Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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08/09/11 2:12 PM
khareaulyn member Joined: 11/08/08 Location: In my head Posts: 2,194	Granted, but you get all kinds of nasty viruses on your computer. I wish I could make friends easily.
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08/09/11 5:07 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but they each have some sort of mental disease. I wish I had more money.
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08/09/11 6:16 PM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,644	Granted but it's all locked in a Certificate of Deposit that isn't cashable until 2099. I wish there I had boobs to play with.
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08/09/11 7:08 PM
khareaulyn member Joined: 11/08/08 Location: In my head Posts: 2,194	Granted, but those are manboobs from a guy who weighs 400 pounds. I wish I would have a dick to play with.
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08/09/11 7:33 PM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,644	Granted but, you dropped it down the sink, reached in to get it and, chopped off your hand in the sink grinder thingy. I wish this place would clean itself.
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08/10/11 7:18 AM
angelhalo member supercoolhappylovething Joined: 09/06/08 Location: beside you in time Posts: 4,129	Granted, but then you wouldn't be allowed in...... I wish I had some iced tea.....
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08/10/11 7:22 AM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,644	Granted but, it's actually Ice T, the rapper. I wish I hadn't wasted this wish because it's just going to be corrupted.
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08/10/11 7:50 AM
scott14 member Joined: 04/17/08 Posts: 515	Granted, but actually this one was going to get a pass... Sucks to be you. I wish I could fly like Superman.
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08/11/11 11:34 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,567	Granted, but you die from Kryptonite. I wish I could have more control over my own life.
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08/22/11 11:26 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but you relinquish control over anything electronic. I wish this school would just hire me already!
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08/23/11 9:56 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,567	Granted, but you get fired after your first day of work. I wish that Morbid Angel would delete Illud Divinum Insanus from existence and replace it with something similar to the first three albums. And yes, a cheap knockoff of their older work would still be better than IDI, even if it is their worst release to date.
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09/02/11 10:04 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,567	Granted, but it's not available on Pirate Bay and the CD is sold out everywhere. Not just that, you have to wait 16 years for the next album, which will be even worse. I wish that someone else bumped this.
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09/02/11 10:07 AM
ktravis3 member Feed Joined: 04/18/11 Location: CA Posts: 8,585	Granted... but unfortunately that someone else is me. I wish bottled water was free.
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09/02/11 10:12 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,567	Granted, but sodas are double priced. I wish I could be Dead for Halloween.
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09/02/11 10:24 AM
ktravis3 member Feed Joined: 04/18/11 Location: CA Posts: 8,585	Granted... but you really die. I wish the record store wasn't so far from my house.
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09/02/11 10:28 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,567	Granted, but you kill yourself in the owner's basement. (If you don't get it, you need to study more Black Metal history) I wish the gym would play better music.
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09/02/11 10:37 AM
ktravis3 member Feed Joined: 04/18/11 Location: CA Posts: 8,585	Granted... But your membership has been revoked. I wish I could find a pot of gold.
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09/02/11 10:41 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,567	Granted. You get a Hershey's Pot Of Gold! (I corrupted a similar wish a long while back. In case you missed it, I thought it tasted like shit.) I wish I had some real chocolate.
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09/02/11 12:28 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but they're all coconut-filled chocolate. Nobody likes those, right? I wish I would win the "Last Post Wins" thread once and for all.
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09/02/11 1:30 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,567	Granted, but everyone else died a long time ago. I wish my computer mouse wouldn't give me problems.
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09/02/11 1:38 PM
ktravis3 member Feed Joined: 04/18/11 Location: CA Posts: 8,585	Granted... but now your keyboard gives you problems. I wish I had some nice speakers.
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09/02/11 2:20 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but they're a fire hazard. I wish people would stop saying that the last good NIN album was The Fragile.
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09/02/11 2:29 PM
ktravis3 member Feed Joined: 04/18/11 Location: CA Posts: 8,585	Granted... but now they're saying that it was Pretty Hate Machine. I wish I could freeze time.
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09/02/11 2:53 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but you'll get arrested for all the felonies you commit while time is frozen. I wish I had AAA batteries.
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09/02/11 2:57 PM
ktravis3 member Feed Joined: 04/18/11 Location: CA Posts: 8,585	Granted... but they're dead. I wish I could tell when someone was lying to me.
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09/08/11 8:12 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,567	Granted, but they can tell when you are lying to them. I wish there would always be people online when I'm on.
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09/08/11 8:16 PM
ktravis3 member Feed Joined: 04/18/11 Location: CA Posts: 8,585	Granted... but they leave after five minutes. I wish it wasn't so hot.
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09/08/11 8:56 PM
angelhalo member supercoolhappylovething Joined: 09/06/08 Location: beside you in time Posts: 4,129	Granted, but then you'd have to keep ice in your pockets all year round. I wish I didn't have a headache.
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09/08/11 9:13 PM
ktravis3 member Feed Joined: 04/18/11 Location: CA Posts: 8,585	Granted... Now your ass hurts. I wish I could bend spoons with my mind.
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09/08/11 9:30 PM
Slynn82 member Joined: 08/02/11 Location: Illinois Posts: 114	Granted...but at the cost of vicious migraines. I wish I could live to be 500.
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