Trent Reznor Facts

Trent Reznor Facts

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11/13/08 12:53 PM
SilverWorld member Joined: 10/26/08 Posts: 41	Allright people! This is a Joke! Choose the best ones. [www.hot.ee] Everything in that link is copyed from somewhere. U'r free to go ballistic on me with hater-messages. I don't mind. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/13/2008 12:55PM by SilverWorld.
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11/13/08 12:58 PM
Peligro member pretty little dream(er) Joined: 10/19/08 Location: Tikarri%27s Closet Posts: 15,470	"Trent Reznor has two speeds: Walk and Kill." I like this one a lot.
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11/13/08 1:14 PM
Edochiiba member What's bad? We'll fix it. Joined: 07/27/08 Location: New Orleans Posts: 7,191	"On his birthday, Trent Reznor randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun." "It takes 14 puppeteers to make Trent Reznor smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage."
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11/13/08 1:26 PM
AnnaDraconida member FAPPITY FAP Joined: 07/20/08 Location: Boner Cuntry Posts: 7,028	Trent Reznor doesn't churn butter. He only looks at the cows and the butter comes straight out. Trent Reznor doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them. A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Trent Reznor and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Someone once videotaped Trent Reznor getting pissed off. It was called Texas Chain Saw Massacre. If you spell Trent Reznor in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Trent Reznor once and he will torture you to death. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Trent Reznor played in second grade. Trent Reznor once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Trent Reznor re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. Trent Reznor has two speeds: Walk and Kill. Someone once tried to tell Trent Reznor that yelling isn't the best way to kill someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Trentatorship. Trent Reznor is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Trent Reznor. Trent Reznor is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will yell at you in the face. In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Trent Reznor turned that wine into beer. Trent Reznor can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Trent Reznor could use to kill you, including the room itself. According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Trent Reznor walks. Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Trent gave them a kick to the face. I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER OVER HERE! HEEEELP!
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11/13/08 2:34 PM
OMS member Loving Life (like a boss) Joined: 05/04/08 Location: the abstract Posts: 9,129	Gawd these are good!! And I thought this was gonna be some lame redundant thread.
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11/13/08 1:35 PM
AnnaDraconida member FAPPITY FAP Joined: 07/20/08 Location: Boner Cuntry Posts: 7,028	The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Trent Reznor needed a back scratcher. There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Trent Reznor. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/13/2008 01:38PM by AnnaDraconida.
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11/13/08 1:37 PM
AnnaDraconida member FAPPITY FAP Joined: 07/20/08 Location: Boner Cuntry Posts: 7,028	double post FAIL PS GODDAMN THESE ARE FUNNY!!! Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/13/2008 01:37PM by AnnaDraconida.
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11/13/08 2:41 PM
Tripolar_Disorder member Rather silly O.o Joined: 01/28/08 Location: Memphis TN Posts: 162	Bwahahahahahahaha Those are awesome!
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11/13/08 2:46 PM
BlossomRazor member It always starts small... Joined: 11/27/07 Location: the inner sanctum of NIN Posts: 880	Trent Reznor can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" That one is my favorite....ROFLMAO!! Trent Reznor can taste lies. (Had to add) Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/13/2008 01:49PM by BlossomRazor.
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11/13/08 1:53 PM
Aurora D member Joined: 09/03/08 Location: xvcdfrg Posts: 2,942	Bwahaha When Trent Reznor sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Trent Reznor has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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11/13/08 1:54 PM
AnnaDraconida member FAPPITY FAP Joined: 07/20/08 Location: Boner Cuntry Posts: 7,028	From the same site
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11/13/08 2:56 PM
selfhaphazardyet_ member NNNNEVER!!!! Joined: 09/04/08 Location: NYC Posts: 9,651	AnnaDraconida posted: There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Trent Reznor. LOL!
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11/13/08 2:00 PM
Bridge member No You Don't!! Joined: 09/05/08 Location: Northern Jersey Posts: 5,625	Holy fuck... these are fucking funny. some of my favorites. "Trent Reznor uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks." "Trent Reznor is not hung like horse... horses are hung like Trent Reznor." "Trent Reznor is his own line @ the DMV." These are just a good laugh.... -B
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11/13/08 2:07 PM
Bridge member No You Don't!! Joined: 09/05/08 Location: Northern Jersey Posts: 5,625	Holy fuck... these are fucking funny. some of my favorites. "Trent Reznor uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks." "Trent Reznor is not hung like horse... horses are hung like Trent Reznor." "Trent Reznor is his own line @ the DMV." These are just a good laugh.... -B One more... Most tough men eat nails for breakfast... Trent Reznor does all his grocery shopping at Home Depot."
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11/13/08 3:32 PM
mercurynin member the sun you are to me Joined: 05/07/08 Location: Honolulu Posts: 70	The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Trent Reznor out. It failed miserably. He's got the "Hero Card" to prove it!
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11/13/08 2:40 PM
blackholedays In The Superunknown Joined: 09/11/08 Location: madrid Posts: 3,079	AnnaDraconida posted: From the same site Trent Reznor once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress XDDDDDDDDD
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11/13/08 3:44 PM
Col007 member Joined: 04/13/08 Location: Tustin%2C CA Posts: 113	AnnaDraconida posted: From the same site These are fucking great. I am laughing so hard my eyes are watering up!!!
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11/13/08 4:24 PM
ihatecrayons member vag-in-a-can Joined: 08/23/08 Location: Rolling Meadows%2C IL Posts: 4,041	Oh god I am laughing so hard right now. I used to do this with Linus Torvalds (creator of Linux) lol. But these are much more awesome. I can't even pick my favorites. The whole list is my favorites.
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11/13/08 4:41 PM
Bridge member No You Don't!! Joined: 09/05/08 Location: Northern Jersey Posts: 5,625	" Trent Reznor once ate a whole cake before his band friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."
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11/13/08 4:49 PM
savagestar member Betch, please. Joined: 09/04/08 Posts: 10,745	"The truth will set you free. Unless Trent Reznor has you, in which case, forget it darling!"
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11/13/08 5:53 PM
RAZNKN member Live from the Rail Joined: 11/28/07 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,057	LOLZ.. ive nothing more to add.. .just LOLz!!!
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11/13/08 4:56 PM
Guitars224 member Joined: 04/29/08 Posts: 2,684	Bridge posted: " Trent Reznor once ate a whole cake before his band friends could tell him there was a stripper in it." WHAT!!?!!? That CAN'T be true
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11/13/08 6:09 PM
corvus13 member Joined: 08/20/08 Posts: 572	Crop circles are Trent Reznor's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Trent Reznor Trent Reznor ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one Funny stuff!
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11/13/08 5:40 PM
torpedooo member Joined: 08/15/08 Location: NY state Posts: 1,172	strippers pay trent reznor
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11/13/08 6:03 PM
39_smooth member Sideways Trent, bitches! Joined: 07/03/08 Location: the Bikini Bottom Posts: 11,816	"Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Trent Reznor to go around." LOL!!! Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/13/2008 06:07PM by 39_smooth.
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11/14/08 2:50 AM
SilverWorld member Joined: 10/26/08 Posts: 41	Epic Fail.
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11/14/08 2:56 AM
SilverWorld member Joined: 10/26/08 Posts: 41	Yo I'm going to post this thread into two more places.
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11/14/08 3:14 AM
Contradictio In Terminis member Lost Keys (Blame Someone) Joined: 09/25/08 Location: Inside the Mainframe Posts: 4,859	Trent Reznor Is Full Of Win...and Death.
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11/14/08 3:54 AM
SilverWorld member Joined: 10/26/08 Posts: 41	I can't get enough laughing out of this : When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Trent Reznor halloween costume he was wearing.
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11/14/08 6:48 AM
neoistheone4 member The Silent One Joined: 06/12/08 Location: St. Louis Posts: 3,095	AnnaDraconida posted: Trent Reznor doesn't churn butter. He only looks at the cows and the butter comes straight out. That sounds...grossly disturbing to imagine. But at the same time, endlessly hilarious! LOL Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/14/2008 06:49AM by neoistheone4.
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