're made entirely of meat. I wish I had a date or some plans for this weekend.
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10/25/10 1:20 PM
dextermorgan member Joined: 12/10/09 Location: Essen Posts: 1,199	Granted but Iam your date! I wish I wasnt as lazy as Iam. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/25/2010 01:20PM by dextermorgan.
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10/25/10 5:12 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,654	Granted, but now you will work so much you will never have a chance to poop and your intestines will explode. I wish my shower would never run out of hot water.
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10/25/10 5:44 PM
princesssookeh member Joined: 10/05/10 Posts: 155	granted, but the water will be so hot, you will be boiled alive within seconds. I wish i didn't have to do this paper
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10/25/10 5:48 PM
dextermorgan member Joined: 12/10/09 Location: Essen Posts: 1,199	Granted you have to do 2 others which are both 3 times as hard. I wish I could live in London.
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10/26/10 11:00 PM
princesssookeh member Joined: 10/05/10 Posts: 155	granted, but you will be killed by a dalek wish I could meet NIN
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10/27/10 10:58 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,560	Granted, but they get a phone call and have to leave less than 30 seconds later. I wish I could reunite the Self-Destruct-era NIN lineup.
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10/28/10 2:08 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted but you die before they are able to perform I wish I were an elf
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10/28/10 8:29 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,612	Granted, but you're a total raging homo that makes Adam Lambert look like Charlie Sheen, and you're the only gay elf there is, so no secks for you I wish I wasn't so awkward
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10/28/10 10:23 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, you are now part of the IN crowd. You wear polo shirts, khakis, and you use expensive hair products. You smell of angels breath. You have hordes of females following you everywhere. Everyone loves you. But you're gay. And religious. And contemplating suicide because your church is against gays in a huge way. I wish I had a new car already
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10/28/10 11:35 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,560	Granted, but it's possessed. I wish that religion would go away.
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