Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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11/11/10 9:41 AM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,663	Granted, but it will give you indigestion. I wish I knew the meaning of life.
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11/11/10 12:09 PM
arwencat8 member Joined: 10/15/08 Location: idaho Posts: 2,159	the meaning of life: it is about human to human it is about fellow humans being there for others of fellow man it is about the duty to help fellow man duty to help fellow man toward a better life on a grand scale or one individual at a time what is important is that we are here to make a difference we are born into this life to make a difference in the lives’ of others that being said, your wish is granted but you will have to humble yourself to help someone out of no benefit to yourself. i wish i could help the kids at my son's school that go hungry at lunch time out of pride
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11/12/10 8:58 AM
still_feeling_hurt member Joined: 05/11/10 Location: a softer world Posts: 749	granted, but now they are all fat slobs that eat your son's food i wish that everyone would just leave me and my girlfriend alone
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11/12/10 2:09 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,568	Granted, but she will kill you for wishing that then fuck some other guy. I wish I could that Metal Injection would send me my long-overdue confirmation email.
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11/13/10 8:06 AM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,663	granted, but know you like polka. I wish for my next tattoo to come out great.
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11/13/10 8:10 AM
turmoil76 member SICKSEXSIX Joined: 11/27/07 Location: Knoxville TN Posts: 1,797	Consider it better than great. I wish she would just give me a straight yes or no answer. My feelings will remain intact...and there's others if it's a no.
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11/13/10 9:09 AM
arwencat8 member Joined: 10/15/08 Location: idaho Posts: 2,159	two things: often silence is an answer confusion means you have already made a decision you just haven't figured out how to act on it so, your wish is granted but she's going to tell you that you have to be more clear i wish that someone else would make wish for something as i have nothing to wish for today
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11/13/10 5:52 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,568	Granted. Someone will wish for you to get butt raped by this guy. I wish the CD drive on my computer worked.
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11/14/10 5:56 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,663	granted, but it will only play Winger. I wish my balls weren't so cramped.
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11/14/10 6:16 PM
NIN_rocksmysocks member maintenant on baise? Joined: 04/11/08 Location: 9300 ft higher than you%2 Posts: 10,505	granted, but now they hang down to your knees. i wish i could have my dog come live with me at my house.
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11/14/10 6:25 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,663	Granted, but you develop an allergy. I wish cows didn't have to die and people could still eat beef.
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11/14/10 7:37 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,568	Granted. Beef comes from people now. I wish they didn't raise the price for a soda from the nearby vending machine.
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11/15/10 8:54 AM
still_feeling_hurt member Joined: 05/11/10 Location: a softer world Posts: 749	granted, but now they only have vegetable juice i wish my happiness will never end
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11/15/10 3:47 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,663	Granted, but your constant happiness will irritate people. I wish Eddie Van Halen would make an appearance on the new NIN album.
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11/15/10 5:17 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,568	Granted, but it definitely won't be anything similar to a guitar solo. I wish I had a microwave.
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11/15/10 6:55 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,663	granted, but it will give you ball cancer. I wish I had a wife.
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11/15/10 7:04 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,568	Granted, but she cheats on you. I wish my internet connection wasn't so shitty.
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11/16/10 8:58 AM
still_feeling_hurt member Joined: 05/11/10 Location: a softer world Posts: 749	granted, but now your computer crashes on you, deleting everything i wish my parents weren't such nazi's
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11/16/10 10:03 AM
N_ member Je suis perdue! Joined: 11/04/08 Location: The nicest parts of hell. Posts: 506	Granted, but now they are lazy, drunk, addicts who sell you into slavery for a mere hundred bucks. I wish my nanny's dog didn't just pee on my carpet...or ANY other place she is NOT supposed to.
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11/16/10 10:55 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,617	Granted- the dog just shat on it I wish I hadn't lost my insulin the other night
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11/16/10 4:59 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Granted .. but you lose your keys instead and have to walk home when it's really scary outside. I wish .. I had one of those black, rubber like outfits like Batman.
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11/16/10 5:19 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,663	Granted, but you'll look silly without the rest of the suit. I wish I didn't have to do to work tomorrow.
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11/16/10 5:27 PM
arwencat8 member Joined: 10/15/08 Location: idaho Posts: 2,159	granted but when you wake up there will be 12 feet of snow i wish i could afford a plane ticket
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11/16/10 8:50 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,760	arwencat8 posted: i wish i could afford a plane ticket Granted, but it's for a ride on this.... I wish my cough would go away already.
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11/16/10 8:21 PM
ChaseNine member Hi-Def Ultra Realism Joined: 08/16/08 Location: Utah Posts: 2,465	Granted, but you must drink some whiskey to make it happen. I wish my mother was not so immature.
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11/17/10 3:27 AM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,663	Granted, but now she will be too mature and lose her sense of humor. I wish that it wasn't raining on my commute today.
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11/17/10 6:49 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	Granted, but in exchange for that, you'll have to shovel my driveway, each snowstorm we get in Mass., this winter. I wish my next door neighbor would clean up his leaves so they stop blowing in my yard, causing me to spend time blowing them back into his yard, with my leaf blower. (I've picked up my share of everyone else's leaves this year--the rest of them are getting blown back to where they came from! LOL)
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11/17/10 12:18 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,377	granted! But the leaves mutate and come back to life and start invading your house. THey grow to be zombie leaves and constantly nip at your ankles leaving adorable little nibble marks. I wish for a cool haircut that will stay straight and not curl.
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11/17/10 3:57 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,663	granted, but it's your loss because curls are super sexy. I wish I had hair...
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11/17/10 4:18 PM
arwencat8 member Joined: 10/15/08 Location: idaho Posts: 2,159	granted, but i hope you like dark brown, because i'll be cutting off some of my real long hair to give you some. i wish i wasn't an idiot
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