Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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06/25/11 2:04 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,449	Granted, but you catch a deadly virus from touching the handrail. I wish my lawn was emo so it could cut itself.
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06/25/11 5:24 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	Granted, but it also plays emo music. I wish I had a third burger. (I went out for Wendy's, unaware that my dad had made burgers)
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06/25/11 6:59 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,449	Granted, but it's been dropped on the floor. After it's been cooked. I wish I knew the meaning of life.
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06/26/11 3:01 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,822	Granted, but then you won't be happy with what you hear. I wish that I knew the release date for the new Van Halen album.
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06/27/11 5:08 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,862	Granted .. but you also learn you die the day before. I wish .. I had a furry little puppy to play with.
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06/27/11 8:21 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but it's a biter. I wish I found a pair of sunglasses that look good and block UV's.
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06/28/11 7:25 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,449	Granted, but you are allergic to the plastic and it leaves a swollen rash on your face. I wish I could get clean without having to take a shower.
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07/01/11 12:22 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	Granted! You are now an article of clothing whose owner needs to pay a ridiculous price for the dry cleaners. I wish I was born and raised in Scandinavia.
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07/01/11 8:19 PM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,701	Granted but, now you are Scandanavian??????? I wish I had some REAL fireworks to light right now.
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07/02/11 8:16 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	Granted, but your penis catches fire. I wish it was October 1st already.
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07/03/11 9:42 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,449	Granted. It is October 1, 2290. You died a long time ago. I wish I had new music to listen to.
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07/05/11 1:22 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,862	Granted .. Kidz Bop 22!! I wish .. I was at the Playboy mansion .. just hanging out by the pool.
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07/05/11 2:43 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,449	Granted, but all the women used to be men. I wish I had a normal sleep schedule.
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07/05/11 6:58 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,862	Granted .. but you also have a normal job and a corporate haircut. I wish .. I had a banana split .. right now.
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07/05/11 7:03 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	Granted, but the banana is rotten. I wish I could create a clone of myself who would have the exact same thoughts and memories as me.
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07/05/11 7:05 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,449	Granted, but it's an evil clone. I wish I did that one thing that one time.
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07/06/11 11:40 AM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,862	Granted .. you are now the proud father of billy goats. I wish .. NIN would do one last show and play the Fragile all the way through .. edit: and I was there .. with my eyes .. and a clear view .. and perfect sound .. and Trent was singing .. with Freese, Robin and JMJ .. and the world wouldn't implode or bl0w up .. with no natural/unnatural disasters .. uh .. yeah, that's it. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/06/2011 11:43AM by peacenin.
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07/06/11 11:46 AM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,701	Granted but, you will have to have an extra ticket for me... And you will have to do terrible things for said ticket. Wish there was something real, wish there was something true...
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07/06/11 1:39 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,862	^^LOL .. it would be worth it. Granted .. but you can only make me do good things for that ticket. I wish .. the summers were just like a pleasant 75 degrees the whole season.
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07/06/11 9:20 PM
vinyl_scratch member Cupcakes anyone? Joined: 07/06/11 Location: Ponyville aka Detroit Posts: 66	Granted...but it will rain everyday. I wish they would cancel Jersey Shore.
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07/06/11 9:50 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,449	Granted, they replace it with another retarded, poisonous show about teenage pregnancy. I wish I could fly.
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07/06/11 11:21 PM
BattleOfNY member Joined: 05/06/08 Posts: 1,399	Granted...but you'll only have a wing on the left side so you only fly in circles. I wish I never had to worry about money again
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07/07/11 2:52 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,449	Granted. You now have to worry about your health. You have been given an incurable disease. I wish people would answer the questions I ask them.
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07/07/11 6:27 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,862	Granted .. but they answer in Japanese. I wish .. I was at a killer party, with loud music, beer and scantily clad women!!
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07/07/11 7:19 PM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,701	Granted but, now the Cops are there and somebody planted a dirty gun on you. I wish.......... I could think of a good wish that's worth corrupting.
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07/07/11 7:22 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,449	Granted, you find razorblades in your ice cream. I wish I had something to eat.
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07/07/11 7:45 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	Granted, but it's beets. I wish I could play every instrument in the world.
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07/07/11 8:19 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,449	Granted, but you aren't particularly good at any of them. I wish people would start buying CDs again.
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07/07/11 8:51 PM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,701	Granted but, the Govt does a Cash For Clunkers CD Player program and there are only 3 left in the US. Now you have a bunch of shiny coasters... all over again. lol I wish I had enough $$$$ to feel completely comfortable going ahead and buying those Enkei RP03's (with Bridgestone Potenza Re01 tires) that keep calling my name. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/07/2011 08:52PM by BloodType89.
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07/08/11 12:27 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,862	Granted .. but someone steals your car and all you have are tires. I wish .. I had a Rita's frozen italian ice thingee .. those are good.
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