Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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06/01/12 3:57 PM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 640	Granted, but you get cursed as well. I wish that chick I was talking to would send me another text message and she wants to go out with me on a date.
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06/02/12 8:30 AM
serenityangel member Joined: 06/08/09 Location: oberhausen Posts: 6,220	Granted, but she turns out to be the biggest drama queen you´ve ever seen on that date. I wish I would always know the right answer.
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06/02/12 10:27 AM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,286	Granted, but you can’t keep any friends because nobody likes a know-it-all. I wish that The Smashing Pumpkins, Alice in Chains, Tool, and Nine Inch Nails all release their new albums before the end of 2012, and that they all kick ass.
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06/02/12 2:32 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,566	Granted, but SP will promote their album by touring with Justin Bieber. The AIC album will be a chart failure, and they split after getting arrested for attempting to steal Layne's body from his grave in a failed attempt to bring him back from the dead. The new NIN album will be an award-winning critically-acclaimed chart success, but unfortunately, he gets abducted by aliens, and that inspires him to collaborate with Skrillex. I wish I could find a girlfriend at the Diamond Jubilee. A fellow NIN fan/Opeth fan/ metalhead, just my age, and we do get to fuck without either of us getting STD's, she won't get pregnant, and my mother won't know about us fucking. EDIT: And she's really really hot! Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/02/2012 02:33PM by patrick_nicholas.
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06/02/12 3:17 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but her father wants to kill you. I wish I had a fucking girlfriend.
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06/02/12 4:17 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,566	Granted, but she refuses to fuck. I wish Tool would complete and release a new album already. And no, they will not collaborate/tour with any crappy "artists" (you know who they are) and the album will be their best release to date.
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06/03/12 12:32 AM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 640	Granted, but some deranged cultist abducts you and cuts out your eardrums, and you never get to hear it. I wish I never got food poisoning from bad restaurant food (or any other food).
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06/11/12 4:53 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,566	Granted, but your weight always doubles every time you eat. I wish that Strapping Young Lad would reunite.
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06/12/12 6:53 AM
evilbindi member Joined: 03/02/09 Location: the depths of darkness Posts: 599	Granted, but Devin is now a born again christian and only performs hyms. I wish that there was heaps of food in my fridge so I don't have to get groceries tomorrow.
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06/12/12 7:12 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,566	Granted, but it all rots within 48 hours. I wish there was something on TV right now.
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06/12/12 2:42 PM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 640	Granted, but you smell smoke. You get up to notice that your TV is dead due to an electrical malfunction and has set your house on fire. I wish that Meshuggah came out with another awesome album, right now, that I get to hear it, and I don't die right afterward.
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06/12/12 4:57 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,566	Granted, but THEY die right afterward. I wish I could eliminate bad breath/armpit odor/any other unwanted odor forever.
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06/13/12 11:30 PM
KinkyAfro member Joined: 01/25/12 Location: England Posts: 1,550	Granted, but you now have no frame of reference to differentiate between good and bad odors and nothing smells of anything anymore I wish it would only rain at night.
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06/14/12 7:31 AM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 640	Granted, but the Earth starts spiraling toward the sun and all the oceans burn off, so it never rains. Oh, and we all die. I wish Game of Thrones gets better each season and I live to see them all. No brain tumors making me forget past seasons, either.
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06/15/12 6:35 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,566	Granted, but it gets cancelled. I wish I could go out and do stuff on a more regular basis.
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06/16/12 9:22 PM
cute_annie member Devil Kitty Muse Joined: 10/01/10 Location: my ghost%5C%27s heart and Posts: 6,759	Granted, but the first day you go out you get hit by a bus and die. I wish I could drink without getting a hangover afterwards.
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06/16/12 11:34 PM
KinkyAfro member Joined: 01/25/12 Location: England Posts: 1,550	Granted, but now you get hangovers before you start drinking. I wish I wasn't so sick of this shit.
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06/17/12 8:01 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, you're sick of different shit. I wish it were easier for me to focus.
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06/17/12 9:00 PM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 640	Granted, but every time you focus on something you become hypnotized and fall into a 3-year coma. I wish I had one of those nice cappuccino machines where you press a button and cappuccino comes out, and that I didn't have to refill or clean or fix it ever, and that it works great.
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06/18/12 8:03 AM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,660	^I actually really do have something like that. It looks like an electric toothbrush. You put some milk in the microwave, and then when it's hot you put this stirrer thing in the milk and it foams it up. You then pour coffee over the foamed milk and whoa-la--no mess, nothing to take apart, etc. In this case your wish can come true. I can't find the name of it or find a picture though. I wish that my boss wasn't an asshole.
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06/18/12 8:23 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,566	Granted, but you still get fired. I wish my brother would stop listening to Jimmy Buffett and start listening more to GOOD music. [Yes, I said GOOD music. None of that pop shit we already know about]
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06/18/12 9:48 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but a hobo on bath salts eats your face off. I wish I could write a paper in ten seconds.
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06/18/12 8:07 PM
evilbindi member Joined: 03/02/09 Location: the depths of darkness Posts: 599	Granted but they always reference the street fighter movie. I wish my back would stop hurting.
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06/19/12 12:37 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,566	Granted, but your front hurts like fuck. I wish that Mitt Romney would lose the election sorely. And the world will not end, and Obama won't do anything very bad.
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06/19/12 5:19 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted. Mitt Romney commits suicide shortly afterwards. You have to live with the guilt of indirectly causing his suicide by wishing for him to lose the election for the rest of your life. I wish that people would not be retarded enough to snort bath salts.
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06/19/12 5:29 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,566	Granted, but they will still die. And when they die, they become real zombies. I wish there was a place where I could always get any CD I want. And I always have the money, and they don't go out of business. And don't get in trouble. And nothing bad/ironic happens to me.
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06/19/12 5:55 PM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,644	Granted. The grand opening is in Antarctica. I wish I had a face to punch (not my own).
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06/19/12 6:24 PM
cute_annie member Devil Kitty Muse Joined: 10/01/10 Location: my ghost%5C%27s heart and Posts: 6,759	Granted. It's your mother's face. I wish I could have more money.
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06/19/12 6:30 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted. But Patrick would just take it from you and buy nothing but beer and music. I wish for all my enemies to suffer?
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06/20/12 10:55 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,286	Granted but they know that your wish was the cause of their suffering, so they hunt you down and get revenge by repeatedly tazing your balls. I wish I had my own genie that would grant me one wish each day. “Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho!”
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