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12/13/11 10:41 AM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,647	Granted, but he would still be making awful music. I wish that I were seeing NIN tonight.
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12/13/11 10:57 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,534	Granted, but a major riot breaks out and you are the first to die. I wish the Opeth forum was back up.
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12/13/11 12:40 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, but you are banned. I wish my coworkers would treat me better.
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12/13/11 11:44 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,534	Granted, but you're fired. I wish it wouldn't get so dark so damn early.
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12/13/11 1:26 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, the sun falls into the earth and wipes out all life. I wish it were lunch time already
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12/13/11 1:02 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,534	Granted. You get brussel sprouts for lunch! I wish I could get American TV in the UK.
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12/13/11 3:53 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted. The only channel you have plays the Kardashian reality show on a continuous loop. I wish I were the boss
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12/13/11 11:22 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,647	granted, but you are no longer invited to any office party I wish I could sleep for 8 hours tonight.
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12/14/11 4:31 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,534	Granted. You get to sleep at the Bates Motel. I wish that the Occupy protestors would finish protesting already.
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12/20/11 7:17 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,113	Granted, America is now Communist because of them. I wish Trent Reznor would post in my appreciation thread.
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12/20/11 7:28 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. he told you to fuck off!! I wish .. for world peace this holiday season. calming voice
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12/21/11 6:05 AM
cute_annie member Devil Kitty Muse Joined: 10/01/10 Location: my ghost%5C%27s heart and Posts: 6,750	Granted!!!.... But everyone turns into fucking hippies. I wish I was a butterfly...
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12/21/11 9:06 AM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. you fly right into a car's windshield. I wish .. I had a pot of gold.
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12/21/11 12:36 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,113	Granted, but it's a very small pot. I wish I had a dollar. V I hate to say this, but I literally did laugh out loud at Patrick's response. Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 12/22/2011 12:40PM by KMOS92.
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12/21/11 1:25 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,534	Granted, but you get high and blow it on a Justin Bieber CD. I wish I had a definite purpose for my life.
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12/21/11 4:40 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, you are Justin Beiber's cabana boy. I wish that it was the zombie apocalypse already
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12/21/11 7:53 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,647	granted, but it will be sooooo 2009. I wish that I had more ambition
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12/23/11 6:56 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,534	Granted, but you lose it all quickly. I wish I could lose weight by eating a lot. And no, I do not want any of that crappy "diet" food.
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12/23/11 2:31 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,113	Granted, but you have constant diarrhea. I wish I had more time to buy Christmas presents.
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12/23/11 5:01 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. fast forward to the day after Christmas. I wish .. for good cheer across the lands.
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01/02/12 10:38 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,534	Granted, for about half a second. I wish I could get my laptop back.
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01/02/12 12:48 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,113	Granted, but it now functions only as a paperweight. (You never specified that it had to be back in working condition.) I wish I weren't experiencing such bad writers' block right now.
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01/03/12 2:07 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,534	Granted, but it gets worse tomorrow. I wish I could get my laptop back and in working condition.
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01/05/12 7:07 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,647	granted, but all this darn porn keeps showing up I wish that my asshole didn't itch
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01/05/12 8:30 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,113	Granted, you have no asshole. I wish I had more money.
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01/06/12 1:07 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,534	Granted, but an asteroid falls on you before you get to spend it. I wish I had more food.
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01/06/12 5:28 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,113	Granted. Ten billion Chicken McNuggets. All for you. I wish I had a longer Winter Break.
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01/07/12 9:37 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,534	Granted, but you get a noticeably shorter summer. I wish the dishes would become clean without having to wash them.
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02/19/12 10:31 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,113	Granted, but the fact that you always have clean dishes makes you want to eat more and you become morbidly obese. I wish this thread would stop dying.
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02/19/12 10:47 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,534	Granted, but YOU just died. I wish I could lose weight by eating a lot. And no, I do not want any of that crappy "diet" food. And I don't want diarrhea either.
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