Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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03/28/11 6:41 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,498	KMOS92 posted: I wish I could find my phone charger. Granted, but you just lost your phone. I wish I had a burger right now. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/28/2011 06:42PM by patrick_nicholas.
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03/28/11 9:09 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but its only one from White Castle. I wish I could jump higher.
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03/28/11 9:10 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,061	lighthand posted: Granted, but its only one from White Castle. I wish I could jump higher. Hey, I love White Castle! Anyway, you jump straight into the sun. I wish I could read.
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03/28/11 9:47 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	KMOS92 posted: lighthand posted: Granted, but its only one from White Castle. I wish I could jump higher. Hey, I love White Castle! Anyway, you jump straight into the sun. I wish I could read. Kyle, those things are murder burgers man!!!(they kill your stomach) Granted, but you can only read Latin. I wish I could play every musical instrument.
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03/28/11 10:11 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,061	Granted, but you suck at all of them. I wish I could go without sleep.
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03/29/11 9:32 AM
still_feeling_hurt member Joined: 05/11/10 Location: a softer world Posts: 749	granted, your eyelids are sown open i wish that my dumbass teacher would suddenly combust next hour
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03/29/11 9:43 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,498	Granted, but you get burned alive because the principal has just accused you of witchcraft. I wish I had super strength.
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03/29/11 11:37 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,061	Granted, but only in one finger. I wish I could be in a successful rock band and drop out of school.
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03/29/11 1:04 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,594	Granted, but you will die of a massive drug overdose in a hotel room while you were pleasuring yourself in the closet during an auto-erotic asphyxiation experiment I wish I had a watch like the one in the (terrible) movie Clockstoppers that would speed up my molecular structure to much that I would be moving so fast that time would appear to have stopped around me Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/29/2011 01:04PM by The_Prowler.
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03/29/11 1:47 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	The_Prowler posted: I wish I had a watch like the one in the (terrible) movie Clockstoppers that would speed up my molecular structure to much that I would be moving so fast that time would appear to have stopped around me granted, but your arms were removed during a rectumoscopy when the surgeon had flashbacks & you have nowhere to wear the watch. i wish symmetry was less important on the human face, eyes on both sides of the nose would be cool.
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03/29/11 6:37 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, But in your top left eye your near sided,your bottom right eye is farsighted your bottom left is super sensitive to light and your top right eye's cornea needs surgery. I wish limb and organ cybernetics where a reality already...
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03/29/11 8:01 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. you now have a stranger's head. I wish .. for a world with no war.
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03/29/11 8:59 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,061	Granted. Now there is a world with international struggles, conflicts, and "policing actions." I wish my laundry would do itself.
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03/29/11 9:44 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,615	granted, but it all shrinks I wish I could sleep in late tomorrow.
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03/31/11 9:39 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. but you miss the weekend. I wish .. I had a time machine so I can go back and watch all the killer shows in the history of rock and roll.
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03/31/11 9:46 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,498	Granted, but the shows literally gang up and kill you. I wish the warm weather would get to fucking New York already.
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03/31/11 9:53 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but it's a 30 day heatwave. I wish I didn't have splinters in my fingers.
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03/31/11 9:56 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,498	Granted, but you have splinters in your ass. I wish it was Sunday already and I have the $25 my mother owes me so I could buy the new Amon Amarth album.
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03/31/11 10:05 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, But it's sold out everywhere. I wish my friends would bring food to the house when they comeover (freakin freeloaders!). Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/31/2011 10:06PM by lighthand.
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03/31/11 10:16 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. but they hand you the grocery receipt and ask to be reimbursed. I wish .. I had a big bacon cheeseburger.
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03/31/11 10:39 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,061	Granted, but you have a heart attack as well. I wish I had less work to do.
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04/01/11 8:20 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	KMOS92 posted: I wish I had less work to do. granted, but the work you are doing now is to pick food particles out of the teeth of corpses in funeral homes. i wish a local funeral home shared a building with a sandwich shop to see if people would still buy cold cuts.
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04/01/11 8:30 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Granted, and people will be just dying to get in to that place. I wish I could figure out somewhere to go on vacation this summer.
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04/01/11 10:10 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,061	Granted, but it rains your entire vacation. I wish I weren't so lazy lately.
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04/01/11 3:09 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but now your a motivational speaker. I wish Flat screen TV's weren't so expensive...
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04/01/11 3:33 PM
bettietheripper member It's an Elaborate Dream Joined: 05/21/09 Location: SoCal Posts: 22	Granted, but once you buy it a new kind of cooler tb comes out. I wish I had a money-growing tree
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04/01/11 3:33 PM
bettietheripper member It's an Elaborate Dream Joined: 05/21/09 Location: SoCal Posts: 22	Granted, but once you buy it a new kind of cooler tb comes out. I wish I had a money-growing tree
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04/01/11 9:19 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but it only grows Rupees. I wish I had some Cheez-Its to snack on...
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04/06/11 7:16 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. Ass flavored Cheez-its. I wish .. I had hookers and blow.
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04/07/11 7:28 AM
outer.veil.nomad member O t h e r n e s s Joined: 09/08/08 Location: Alba Posts: 2,091	Granted, but the hookers are all 92 and riddled with STD's and the blow is liberally peppered with ricin. I wish I hadn't made a pigs arse of this post. Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 04/07/2011 10:19AM by outer.veil.nomad.
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