Corrupt-A-Wish

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07/11/12 7:23 AM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but you finally realize that it's laced with pop rocks and you explode upon contact. I wish there was another South Park film already.
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07/11/12 7:32 AM
serenityangel member Joined: 06/08/09 Location: oberhausen Posts: 6,226	granted, but it sucks I wish I had more nine inch nails t-shirts and they are all in my size, good condition and NOT pink, yellow or orange coloured
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07/11/12 9:07 AM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but the only color available is piggy roasted orange chartreuse. I wish that country pop music didn't exist, you know, Taylor not so swift and all the other crap.
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07/11/12 8:08 PM
cute_annie member Devil Kitty Muse Joined: 10/01/10 Location: my ghost%5C%27s heart and Posts: 6,772	Granted but a subgenre emerges: country dubstep hop. I wish I could fit in a perfect little black dress.
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07/11/12 10:17 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but a wardrobe malfunction occurs due to my lack of stitching skills. Oops, sorry! I wish I could be less squeamish at certain things.
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07/13/12 6:49 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,296	Granted, but the things that used to make you squeamish now make you laugh uncontrollably. I wish every time I go to sleep I have the best dreams imaginable.. to their completion.
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07/13/12 6:59 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but your dreams are eternal; therefore you will never wake up. I wish I could stop pointlessly distracting myself with pointless things.
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07/13/12 7:05 PM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	Granted! Now feel the weight of the stress that comes from things that are not pointless!!! I wish it wasn't so fucking hot today.
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07/14/12 4:16 AM
falkor member watches you intently... Joined: 04/12/10 Location: New York Posts: 640	Granted. The Earth spirals away from the Sun and everything freezes. Didn't you see that Twilight Zone episode? ^_^ I wish composing the music I write took half the time and was still decent quality.
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07/14/12 5:07 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but no one will listen to it. I wish I could compose music that everyone will worship. And it's not crap, and definitely not pop.
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07/14/12 10:12 AM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but eventually your fans end up turning on you and roast you alive. I wish it would hail again like it did yesterday.
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07/14/12 10:27 AM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but all the hail falls on you and you die horribly. I wish I could go to Germany.
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07/14/12 1:00 PM
cute_annie member Devil Kitty Muse Joined: 10/01/10 Location: my ghost%5C%27s heart and Posts: 6,772	Granted but you never get to meet serenityangel (that was mean, I know) I wish I could travel all over the world.
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07/14/12 1:02 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but you're flat broke by the end of it. I wish I could get muscular without exercising.
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07/14/12 1:08 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted. Steroids. I wish I had super-strength without having to take any drugs or exercise my ass off.
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07/14/12 1:10 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted. You gain your power in a superhero-esque way by being exposed to toxic waste. Also, you have a brain tumor. I wish my damn teacher would do his job.
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07/14/12 1:18 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,577	Granted, but you get detention for cursing at him. I wish I could go to Norway.
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07/14/12 6:40 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but Thor banishes you because your hair is longer than his. I wish Patrick could go to Germany and other European areas, some don't have him daydream too much.
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07/15/12 12:53 AM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,296	Granted but for the entire trip he must wear traditional German lederhosen.. that’s entirely too small and tight.. in the most inappropriate areas, plus he must yodel publicly every day at noon, and at least once he must stand atop a mountain whilst sounding a giant horn like so, Then (just for fun) he must cup his hands around his bearded mouth and shout “Ricola.” I wish I got paid cash money to corrupt wishes.
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07/15/12 5:35 AM
serenityangel member Joined: 06/08/09 Location: oberhausen Posts: 6,226	lol, ricola is actually from switzerland Granted, but you´ll lose all that money before you can even spend it. I wish, every wish in this thread would come true and it would not be corrupted.
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07/15/12 2:21 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but Patrick would end up punking you in the end. I wish Annie would believe me she has talent.
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07/15/12 6:09 PM
cute_annie member Devil Kitty Muse Joined: 10/01/10 Location: my ghost%5C%27s heart and Posts: 6,772	Aside comment: Why should I believe in you? Granted, I end up believing you but your constant compliments make me think I'm the greatest photographer in the world. That, in turn, makes me an annoying egocentric/self-centered bitch and people will end up hating and shoving me out of their lives because of my crapy attitude. I wish everyone to be happy.
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07/15/12 6:49 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Response to Annie:it would be nice if someone did believe me, let alone listen tome. Granted but everybody turns on you and pushes you out of their lives.
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07/16/12 2:29 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	Granted, but you didn't wish for anything. I wish my back didn't hurt like it does.
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07/16/12 4:29 PM
armchair_handjob member Joined: 01/21/12 Location: Neelys Bar Posts: 2,296	Granted but now your front hurts. I wish I couldn’t feel pain.
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07/16/12 4:36 PM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	Granted but now your asshole won't stop itching. I wish I knew what to do with myself.
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07/16/12 6:09 PM
Stoneheart member Joined: 02/12/09 Posts: 414	Granted but your cell mates have other plans. I wish the bullshit presidential nonsense would end.
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07/16/12 6:24 PM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	granted but now the church is in power again I wish I had a hideaway.
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07/16/12 7:19 PM
cute_annie member Devil Kitty Muse Joined: 10/01/10 Location: my ghost%5C%27s heart and Posts: 6,772	Granted, your hideaway is a pool of shit. I wish I had the guts to tell him that I like him.
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07/16/12 7:24 PM
smllyjlly member CUNT Joined: 05/07/08 Location: inside your mom Posts: 4,131	granted but he like MEN! I wish I had some fucking money!
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