Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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11/24/10 7:22 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,822	arwencat8 posted: granted but you have to take me with you to see it i wish my DVD player would work again so i can see some movies granted, but the only movie you will have to watch is Cool as Ice. I wish I could see this movie. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/24/2010 07:25PM by RhettButler.
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11/24/10 7:46 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	Granted, but it's played on repeat and your ass is glued to the couch. I wish I had $1,000,000,000,000.
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11/24/10 10:56 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted, but you can only get it by whoring yourself out to old fat ladies with nasty kinks I wish it was Friday already
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11/25/10 12:34 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	Granted, but you get trampled to death by a stampede of shoppers. I wish that Opeth would interrupt the grammy nominations concert, play a set with many of their heaviest songs, and cause a riot that results in Justin Bieber getting trampled to death. And the Opeth finishes their set and leaves the building unharmed.
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11/25/10 10:41 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted! Plain and simple I wish that "the holidays" weren't so damn commercialized and over promoted
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11/25/10 11:50 AM
MrEricBlack member Hal9000 Joined: 01/03/09 Posts: 3,406	Granted, but then the "economy" would collapse and we would live in cardboard boxes down by the river. I wish that the internet didn't suck.
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11/26/10 9:19 PM
Rogue1 member Joined: 08/08/09 Posts: 11,633	Granted but your girlfriend will forget how to also. I wish this could be a stress free holiday season.
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11/27/10 3:23 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,864	Granted, you get a personal shopper and chef .. but the shopper spends all of your credit and the chef only makes meatloaf. >> Uh ..I wish I had a personal chef who made me meatloaf all the time.
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11/27/10 4:05 PM
ChaseNine member Hi-Def Ultra Realism Joined: 08/16/08 Location: Utah Posts: 2,465	Not granted. Meatloaf is disgusting.
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11/27/10 4:08 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	Granted, but you forgot to make a wish. I wish I had another turkey sandwich. And no, I don't want any zombie turkey, it's not moldy or anything, and it HAS mayo!
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11/27/10 11:36 PM
B10ndie927 member RAAAAH! BRAINS! Joined: 11/22/09 Location: College Station TX Posts: 1,959	granted, but the mayo is actually spooge i wish i wasnt so alone
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11/28/10 3:10 AM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,822	granted, but you will now be in the company of: I wish I didn't have to go to work all of next week and the following week worked at a much better job.
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11/28/10 9:52 AM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,864	Granted .. you get a vacation and you land a job as the official "scrubber" of the Victoria's Secret Model crew. But during vacation you get kidnapped and now you live in a dungeon waiting for your first day of work on the new job. >> I wish I was going to a killer concert tonight.
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11/28/10 10:16 AM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,822	Granted, but some douche with an i-phone will record the whole show in front of you. I wish my tuna club was already made.
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11/28/10 10:55 AM
MrEricBlack member Hal9000 Joined: 01/03/09 Posts: 3,406	Granted, but then you would have to deal with a Jimmy Johns delivery driver tweaked out on meth. He was so fast HE freaked!!! I wish Internet 2.0 would revert back to the good old days.
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11/30/10 9:38 AM
still_feeling_hurt member Joined: 05/11/10 Location: a softer world Posts: 749	granted, but your computer crashes with the lack of substance i wish that my girl-friends ex would BURN IN HELL CUZ SHE'S AN ASS!!!.........ahem...
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11/30/10 9:43 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted, but the charred corpse comes back to fuck your shit up I wish she would at least talk to me and let me be a friend Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/30/2010 09:43AM by The_Prowler.
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11/30/10 10:43 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but yer burning alongside her. I wish I didn't look so fat
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11/30/10 12:38 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	Granted. Now you look like a toothpick. I wish I didn't oversleep today.
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11/30/10 3:24 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, you have insomnia for the rest of your life. I wish I could make all my dreams come true by dancing naked.
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11/30/10 2:33 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,411	Granted! but you'll have to keep on dancing naked forever to maintain those dreams. I wish somebody wanted to take me on a date.
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12/01/10 10:13 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but now yer stuck dating me and I have a thorn bush fetish. I wish I wasn't always so hungry in the morning.
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12/01/10 9:23 AM
still_feeling_hurt member Joined: 05/11/10 Location: a softer world Posts: 749	granted, but now you are so full you feel like your going to projectile vomit 24/7 i wish that i could be with my girlfriend forever
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12/01/10 10:40 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, but she turns into a rotten, heinous bitch that you wish would fall off the face of the earth. She enslaves the world and forces you to rub her bunions. I wish I had brought something to snack on...
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12/01/10 2:36 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,822	granted, but it's spam and okra I wish I had fish and chips for dinner
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12/01/10 5:03 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, rotten fish and cow chips for dinner. I wish I never had to go to the dentist again
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12/01/10 11:46 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,790	Granted, but you don't have any teeth anymore. I wish I wasn't so incredibly bored.
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12/02/10 2:09 AM
MrEricBlack member Hal9000 Joined: 01/03/09 Posts: 3,406	Granted, you would be even more bored without NIN.com I wish the world would keep going the way that it is.
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12/02/10 9:08 AM
still_feeling_hurt member Joined: 05/11/10 Location: a softer world Posts: 749	granted, we shall have many more wars and dumb presidents to make the same mistakes that have always been made i wish that god didn't toy with my head with his his brand of sick humor
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12/02/10 11:47 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,190	Granted, he makes you his son and you are the new messiah and will be killed for your beliefs. I wish my family would stop being a bunch of fucking children.
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