Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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09/09/11 5:18 AM
Rogue1 member Joined: 08/08/09 Posts: 11,632	Granted. Just expect your body to become petrified around age 150. I wish I could get myself to sleep later.
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09/09/11 8:06 AM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. you can sleep until noon if you like .. and you also now have, a terrible case of the sleep vapors. Watch Out Gambit!! I wish .. the innocence of this world was protected from evil.
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09/09/11 1:04 PM
ktravis3 member Feed Joined: 04/18/11 Location: CA Posts: 8,585	Granted... now all of the world's evil is coming after you. I wish I could stop yawning.
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09/09/11 2:14 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted. You will now hiccup for the next twenty years. Or until you kill yourself. Whichever comes first. I wish I wasn't so tired.
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09/10/11 7:15 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but you have terrible insomnia. I wish the 9/11 terrorist attacks never happened.
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09/19/11 12:55 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but George Bush will find another way to get our troops in the Middle East so he can have an excuse to invade Iraq. I wish we never invaded Iraq.
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09/19/11 2:04 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,377	Granted! Now were at war with Iran. I wish it were winter.
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09/19/11 4:29 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but you're stuck at the equator and dying of heat-stroke. I wish that Trent would appear on the Daily Show.
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09/20/11 3:25 PM
ktravis3 member Feed Joined: 04/18/11 Location: CA Posts: 8,585	Granted... but he's not a guest. They're doing a story about his public meltdown. I wish people weren't so ignorant.
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09/20/11 6:37 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but there are no people around for miles. I wish that George W. Bush was never elected President and became a standup comedian instead.
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09/21/11 6:25 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. inadvertent dumb comedian/president .. he was both. I wish .. one of us won the lottery and started a NIN camp in like Wyoming with a big house and a pool and a huge NIN room .. and everyone was invited to come hang out if they wanted. Oh and once a year .. Epic Free NIN Show!!
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09/23/11 12:41 PM
ktravis3 member Feed Joined: 04/18/11 Location: CA Posts: 8,585	Granted... but someone forgot to pay the taxes, and now everything is getting repo'd. I wish I could live inside my computer.
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09/23/11 2:14 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but a virus hits it and kills you as well. I wish I had a new job, new hobby, new girlfriend, ANYTHING new.
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09/23/11 2:55 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. and it all starts with a .. haircut. DOH! I wish .. I was in Florida partying on the beach with fine women in skimpy bikinis.
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09/23/11 3:21 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but they used to be men. I wish I had a shiny nickel.
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09/23/11 3:25 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but you get drunk and blow it on a five-cent Nickelback concert. I wish my computer would never give me any problems.
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09/23/11 5:07 PM
ktravis3 member Feed Joined: 04/18/11 Location: CA Posts: 8,585	Granted... but somebody steals it. I wish there were fewer days in the week.
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09/23/11 5:44 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted. A day is 56 hours now! I wish that Mayhem vocalist Dead recorded a proper studio album prior to his suicide. (The only officially released recordings of him [I know of] are a stand-alone single, a live album, and a demo EP)
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09/27/11 7:51 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but you go deaf before you get to listen to it. I wish I could skip ahead to the Opeth concert, then skip ahead to leaving Florida.
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10/04/11 11:51 AM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. you've already seen Opeth and .. you've left and already returned! I wish .. I had a keg of beer at my desk.
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10/04/11 12:01 PM
ktravis3 member Feed Joined: 04/18/11 Location: CA Posts: 8,585	Granted... but someone drinks it all. I wish I had a pet dragon.
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10/04/11 12:06 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but it turns against you and kills you. I wish I had more wishes.
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10/04/11 3:28 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but they all get corrupted. I wish that the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo movie and soundtrack album were out now. And I will get to see the movie and listen to the album.
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10/04/11 4:14 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,667	Granted, but Trent's version of the score is erased and Nelson redoes it. I wish that I was going to make love to a beautiful woman tonight.
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10/04/11 4:32 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but you have to go to a Bon Jovi concert first. I wish I could see Opeth again. This time they play more heavy stuff and I get laid after the show.
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10/04/11 4:35 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,667	Granted, but you get laid with: I wish that a copy of the Crow would be released with all the Skull Cowboy scenes restored.
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10/04/11 4:40 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but you go blind before you could watch it. I wish I could make twenty times the amount of money I spend.
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10/04/11 4:44 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,667	granted, but your new job is Bon Jovi's cowbell player. I wish that I could have a shower for ten years.
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10/04/11 4:46 PM
angelhalo member supercoolhappylovething Joined: 09/06/08 Location: beside you in time Posts: 4,129	Granted, but then you'd look like your avatar for 10 yrs.... I wish there'd be less traffic.....
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10/04/11 4:46 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	~~Granted, but the water makes frequent switches between super-hot and super-cold.~~ Granted, but you still get hit by a car. I wish I was in London now. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/04/2011 04:47PM by patrick_nicholas.
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