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09/20/10 12:45 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, but that life that was a bad dream is heaven compared to what you're waking up to. I wish I liked this better than I did...
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09/20/10 3:09 PM
N_ member Je suis perdue! Joined: 11/04/08 Location: The nicest parts of hell. Posts: 506	Granted, its you love it and its all you fantasize about, the only thing which will make you orgasm. I wish the person I have recently met does not turn out to be a psycho.
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09/20/10 3:01 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,650	Granted, but he/she will turn out to be a zealous born-again. I wish my cold would go away.
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09/20/10 4:21 PM
~Kimmeh~ member I'm a sexual, lets diddle Joined: 05/04/08 Location: The Mother Ship Posts: 13,515	Granted but now everyone has your cold and you stand to catch it again. I wish stupid boys weren't so stupid.
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09/20/10 5:43 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted but now they are smart and don't need females anymore. I wish I had something to nom
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09/20/10 4:55 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,609	Granted, but you're nomming on John Goodman's severed nipple Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner...
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09/20/10 9:12 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,371	granted! Now you're 12 inches long. giggity And every woman is having dirty thoughts about you. I wish my hair was dry, it wet!
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09/20/10 10:45 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,609	Granted, but now it's so dry it's actually brittle and snaps off like twigs I wish I was being intimate with a pretty girl right now
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09/20/10 10:51 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,550	Granted. She's drunk now, but she will wake up the next morning and call 911 on you. I wish I had new headphones for my iPod.
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09/21/10 9:58 AM
B13 Instant human, add tea Joined: 03/06/08 Location: Junction 9 of the M25 Posts: 2,712	Granted, but I'm afraid it's the crappy earbuds that Apple supply. I wish I knew what the bloody hell was going on!!
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09/21/10 10:10 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,609	Granted, but now you'r much, much rather not know what was going on I wish I had friends I could actually hang out with once in a while
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09/21/10 10:44 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but you owe them all a lot of money and spend more time avoiding them. i wish certain friends would go away for a while.
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09/21/10 11:00 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Granted, but you'd miss them all and want them to come back I wish I wasn't so damn sore from pulling my pool winter-cover on.
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09/21/10 11:09 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,609	Granted, but now you're sore from putting up new siding on your entire house by yourself I wish I had something fun to do this month
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09/21/10 1:27 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, your fun ends up killing half the nation. I wish my gramma wasn't sick
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09/21/10 12:45 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but now she's wandering the bus station wearing a tutu and carrying a sign that says, "i'm suge's grandma and need money to buy her a new dildo to shut her up." i wish i could type with an old typewriter and post with it.
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09/21/10 1:09 PM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Granted, but you'll have to scan-in everything you type then upload it to Photobucket and it'll take you all damn day. I wish it were next Thursday when I'll be at the Roger Waters concert in Boston!
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09/21/10 1:22 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,609	Granted, but Roger refuses to go on after someone shows him the Meathead cartoons backstage before the concert I wish I could visit California at least once
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09/21/10 3:45 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, but you visit it on the day it breaks off and sinks into the ocean. I wish I knew everything
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09/21/10 2:48 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,650	Granted, but you will find out a lot of very unpleasant things. I wish I had girlfriend.
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09/21/10 3:50 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, but she's a blow up doll I wish guys would stop hitting on me.
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09/21/10 2:59 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,371	granted! Now girls start flirting with you non-stop I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black. (heart shaped box)
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09/21/10 4:20 PM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	granted but your body will not allow you to swallow and you will never be satisfied. i wish i could take a nap
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09/21/10 3:11 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,650	Granted, but you will have a dream about...seeing Bob Dole naked. I wish there was an Applebees right down the street from where I live. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/21/2010 03:12PM by RhettButler.
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09/21/10 4:22 PM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	granted but you've been banned for life i wish my hair was blue
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09/21/10 4:14 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, but now yer a fuckin' smurf. I wish that booger would stop annoying me
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09/21/10 4:29 PM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	granted but now you don't have a nose i wish i had a hamburger
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09/21/10 3:36 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,609	Granted, but it's actually made out of tofu and soy I wish Vegans/extreme Vegetarians would just mind their own goddamn business and stop crusading and trying to recruit me
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09/21/10 3:44 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but now green peace set up camp in your yard. i wish saturday would get here.
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09/21/10 5:08 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted but you slept through the weekend and it's monday again. I wish I was finished with my period already
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