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09/21/10 4:34 PM
Gabriela member Not tired of fire Joined: 04/13/08 Location: Abnormaland Posts: 1,370	There, your period is gone. You are PMSing again! I wish it won´t rain during my beach vacation, next month.
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09/21/10 5:46 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted. It doesn't rain. It snows instead. I wish I could go home now.
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09/21/10 6:36 PM
Gabriela member Not tired of fire Joined: 04/13/08 Location: Abnormaland Posts: 1,370	You reminded me of the Pink Floyd The Wall Movie, you know? the guy singing "I wanna go home", So you´ll get home, but no before you shave your entire body and eye brows, and stand trial before a judge shaped like an ass on legs who speaks through his anus. I wish I could go back to being consistent doing excercise. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/21/2010 06:37PM by Gabriela.
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09/21/10 7:52 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,760	Granted, but the chain on your ankle attached to the treadmill always gets caught & makes you fall over. I wish the way I went to work was by helicopter
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09/21/10 8:31 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,617	Granted, but you stole it from the Government and they're coming tonight to mess you up something fierce I wish volume wasn't an issue at my band's shows
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09/22/10 12:39 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, everyone including the band is now deaf. I wish I weren't a virgin, just to see what the big deal is
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09/21/10 11:59 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,567	Granted, but your dick will start bleeding shortly from some weird STD. I wish I could decide what I want to waste my wish on. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/22/2010 12:00AM by patrick_nicholas.
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09/22/10 1:00 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, but you are a pedophile now. I wish I hadn't been born
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09/21/10 11:55 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,567	Granted. The past has changed for the worse. Everyone here has a life now. I wish I could change the past for the better. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/22/2010 12:05AM by patrick_nicholas.
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09/22/10 6:39 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but now you have to find body parts of people that have already died on a daily basis so jeffery dahlmer's craving for fresh meat never surfaces and allows him to kill. i wish rocks were a little softer.
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09/22/10 9:35 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,617	Granted, but now your shit is always rock hard I wish Boston Legal was still on the air
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09/22/10 10:26 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, but it's worse than it was before and people riot to have it taken off the air. I wish I had planned this morning a little better Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/22/2010 09:40AM by Suge.
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09/22/10 9:42 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,617	Granted, but something happened to render your entire plan completely irrelevant I wish Reality TV wasn't popular
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09/22/10 10:47 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, but now Paris Hilton has her own sitcom and it's on all the time and becomes insanely popular. I wish my butt didn't feel so juicy.
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09/22/10 10:01 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,617	Granted... Now it feels like two potato sacks full of cottage cheese I wish my body was more lean and toned
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09/22/10 11:39 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, but now you are a marble statue. I wish this day was over already so I could hit the gym
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09/22/10 10:41 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but when you get there you hit your head on the sign that says, "gym" and you're knocked out until it's time to go to work again. i wish there were less cracks in the sidewalk so it reduces the chance to break my mom's back.
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09/22/10 10:57 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Granted, but the only cracks left will be the one in your ass. I wish I could get motivated to write the one last lab safety policy I have to complete.
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09/22/10 11:02 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but the kid that lives a few houses away from you smells something in your kitchen, sneaks in, and because he's a dumb shit, eats the safety policy thinking it's tasty broccoli. i wish it was time to buy a new rug.
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09/22/10 12:10 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, but there are no rugs for sale anywhere. I wish I had more free time.
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09/22/10 12:41 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,617	Granted, but you have to spend it scrubbing barnacles and whale shit off the bottoms of boats I wish I was better looking
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09/22/10 1:48 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, but everyone dies when they see how pretty you are. I wish I would have had a cupcake
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09/22/10 1:47 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but instead of sweet sugary cream inside, it was filled with pygmy cum collected during a circle jerk where a sacrifice of a chicken took place. i wish my refrigerator would have a window on the front.
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09/22/10 3:21 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	Granted, but it's a one way window. All you see is a mirror and your food is constantly watching you. I wish I could go to Oregon this weekend
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09/22/10 2:28 PM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	granted, but you have to walk. i wish eggs would unscrew instead of having to break them.
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09/22/10 3:11 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,662	Granted, but unscrewing them requires a machine that is very expensive. I wish I could listen to the sound, of my big black boots.
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09/22/10 5:14 PM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	granted but it makes your ears bleed profusely i wish the hole in my back would magically heal so i can take a normal fucking shower!
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09/22/10 4:39 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,567	Granted. Now your shower will give you nothing but problems. I wish I could make my shower work properly.
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09/22/10 5:41 PM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	granted but now your water has been shut off i wish i would just get up and do at least one of the things on my list of HAVE tos
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09/22/10 5:21 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	You don't need to waste a wish on that .. JUST DO EET!! I wish I had boobs.
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