Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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06/26/12 7:37 AM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but you owe back taxes on every cable you paid. I wish for Billy Joel to stop making music?
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06/26/12 8:42 AM
cute_annie member Devil Kitty Muse Joined: 10/01/10 Location: my ghost%5C%27s heart and Posts: 6,759	Granted but once Joel stops making music, lots of Billy Joel's cover bands appear. I wish Stoneheart would be less dubitative about his wishes and stopped formulating them in the form of questions
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06/26/12 8:48 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,559	~~Granted, but he will start again shortly after and be worse than ever.~~ EDIT: That was for Stone. EDIT 2: posted: I wish Stoneheart would be less dubitative about his wishes and stopped formulating them in the form of questions Granted, but he won't bother to corrupt the above users' wishes. I wish that Isis would reunite. Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/26/2012 08:52AM by patrick_nicholas.
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06/26/12 12:28 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,136	Granted, but tickets to see them are expensive as shit, as all concert tickets are these days... I wish this fucking summer class was over.
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06/26/12 1:46 PM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 640	Granted. Everyone gets an F but you, and an angry mob chases you around throwing molotov cocktails at you until they catch you and string you up. I wish I had a personal teleporter that could take me anywhere on Earth instantly.
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07/01/12 7:06 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,559	Granted, but you will accidentally land in an erupting volcano at one point. I wish the weather would always be perfect whenever I go out. Not too hot, not too cold.
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07/01/12 12:04 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted, however, mother nature resents you and freezes your body and causes you to spontaneously to combust. I wish I could evict all my neighbors and turn my apartment buliding into a funhouse.
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07/01/12 8:33 PM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 640	Granted, but it's inhabited by Pennywise the Clown, who eats your soul. I wish I didn't have to eat healthy food to stay healthy.
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07/01/12 10:09 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but the tooth fairy will collect all your teeth anyway. I wish for NIN.com to be fully interactive with video chat.
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07/02/12 5:57 AM
serenityangel member Joined: 06/08/09 Location: oberhausen Posts: 6,213	Granted, but you´d only see a bunch of guys masturbating in front of the webcam. I wish nin.com wouldn´t be so empty anymore
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07/02/12 6:07 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,559	Granted, but it becomes another version of AMF. [Click at your own risk. I am not responsible for what you see or read there] I wish that Pink Floyd keyboardist Richard Wright was still alive.
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07/02/12 6:24 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,136	Granted, but Syd Barrett is still dead. I wish John Lennon were still alive.
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07/02/12 6:33 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,559	Granted, but George Harrison is still dead. I wish I could go to Sweden.
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07/02/12 7:35 AM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but you end up being ravaged by Sweden's Top Models who turn out to be pissed off trannies, cannabalizing you at dinner. I wish Patrick would stop corrupting wishes,lol.
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07/02/12 7:46 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,136	Granted, but what would be the fun in that? I wish I could disappear without anybody noticing.
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07/02/12 1:21 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but your invisibility cloak wears off and everyone sees you butt ass naked and post videos of you on YouTube. I wish I had super powers and could do whatever I wanted or something like that.
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07/08/12 8:56 PM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 640	Granted. You have X-ray vision and can see through your family's clothing, but nobody else's. You can also do whatever you want, but the feds will catch you. I wish I didn't have to pay for "new" software updates for shit I've already bought.
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07/08/12 9:41 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but Apple and Microsoft pull a home invasion and auctions you off for spare parts for IPad and Windows Of Death. I wish all the dead actors(the good ones) would come back to life and eliminate today's crop of Hollwood fodder.
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07/08/12 10:43 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,136	Granted, but, of course, their best work is behind them. I wish I could get as many CDs as I want for free without breaking the law. EDIT: or ripping off the artists that put hard work in to make them. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/08/2012 10:43PM by KMOS92.
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07/09/12 8:58 AM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but you end up behind bars and sued by Napster and have a roomie names Barbarella with "her" three friends twisty,curvy and smelly. I wish I could see the world in less than 80 days.
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07/10/12 5:24 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,559	Granted, but you see that it has been taken over by Justin Bieber fans. I wish I could turn invisible when I want to and turn back when I want to.
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07/10/12 7:37 AM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but you're not really invisible, you're under the delusion of being invisible and die of sheer horror. I wish Patrick can tell me what my next wish is.
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07/10/12 7:45 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,559	Granted. You will wish to have your penis removed. I wish I was taking a shower right now instead of wasting my time corrupting people's wishes.
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07/10/12 1:22 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but your shower water turns out to be sulfuric acid and you become horribly disfigured and die, still haunting NIN.com. I wish not to wish right now, due to Patrick's evilness.
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07/10/12 3:43 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,286	Granted, but even your non-wish.. wish, gets corrupted here. I “wish there was something real wish there was something true..."
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07/10/12 5:17 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but you will die. I wish turn back time an erase all the bad choices I made over the years.
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07/10/12 8:46 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,286	Granted, but by not making those bad choices early in life you learn nothing, and so are doomed to make those same bad choices later in life. I wish I had my own rickshaw and rickshaw-boy to transport me wherever I wanted to go. Like this,
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07/10/12 9:33 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,136	Granted, but you have to pay the rickshaw boy. Including tips. I wish I could permanently win the "Last Post Wins" thread.
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07/10/12 9:52 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but Patrick still wins. I wish Tom Cruise would just go away...like from the planet.
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07/10/12 11:00 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,136	Granted, you are now guilty of murder. I wish I had a soda. (One that has not been spit in, pissed in, is free, I don't have to drink it out of anybody's ass, is not flat, isn't warm, I don't immediately get fat, hasn't been tampered with in any way, and has not been shaken up.)
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