Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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02/09/11 9:05 AM
Sheepdean member Thug aim Joined: 11/27/07 Location: London Posts: 2,144	Granted, but you sleep twice as long I wish carrots tasted like cucumber
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02/09/11 9:08 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted, but cucumbers taste like carrots now. PS - Welcome to the Party Room, Sheepdean! I wish I had an excuse to show off my new shirt.
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02/09/11 9:13 AM
Sheepdean member Thug aim Joined: 11/27/07 Location: London Posts: 2,144	Granted, but it's your funeral I know, I should come more I wish the next wish will be beneficial to me
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02/09/11 10:38 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,082	Granted, but you won't get a humorous response. I wish I could fly. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2011 10:39AM by KMOS92.
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02/09/11 10:41 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted, but you fly into a black hole. I wish I could teleport.
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02/09/11 1:03 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but you can only teleport to Utah. I wish I'd stop getting injured...
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02/09/11 6:43 PM
jhendrie86 member Joined: 01/22/09 Location: Threadkillaton Posts: 658	Granted, but you'll catch the flu easier instead. I wish my hair was longer.
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02/09/11 6:46 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,082	Granted, but it won't stop growing... in unnatural places. I wish I could switch places with someone right now.
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02/10/11 12:20 PM
gaaira member hollow Joined: 06/07/09 Location: The precipice of defeat Posts: 2,433	Granted, you're in Egypt. I wish i could see my grandfather once again and ask him "now what ?"
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02/10/11 12:26 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	gaaira posted: I wish i could see my grandfather once again and ask him "now what ?" granted, but your grandmother confuses both of you by saying, "not until the cows come home." i wish the magazines came in the same size as the door on my house just to watch the postal carrier get mad.
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02/10/11 1:01 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,082	Granted, but your subscriptions expire. I wish I had some food right now.
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02/10/11 1:25 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	KMOS92 posted: I wish I had some food right now. granted, but it's a bowl of deep fried, pig knuckles covered in maple syrup and ketchup. i wish my fingerprints were shaped like smiley faces.
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02/10/11 4:42 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,082	Granted, but you'll be easily identified at the scene of the crime. I wish I weren't so dependent on nicotine.
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02/11/11 5:46 AM
ningamer member Joined: 08/16/08 Posts: 8,046	Granted, but now you're dependent on cocaine. I wish there would be no more wish granting
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02/11/11 10:31 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,082	Approved, but now there'll be wish approving. I wish I had more time before this exam.
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02/11/11 10:31 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,082	Approved, but now there'll be wish approving. I wish I had more time before this exam.
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02/11/11 12:41 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted, but you double posted therefore your exam is now double the size. I wish I run really really fast.
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02/11/11 1:02 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,082	Granted, but you can't stop. I wish I knew where I put my can opener.
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02/11/11 4:53 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but now you can't find your microwave. I wish my didn't need contacts or glasses to see well...
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02/11/11 8:08 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,082	Granted, but now you have uncontrollable lazer vision. I wish I could think of a wish.
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02/11/11 8:35 PM
Imaginary_Kevin member Creepin' since '07 Joined: 12/16/07 Posts: 1,924	Granted, but that wish was "I wish all of my limbs were broken". I wish for a wish that sets fire to anyone who attempts to corrupt it.
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02/11/11 9:46 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted, but you also catch fire. I wish Cliff Burton was still alive.
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02/11/11 10:06 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted but he'd be zombie Cliff Burton .. .. which would still be .. motha fuckin kick ass!! I wish we could build a time machine just to check out kick ass shows of bands in their prime.
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02/11/11 10:11 PM
Imaginary_Kevin member Creepin' since '07 Joined: 12/16/07 Posts: 1,924	Granted, but your time machine always arrives in the exact spot the band you're visiting is standing, crushing them to death. I wish I could explode people with my mind.
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02/11/11 11:10 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted, but you blew up yourself by accident. I wish my computer had an extra USB outlet.
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02/11/11 11:44 PM
Imaginary_Kevin member Creepin' since '07 Joined: 12/16/07 Posts: 1,924	Granted, but it's been installed on the inside of the computer. I wish for three more wishes.
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02/12/11 2:29 AM
ningamer member Joined: 08/16/08 Posts: 8,046	Granted, but those next three wishes will make you very unhappy I wish my wishes weren't corrupted Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/12/2011 02:30AM by ningamer.
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02/12/11 3:08 AM
trentsbutterflygirl member Joined: 09/04/09 Location: the interwebs Posts: 2,083	granted...the only catch is they arent perfect either i wish i could sleep
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02/12/11 3:03 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,623	granted, but you oversleep and miss the Beverly Hills 90210 marathon. I wish that John Lennon was still with us.
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02/12/11 8:04 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,082	Granted, but he's decided to retire from music again. I wish it were earlier.
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