Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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05/18/12 7:06 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	KinkyAfro posted: I wish I could stop the voices in my head when they tell me to be bad. Granted, but the voices in your penis will successfully make you rape someone. I wish I had a beautiful, Opeth fan/ninnie/metalhead girlfriend, preferably within London, she's not crazy, we have a lot in common (especially music), she doesn't completely drain out the very little money I have, but instead I progressively make more money, preferably my age or not much younger, AND SHE'S NOT ALREADY TAKEN!!! Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/18/2012 07:08AM by patrick_nicholas.
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05/18/12 1:21 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,083	Granted, but she's six years old and you get arrested. I wish I had more money.
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05/18/12 1:29 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted, but you blow it all on drugs. I wish that people would stop doing drugs.
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05/19/12 1:48 AM
KinkyAfro member Joined: 01/25/12 Location: England Posts: 1,543	Granted but you have to do them all instead. I wish I was more confident.
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05/19/12 4:46 AM
serenityangel member Joined: 06/08/09 Location: oberhausen Posts: 6,206	Granted, but now your too confident. I wish I had my favorite pizza right now, and it would be still warm and yummy.
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05/19/12 5:19 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted, but you're constipated. I wish I had an easier time getting out of bed.
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05/20/12 7:57 PM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 634	Granted, you fall off the bed while sleeping and crack your skull. I wish I didn't have to think about people who are assholes.
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05/20/12 10:05 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,083	Granted, but you still have to deal with people who are assholes. I wish I could predict the future.
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05/21/12 2:55 AM
serenityangel member Joined: 06/08/09 Location: oberhausen Posts: 6,206	Granted, but you´d only see bad things happen... I wish I wouldn´t have to go out today.
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05/21/12 3:02 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted, but you're in the basement all day. I wish I had better speakers for my computer.
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05/21/12 11:22 AM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. but your computer can't handle them so it blows up. I wish for .. a dream to come true. A good dream .. with no violence or mean people or scary monsters.
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05/21/12 11:25 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted, but it's only a matter of time before you realize you're still dreaming. I wish I could express myself without being accused of trolling and/or begging for sympathy.
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05/28/12 9:14 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,272	Granted, but just as you are about to unleash your many thoughts to the world, an enormous rock falls from the sky and crushes you. I wish we could just get the new HTDA album already.
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05/29/12 4:43 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted, but it's mostly remixes of stuff from the EP. I wish we could just get the new NIN album already.
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05/29/12 6:05 AM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,272	Granted, but Trent has finally run out of ideas and his new NIN album is nothing but covers of old 60's, 70’s, and 80’s TV show theme songs (Sanford and Son, Gilligan's Island, The A-Team, and such) I wish that I could just be lazy and play videogames all day today, and maybe tomorrow as well. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/29/2012 06:06AM by armchair_handjob.
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05/29/12 6:28 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted! You get to spend the whole week playing these games! I wish I could travel time and see NIN in the 90s.
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05/29/12 6:44 AM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. but you are now 2 ft tall and can't see over anybody. I wish .. for 5 more wishes.
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05/29/12 6:54 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted, but they all get corrupted. I wish there was a video rental place nearby.
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05/29/12 2:56 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,272	patrick_nicholas posted: these games! (I’ve played a few of those games and some weren’t that bad) Granted but they have no ADULT video section. I wish that I had some ADULT videos right about now.
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05/29/12 3:50 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted, but most of the videos are closeups on jerking dicks. I wish I was taking a shower right now instead of pointlessly wasting my time on the internets.
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05/29/12 4:24 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,272	Granted, but your at a public shower full of mustachioed buff naked men, and this shower is nothing but a giant open room with just a single showerhead dangling in the center of the room, and everyone including you is trying to use the one showerhead at the same time. I wish that MTV went back to being cool, and playing actual music videos for most of the day like it used to.
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05/29/12 4:48 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted, but it's mostly videos from "artists" like Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Justin Beaver, One Direction, All Time Low, Black Veil Brides, You Me At Six, Nickelback, Creed, Insane Clown Posse, Brokencyde, insert any other crappy "band"/"artist" here I wish there was a video network specifically for GOOD bands/artists.
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05/29/12 6:08 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,083	Granted, but they go out of business after a year on air. I wish I had some beer. EDIT: That hasn't been spit in. EDIT: That isn't warm. EDIT: That hasn't been shaken up prior to being given to me. EDIT: That isn't expired. EDIT: And I don't have to drink it out of anybody's ass. EDIT: And I don't get busted for underage drinking. EDIT: And I don't wake up next to an ugly girl or a man the next morning. EDIT: And I don't get an intervention or go to rehab the next morning, either. Edited 8 time(s). Last edit at 05/29/2012 06:13PM by KMOS92.
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05/29/12 9:22 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,272	Granted, here you go, Enjoy your root BEER I wish that the next NIN album was all straight DISCO with unparalleled sweet funky beats and grooves, and it quickly becomes a world famous multi-platinum album, and it single-handedly ushers in a new global era of disco even bigger than the 70‘s, and Trent Reznor becomes known the world over as the Disco King.
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05/30/12 7:07 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,083	Granted, but why would you want that? I wish I could come up with a wish that couldn't be corrupted in any way.
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05/30/12 7:14 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted, but you can't make it happen. I wish I could be out and about, doing something interesting.
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05/30/12 10:33 AM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,272	Granted you go out and meet the most interesting man in the world and have a few drinks with him. But over the course of listening to all his interesting stories, you become depressed because you realize even more so just how disinteresting and lame your life is. I wish that I were as interesting as the most interesting man in the world.
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05/30/12 10:43 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,511	Granted. You don't always make wishes, but when you do, they get corrupted. I wish the grocery store was closer, and everything was free. EDIT: And they always have what I want, and they don't go out of business. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/30/2012 10:44AM by patrick_nicholas.
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05/30/12 11:02 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,083	Granted, but the food is never fresh and usually expired or near expired. I wish I could read minds. EDIT: And I have complete control of when I read minds. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/30/2012 11:02AM by KMOS92.
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05/30/12 9:31 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,272	Granted, but every time you use this ability you have the involuntary reflex of kicking yourself in the ass with the heel of your own foot whilst at the same time frogging yourself straight in the dick. I wish that I had the ability to put curses and hexes on people of my choosing and they actually worked exactly the way I intended.
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