Corrupt-A-Wish

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04/26/11 7:30 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, a large storm will hit where you live. Nobody survives. I wish I had eaten more earlier.
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04/26/11 7:42 PM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,644	Granted but, you now have food poisoning from bad mountain oysters. I wish I could play/make music.
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04/26/11 7:45 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted. Now you're in a Nickelback tribute band. I wish I had A/C in my apartment.
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04/26/11 7:55 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but you don't have heat. I wish I had done more today.
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04/26/11 8:02 PM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,644	Granted. Now you are in the county holding cell because you wouldn't stop picketing at the court house. I wish Trent would release more NIN... NOW.
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04/26/11 8:09 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but Justin Bieber will be producing. I wish I didn't have to leave New York.
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04/26/11 10:08 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but you move to Catskills,NY. I wish didn't have to wake up so early everyday...
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05/03/11 8:24 AM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. but you never sleep and go crazy within a month. I wish .. I had a biscuit .. with sausage egg and cheese.
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05/03/11 1:35 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but a volcano erupts and covers your hometown. I wish I were more prepared for this final.
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05/03/11 10:44 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but you're a day late for the test. I wish I would stop going through so many sneakers...
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05/05/11 5:11 PM
gaaira member hollow Joined: 06/07/09 Location: The precipice of defeat Posts: 2,442	granted your sneakers will never wear out again but you will not be able to ever take them off i wish my heart could understand what my brain feels
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05/09/11 8:30 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but you suffer head trauma and now your brain doesn't feel. I wish I had something to do this summer.
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05/09/11 10:27 PM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,644	Granted but, you probably won't enjoy the malaria that you contracted while treking the Congo. I wish I had an easier time stepping out of my comfort zone.
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05/10/11 8:39 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but you step in dog shit. I wish I could travel time.
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05/10/11 8:47 AM
votiVe member Joined: 09/04/08 Location: The Diamond Age Posts: 1,509	Granted, but you can't remember anything you see in another time longer than 10 seconds. I wish I had seen this thread earlier!
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05/10/11 11:02 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but you spend all your time on this thread. It consumes your life. I wish I had the slightest idea of what I'm going to major in.
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05/10/11 2:20 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. 3rd World Brain Surgery is a hot field .. I wish .. I had a big Whopper with Cheese.
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05/10/11 9:47 PM
RedShoebox member Joined: 10/13/10 Location: mormon-ass Utah. Posts: 149	Granted, but it's been tainted. I wish I didn't have the flu. ...or Reznor Fever. At least it's not Bieber Fever.
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05/10/11 10:28 PM
effinmetal member Joined: 02/25/08 Posts: 1,253	Granted, but Justin Beiber is coming over to deliver your miracle cure. I wish I could get that job in New York
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05/11/11 12:05 AM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but you work at the sewage plant. I wish wasn't so accident prone...
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05/11/11 8:00 AM
votiVe member Joined: 09/04/08 Location: The Diamond Age Posts: 1,509	Granted, but your effinmetal's sewage plant coworker. It's bad for both of you, really. I wish I could delete the Transformer's remakes from my mind.
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05/11/11 7:20 PM
trentsbutterflygirl member Joined: 09/04/09 Location: the interwebs Posts: 2,083	done but now you dont know who the transformers are at all i wish you nothing but the best
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05/13/11 10:50 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but whoever you are referring to will get nothing but the best gay midget porn on every channel. I wish someone would come over and eat all the meatloaf for me. (Not that I don't like meatloaf, but this one is cold and dry) Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/13/2011 10:51AM by patrick_nicholas.
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05/13/11 3:53 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but I come over and steal all your stuff. I wish I had money, but not a job.
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05/19/11 10:02 PM
votiVe member Joined: 09/04/08 Location: The Diamond Age Posts: 1,509	Granted, but it isn't what you thought it was. Now you have to sell this used CD to get your wish. I wish my cat would stop meowing at 4:30am everynight.... Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/03/2011 11:15AM by votiVe.
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05/19/11 10:08 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, it starts meowing at 4:29 AM every morning. I wish I had superpowers.
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05/19/11 10:10 PM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,644	Granted but your cat now barks at 4:31 AM. I wish I had a six pack right now.
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05/19/11 10:11 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but it's been expired for a year and some sort of mold is growing inside it. I wish I had something to read.
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05/20/11 8:29 AM
votiVe member Joined: 09/04/08 Location: The Diamond Age Posts: 1,509	Granted but every word you read sears a white-hot laserbeam of terrific pain into your lower intestine. I wish I dated Winona Ryder in college. OH Sh*T!!! My cat now meows at 4:29am and then* barks at 4:31am?!?!! Sonova! Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/20/2011 08:33AM by votiVe.
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05/20/11 9:06 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but she's using you for money. I wish I could throw a the-world-did-not-end party on December 22, 2012.
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