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07/26/11 10:26 AM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. it blows. I wish .. I had a big a$$ sub sammich.
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07/26/11 12:08 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted. You have a sub sammich made out of ass. I wish it were lunch time already.
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07/26/11 11:45 AM
ktravis3 member Feed Joined: 04/18/11 Location: CA Posts: 8,570	Granted. It is now lunch time... in India. I wish I could find a job.
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07/26/11 12:01 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but you get paid in four months. I wish I'd win the Mega Millions jackpot.... Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/26/2011 12:01PM by lighthand.
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07/26/11 12:20 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. but someone kills you for the ticket I wish .. I had some new shoes.
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07/28/11 9:47 AM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but they break apart in three days. I wish these telemarketers would Stop Calling Me!
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07/28/11 11:16 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,500	Granted, but they keep texting you! I wish I had a smartphone.
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07/28/11 1:30 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, but it's really more of a smart ass phone and systematically dismantles your life. I wish it were friday already
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07/28/11 12:35 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. but you won a crap load of money on Thursday which you quickly spent on super fantastic fun and have nothing to show for it. I wish .. my arms were 10 feet long.
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07/28/11 1:37 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, but they get wrapped around your throat while you sleep and suffocate you. I wish this bra would stop being so difficult.
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07/28/11 1:01 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. daydreams .. uh .. whut? .. what were we talking about again? I wish .. I was a superhero.
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07/28/11 1:23 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,500	Granted, but you're Captain Planet. I wish I could move things with my mind.
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08/02/11 8:47 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. but the things go out of control and go hurling at you every time. I wish .. I had a teleporter that worked and did not deliver me all messed up .. to move from one spot to another, instantly.
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08/02/11 8:53 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,500	Granted, but you teleport into a volcano. I wish I had an infinite supply of ice cream THAT WILL NOT MELT!!!!!
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08/03/11 12:12 AM
ktravis3 member Feed Joined: 04/18/11 Location: CA Posts: 8,570	Granted... but it's all sardine flavored. I wish I had all of the Halos!
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08/03/11 9:39 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,500	Granted. You get all of the Halo video games! I wish the second half of this movie would be found.
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08/05/11 11:37 AM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but it gets burned the projector. I wish these NYC beaches weren't so damn dirty...
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08/05/11 12:34 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,500	Granted, but they have sharks now. I wish I was back in Manhattan.
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08/07/11 5:49 PM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,644	Granted but, due to massive hurricanes, it's under water. I wish it would stop raining so I could walk my dogs so they don't piss and shit inside.
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08/07/11 9:39 PM
angelhalo member supercoolhappylovething Joined: 09/06/08 Location: beside you in time Posts: 4,128	Granted, but then you'd miss out on scent of a wet dog.... I wish I could just sleep when I'm tired.
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08/07/11 10:31 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but you can only go to sleep in the bathtub. I wish I'd been to more concerts in my lifetime...
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08/08/11 2:07 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,061	Granted, but there's always a retarded child screaming the lyrics right behind you. (That's been my experience at a concert or two) I wish I didn't ever have to sleep.
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08/08/11 9:49 AM
angelhalo member supercoolhappylovething Joined: 09/06/08 Location: beside you in time Posts: 4,128	Granted, but then you'd never have bed head. I wish I had some coffee right now.
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08/08/11 9:54 AM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,644	Granted but, it's decaff... AHHH!!! I wish my face would shave it's self.
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08/08/11 11:00 AM
ktravis3 member Feed Joined: 04/18/11 Location: CA Posts: 8,570	Granted... but you always get cut. I wish I could play the piano.
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08/08/11 11:52 AM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,644	Granted but, all you know how to do is start a player piano. I wish I had a urinal in my home.
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08/08/11 6:42 PM
LBoogie member Joined: 09/06/08 Location: wherever the rum is hidde Posts: 963	Granted, but someone installed it upside down. I wish I had boobies.
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08/08/11 9:11 PM
angelhalo member supercoolhappylovething Joined: 09/06/08 Location: beside you in time Posts: 4,128	granted, but then they'd sag when you go bra-less I wish it wasn't so hot in here.
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08/08/11 10:52 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,362	granted! It's nuclear winter. I wish I was a millionaire.
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08/09/11 11:58 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,061	Granted, but you're allergic to money. I wish I was the only person on earth allowed to troll.
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