Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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06/23/12 10:04 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,082	Granted, but he's a serial killer. I wish I was less awesome.
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06/23/12 10:51 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted. However, being less awesome makes you even more awesome. I wish every day was like a parade of horrors?
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06/24/12 8:04 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,502	Granted, but the horrors are out to get you. I wish I had my own place in Manhattan, New York, I ALWAYS have money and never run out, the rent is actually affordable, the subway still works like it normally does (but maybe with a little less weekend construction) I'm still a NIN fan/Opeth fan/metalhead, I have a beautiful girlfriend who is also a NIN fan/Opeth fan/metalhead, I still have my hair, I actually get paid to roam the streets taking pictures and posting them in the internet, no natural/unnatural disasters, it has AC and an elevator that always work fine, I get to go to concerts on a regular basis, I get to buy CD's on a regular basis, I don't get arrested or anything, and I don't get hit by a fucking airplane. (And I want a New Yorker, or someone who has been there long enough to know how things work, to corrupt this)
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06/24/12 11:10 AM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,644	Ganted but free will is currently being phased out in NYC. By the time that you move in, trans fats, ciggs, and sodas are nothing more than a fond memory and Metal is banned the day that you move in. I wish I wasn't so damned fatigued.
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06/24/12 12:30 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted. But I will replace fatigue with famine and pestilence. I wish I can meet up with Bloodtype89, Patrick Nicholas and Vendetta to corrupt the world?
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06/24/12 12:37 PM
Rogue1 member Joined: 08/08/09 Posts: 11,632	Granted but you find the only corruption those three manage to get up to involves lap dances in a local strip joint. I wish I could turn back time a few months.
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06/24/12 12:44 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,502	Granted, but you make whatever you were trying to fix worse. I wish the new Batman movie was out now. EDIT: And I WILL see it. (I honestly didn't care too much for TDK, and I initially had low expectations for this, but the last trailer makes it look interesting) Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/24/2012 12:44PM by patrick_nicholas.
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06/24/12 12:52 PM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 633	Granted, and it's awesome. However, there was a subliminal message that the reelman spliced into the film that makes you kill your new perfect girlfriend that you went to see the movie with. Everyone in the theater is aghast and her dad gets a long, slow, painful revenge over the next three weeks. You die. I wish wormwood absinthe prohibition would end, & I get to try some.
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06/24/12 1:07 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,502	Granted, but you get really really really drunk after one sip and stumble off a bridge. But you don't die. This corruption must be more severe. Instead, you wake up in New Jersey. I wish it didn't rain as often as it does in England. EDIT: I still want it to rain occasionally, but not when I'm out and about. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/24/2012 01:08PM by patrick_nicholas.
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06/24/12 1:35 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,082	Granted, but when it rains, it's always acid rain. I wish I could get to sleep easier.
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06/24/12 4:26 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,502	Granted, but you have a harder time waking up. I wish I could wake up easier.
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06/24/12 5:04 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but your head swells up each time you breathe. I wish to travel to exotic locales with my favorite NIN.com members?
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06/24/12 6:23 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,269	Granted, but these exotic escapades cost far more than you could ever payoff, effectively leaving you in a destitute hobo in the poorhouse and on the run for the rest of your pathetic miserable existence. Damn, I sure wish I could enjoy one of these,
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06/24/12 10:16 PM
BloodType89 member is transfusing Joined: 04/05/11 Location: In Limbo Posts: 4,644	Granted but the liquid is actually sulfuric acid. I wish I actually felt like taking the 5 hrs round trip drive to Deleware.
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06/24/12 11:06 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but your trip is cut short as the state police stop you and beat the holy shit out of you and you end up YouTube with 10,0000 hits. I wish astral projection were real?
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06/25/12 7:32 AM
serenityangel member Joined: 06/08/09 Location: oberhausen Posts: 6,203	Granted, but you would never find out it that its real and never experience it yourself. I wish the weather here would get a better and I mean sunny, warm, but not too warm weather for the rest of this summer.
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06/25/12 8:34 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,502	Granted, but there will be plenty of nasty shitstorms throughout autumn. I wish I got paid for posting pictures.
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06/25/12 8:56 AM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but the IRS would take all your money even though you reside in England. I wish the Kardashians fell off the face of the earth?
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06/25/12 9:26 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,502	Granted... but the whole world shall mourn them, it will make top-story/front-page-headlines on every form of media that could possibly exist for several months, and it will drive you more crazy than the media circus following the death of Michael Jackson [which happened three years ago today] drove me. [And I was by all means in the minority over it, especially on nin.com] [I hope I don't go back to Florida anytime soon, but just in case...] I wish that if I have to inevitably return to FL, I will find ways of getting out of the house more often, so my dad doesn't yell at me all day, bus service is much more prominent, and there will be 24-hour subway service to and throughout Orlando [the nearest big city] including express service, I don't get harassed by cops, and I don't fucking die. And the weather is actually pretty decent.
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06/25/12 6:08 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted, considering I'm going back to Fl in mid July, our road trip is halted as we're abducted and mutilated by our favorite bands as they parade our corpses on their latest album cover. I wish that when one NIN member makes a wish that a domino effect would occur, meaning no way out?
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06/25/12 6:10 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,082	Granted, but members of Nine Inch Nails rarely post on the forums, and when they do, it's not in the party room. I wish I had a dollar.
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06/25/12 6:23 PM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 633	Granted, but it spontaneously combusts in your hand. I wish I could record all my dreams and watch them back as movies (deleting the shitty ones where I somehow appear without any pants in public and people slowly back away like Peter in Family Guy). Especially those ones where I'm a badass Jedi, or get to fly, or shit like that.
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06/25/12 6:41 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,082	Granted. Welcome to the world of schizophrenia! I wish I had more ice cream (that isn't flavored like anything nasty or melted).
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06/25/12 7:03 PM
cute_annie member Devil Kitty Muse Joined: 10/01/10 Location: my ghost%5C%27s heart and Posts: 6,722	Granted, but you get a nasty brain freeze. I wish I had warmer hands.
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06/25/12 7:39 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,623	Granted, but they get warmer because they were in Donald Trump's asshole. I wish that no one on earth had an asshole.
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06/25/12 7:52 PM
cute_annie member Devil Kitty Muse Joined: 10/01/10 Location: my ghost%5C%27s heart and Posts: 6,722	Granted, but people become in shit bombs. Shit and guts everywhere!!!!! I wish I hadn't eaten all those peanuts.
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06/25/12 7:56 PM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 633	Granted. You are now hungry but have no legs to go buy food, nor arms to eat it. As for your mouth, well... I wish I could burn people's brains out with my mind as I saw fit, and that I wasn't damaged as a result.
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06/25/12 7:56 PM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 633	Edit: I also wish I hadn't just double posted. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/25/2012 07:57PM by falkor.
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06/25/12 9:54 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but you're still going to hell, which is basically Disneyland so I guess that's ok. I wish the world was full of vampires?
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06/25/12 10:19 PM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 633	Granted. The world is full of mad scientist vampires who sew up all your family and friends into The Human Centipede, and you're at the back end. Since you've all been bitten, you live forever in this position. I wish I didn't have to pay for the home video releases of movies I watched on TV a long time ago.
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