Corrupt-A-Wish

Corrupt-A-Wish

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03/09/11 8:15 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,826	granted, but it's from his Marching Band days. I wish I had Shirley Manson in bed with me.
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03/09/11 8:20 PM
sharona65 member sinister. Joined: 03/13/08 Location: somewhere else Posts: 10,324	granted. but she's been dead for about 6 weeks. i wish i was better at looking for a job.
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03/09/11 8:29 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,826	granted, but you will, strange as it may seem now, someday look back at this time of your life and remember how nice it was when you didn't have some dumbass supervisor, douchey co-workers and dumbass rules to deal with. I wish I wasn't such a cynical fuck.
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03/09/11 8:55 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,458	Granted, but now you're an optimist and everybody hates optimists. I wish I had less work to do.
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03/09/11 9:20 PM
RedShoebox member Joined: 10/13/10 Location: mormon-ass Utah. Posts: 149	Granted, but now you've forgotten how to do everything, ever. I wish I hadn't missed out on any of the NIN tooooouuuurs... T_T Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2011 09:21PM by RedShoebox.
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03/10/11 10:25 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,458	Granted, but Trent Reznor only tours Asia. I wish I had a million dollars.
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03/10/11 10:55 AM
sharona65 member sinister. Joined: 03/13/08 Location: somewhere else Posts: 10,324	granted. it's in an unusable foreign currency. i wish i didn't have to study for this test.
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03/10/11 11:46 AM
DrSmithsRobot member Joined: 03/05/10 Posts: 1,204	sharona65 posted: granted. it's in an unusable foreign currency. i wish i didn't have to study for this test. granted, but now you know all there is to know about urine and have to field questions all day long on the urine test hotline. i wish the rain was a lot dryer than it is.
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03/10/11 2:16 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,458	Granted, but the world's water supply will be greatly reduced and humanity would die within 20 years. I wish I could go to sleep right here and now.
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03/10/11 5:33 PM
RedShoebox member Joined: 10/13/10 Location: mormon-ass Utah. Posts: 149	Granted, but it's bed of glass. I wish that goddamn Peta video that Trent narrated didn't SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF ME AND MAKE ME CRY.
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03/10/11 5:33 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,793	Granted, but you will never wake up. I wish that Marta from Bleeding Through would play keyboards for NIN next year.
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03/10/11 6:11 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,458	Granted, but Mariqueen will get jealous and kill Trent. The album never gets released because Trent's estate feels it would be insensitive. I wish I had something to drink besides water.
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03/10/11 6:50 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,793	Granted, but it's beet juice. Not just that, it's got slime and a stranger's semen in it. I wish I had an infinite supply of Pepsi.
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03/10/11 6:55 PM
RhettButler member Shipwrecked and Comatose Joined: 06/01/09 Location: Cardassia Prime Posts: 15,826	granted, but it's all flat. I wish I had my hands on every unreleased Van Halen recording.
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03/10/11 7:15 PM
RedShoebox member Joined: 10/13/10 Location: mormon-ass Utah. Posts: 149	Granted, but they're all in terrible quality and condition. I wish people would grant my damn wishes. (joking.)
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03/10/11 7:54 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,458	Granted, but something ironic or generally painful happens once they are granted. I wish my suitcase would pack itself.
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03/10/11 11:49 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,864	Granted .. it's full of butt plugs and dildos. >> I wish, I had one secret wish.
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03/11/11 10:39 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,458	Granted, but it still turns out horribly wrong for you. I wish I could leave this school.
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03/11/11 5:30 PM
RedShoebox member Joined: 10/13/10 Location: mormon-ass Utah. Posts: 149	Granted, but you end up having to go to a worse one. I wish I could've done a better job taping together a poster of Trent that I have in my room.
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03/11/11 5:38 PM
gaaira member hollow Joined: 06/07/09 Location: The precipice of defeat Posts: 2,448	granted now the whole wall will collapse with it i wish i could spend a weekend with Bjork
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03/14/11 3:56 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,864	Granted .. but you have to wear the duck outfit. I wish .. I had a big steak and taters.
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03/14/11 5:55 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, a big stick and haters.Start swinging. I wish my muscles weren't so sore.
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03/14/11 8:03 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,458	Granted. Now you don't have any muscles to be sore. EDIT: I wish I had remembered to write down a wish. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/14/2011 08:03PM by KMOS92.
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03/14/11 10:46 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,793	Granted, but you will forget to corrupt the next person's wish. I wish my computer would fix itself. It just randomly made everything on the internet really big and I have to keep scrolling to the right. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/14/2011 10:47PM by patrick_nicholas.
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03/15/11 8:33 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,458	Granted, but now everything is really small (That's what she said). I wish there were more hours in the day.
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03/16/11 8:54 AM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,864	Granted .. but you die after the 240,000 hour day. I wish for whirled peas.
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03/16/11 9:10 AM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but it has bacon bits in it. I wish for an iPod that actually works...
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03/16/11 10:55 AM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,458	Granted, but the ipod will be discontinued soon after because noone needs to buy new ipods anymore now that they work now. I wish there was more hard drive space on my computer.
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03/17/11 8:34 AM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	Granted, but now you have a slow internet connection. I wish my room would be painted already...
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03/17/11 11:58 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,691	Granted, but it's pastel blue, green and pink I wish that she'll say yes when I ask her out
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