Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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04/03/12 9:21 AM
scott14 member Joined: 04/17/08 Posts: 515	Granted, but now it's going to be used for a coffee enema. I wish I could take the day off from work.
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04/03/12 12:20 PM
cute_annie member Devil Kitty Muse Joined: 10/01/10 Location: my ghost%5C%27s heart and Posts: 6,731	Granted, but your day off involves dealing with annoying relatives. I wish I could give a good punch in the stomach and a kick in the nuts to certain people and getting away with it.
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04/03/12 3:32 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,083	Granted, but they puke all over you when you are administering said blows. I wish I had a bigger room.
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04/03/12 10:10 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,272	Granted, your room now has an additional 1 inch of space. I wish that I were not drunk.
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04/03/12 11:43 PM
nanettecarton member Joined: 11/03/08 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,308	You are now sober with a terrible hangover. Tomorrow will be a new day with Unicorns and Dragons that have dinner together.
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04/04/12 1:11 AM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 634	Granted. The main course is...you. I wish I could automatically have awesome music uploaded to my iPod without having to seek it out.
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04/04/12 3:18 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, but all the files are corrupted. I wish I could exchange my high post count for NIN merch.
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04/05/12 5:31 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted, but that "NIN merch" is actually Justin Bieber merch. I wish I could make money from my post count. And I don't spend it on anything stupid.
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04/05/12 12:31 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,083	Granted. One cent per 1000 posts. You now have 33.239 cents. I wish I could focus.
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04/05/12 4:36 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, but yer focusing on Nickelback. I wish I could poop.
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04/05/12 3:51 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted, but you can't pee. I wish I the light bulb in my room could start working again. And no, I won't get electrocuted and I could turn it on and off.
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04/06/12 1:53 PM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 634	Granted, but it now shines UV light and you notice strange stains on your pillow. I wish I were an awesome chef.
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04/08/12 6:52 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,272	Granted, you are now this guy... ... and when you talk, no one can understand what the hell you are saying. I wish that I could go back in time and live for one day in 1988.
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04/11/12 12:48 AM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 634	Granted, but you spend it in prison. I wish I could visit all the UNESCO World Heritage sites.
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04/11/12 10:10 AM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,272	Granted but this global tour puts you $500,000 in debt. I wish that I had a delicious cold smooth Orange Julius drink right now.
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04/11/12 10:17 AM
snaapz member Joined: 11/24/07 Location: Classified Posts: 1,119	Granted, but you must share it with me. I wish I was done work NOW & could go home!
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04/11/12 10:27 AM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,272	Granted but to get today off you have to work Saturday and Sunday. I wish that I would get off my butt and go for a jog today.
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04/11/12 1:53 PM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 634	Granted, but you forget to come home and turn into Forrest Gump. I wish that my laundry would do itself instantaneously without losing my socks. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/11/2012 01:54PM by falkor.
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04/11/12 7:44 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,272	Granted but all of your clothing shrinks every time. I wish that tomorrow I wake up and experience the best, greatest, most awesome day ever experienced by any sentient being in all of space and times past, present, or future, and then every single day after that gets even better (somehow) for the next 50 years of my life!
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04/11/12 9:50 PM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 634	Granted, but on the day after your 50th year you wake up to find yourself facing... I wish that I didn't have allergies to anything at all.
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04/11/12 11:49 PM
KinkyAfro member Joined: 01/25/12 Location: England Posts: 1,543	Granted, but you lose the ability to smell. I wish the world would end.
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04/12/12 12:30 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,083	Granted, but mankind knows about it beforehand and the world lives in chaos and anarchy for the two years preceding the end of the world. I wish the school year would end.
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04/12/12 6:08 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted, but a new one starts the next day. I wish I could prevent myself from doing stupid things.
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04/14/12 6:27 AM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,272	Granted but now your life is a bore and you are un-cool. I wish that back in the day.. I was the coolest kid in school...... YEAH!
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04/18/12 3:02 AM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 634	Granted, but every day, when school is dismissed, your friends laugh behind your back and throw vegetables at you. I wish the wires on my electronic headphone sets wouldn't keep breaking or wearing out.
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04/18/12 5:38 AM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,272	Granted but the speakers blow out. I wish that...“I'm on a boat motherfucker, take a look at me Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat”
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04/18/12 10:09 AM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 634	Granted, but you did not 'just have sex' nor did it feel so good. I wish I knew all the classic books by heart and could recite them as impromptu retorts in everyday conversation.
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04/18/12 11:15 AM
B10ndie927 member RAAAAH! BRAINS! Joined: 11/22/09 Location: College Station TX Posts: 1,955	granted but they have a better comeback i wish my comp speakers would work when i play em out loud :\| Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/18/2012 11:16AM by B10ndie927.
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04/18/12 7:57 PM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 634	Granted, but it's a constant stream of New Kids on the Block. I wish my loud-ass domestic-disputing neighbors would GTFO.
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04/18/12 8:14 PM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,644	Granted but, they GTFI your place. I wish I never had to shave again.
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