Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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03/17/11 12:04 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,567	The_Prowler posted: I wish that she'll say yes when I ask her out Granted, but she cancels a week later because she has a real boyfriend. ^That has actually happened to me. I wish that Negura Bunget would do a tour in the United States. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/17/2011 12:05PM by patrick_nicholas.
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03/17/11 10:36 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,662	Granted, but you will be in prison. I wish that I could forget about my last girlfriend.
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03/17/11 11:58 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but now she is obsessively in love with you. Well, since we're on the subject... I wish this girl I've been fucking around with would realize that I want to get serious.
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03/17/11 11:58 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but now she is obsessively in love with you. Well, since we're on the subject... I wish this girl I've been fucking around with would realize that I want to get serious.
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03/18/11 6:22 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. but you get married and it turns into a living hell. I wish .. for a real Party Room PARTY!!
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03/18/11 11:14 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but it already happened and you missed it. I wish I were more prepared to go back to school tomorrow.
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03/22/11 10:31 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. but you get beat up by that big ugly bully guy. >> I wish .. there were more pineapples in the world.
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03/22/11 10:50 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but now they're thrice as sharp to touch so nobody wants to harvest them. I wish I didn't have to write this paper.
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03/23/11 9:41 AM
still_feeling_hurt member Joined: 05/11/10 Location: a softer world Posts: 749	granted, your hands explode i wish that the spiral that i'm in would stop
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03/23/11 11:08 AM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but now your in a zig-zag. I wish my lunch break was longer...
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03/23/11 11:48 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,567	Granted, but your lunch just went bad. I wish I could see the future. I could have gone to fucking Agalloch if I knew two months in advance that my mother would have complete control of the computer all day yesterday.
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03/23/11 12:03 PM
effinmetal member Joined: 02/25/08 Posts: 1,253	Granted, but your can see that your future will be filled with Peter Frampton cover bands and no sex. I wish I had more money.
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03/23/11 9:59 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but it grows on trees with thorns. Sharp thorns. I wish I could take a week off.
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03/23/11 10:12 PM
effinmetal member Joined: 02/25/08 Posts: 1,253	Granted, however your week will be spent cleaning out the bedpans of the elderly. I wish I didn't have to go into work so early.
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03/24/11 12:33 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, you have been fired. I wish I had gone to bed at an earlier hour.
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03/24/11 4:28 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but now you wake up every ten minutes. I wish I had my own apartment...
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03/24/11 4:50 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but it's tiny as hell. I wish I had done something today.
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03/24/11 7:10 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,760	Granted, but the highlight was wiping snot under the table. I wish there was less mud.
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03/24/11 6:19 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted. Now there's snow! I wish I could get out of Spring Break mode.
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03/25/11 9:48 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,567	Granted. Now you're stuck in Summer mode. I wish I could skip this weekend. I'm obviously going to waste it.
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03/25/11 9:51 PM
effinmetal member Joined: 02/25/08 Posts: 1,253	Granted, you skip every weekend for the next sixteen years. Mondays happen three times a week, too. I wish I could sleep more soundly at night.
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03/25/11 10:30 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,617	Granted, but your house is broken into and you sleep right through it as all your stuff is carried off by some tweeked out dude named Jiffy Pop to sell for crack money I wish she'd call me so we could set up a date together
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03/28/11 8:30 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,567	Granted, but she will break up with you less than a week later. I wish that MTV would be dedicated to showing music videos again. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/28/2011 08:31AM by patrick_nicholas.
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03/28/11 9:38 AM
still_feeling_hurt member Joined: 05/11/10 Location: a softer world Posts: 749	granted, but now it's Justin Bieber Month, and all the other channels go off the air and you are forced down to watch it until you memorize every word and your ears bleed... i wish i could move out.........
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03/28/11 10:01 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but now you're living on the street. I wish I didn't have to live in a dorm with seven immature morons.
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03/28/11 1:05 PM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Granted, but now you have to live in the dorm with the Seven Dwarfs and dress like Snow White. I wish I could think of something to wish for.
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03/28/11 1:59 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but somebody steals your wish. I wish I knew more languages.
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03/28/11 2:07 PM
curiositykillz member misunderstood Joined: 09/15/08 Location: Tucson Posts: 1,045	granted, but unfortunately... you are now mute I wish this week will go by fast.
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03/28/11 2:13 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, its monday April 4th. I wish I had a better bed... Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/28/2011 02:13PM by lighthand.
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03/28/11 5:42 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but you can't find anyone to sleep with. I wish I could find my phone charger.
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