The Motherfucking Shamwow Thread!

The Motherfucking Shamwow Thread!

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11/13/08 3:51 PM
selfhaphazardyet_ member NNNNEVER!!!! Joined: 09/04/08 Location: NYC Posts: 9,651	AnnaDraconida posted: yes like the Holocaust....
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11/13/08 2:52 PM
honeythunder member 24.24.1.556 Joined: 11/26/07 Location: 20 minutes in the future Posts: 752	forkintheeye posted: nuclearnuggets posted: forkintheeye posted: My mind is a lot more awesome than a Shamwow. Pfft. Better not let Shamwow and Vince hear you. I'm hardly afraid of a towel. Or someone one popped vein away from exploding completely. Shamwow isn't just a towel. It's a towel, sponge AND chamois all rolled into one fucking amazing cloth. And don't worry - if that vein explodes, the shamwow will clean it up.
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11/13/08 3:54 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,759	Screw those babbling idiots, watch this one. Japanese Infomercial
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11/13/08 3:55 PM
cozbysweater member Thundercats are loose. Joined: 07/09/08 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 4,388
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11/13/08 2:56 PM
tinadoll member Get down,Make Love Joined: 11/27/07 Location: New York City Posts: 4,889	This thread rules
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11/13/08 3:56 PM
forkintheeye member Joined: 08/15/08 Posts: 5,673	My love, the Magic Cone
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11/13/08 4:01 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,759	forkintheeye posted: My love, the Magic Cone Don't throw it in the toilet....LOL
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11/13/08 4:03 PM
cozbysweater member Thundercats are loose. Joined: 07/09/08 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 4,388	forkintheeye posted: My love, the Magic Cone ROFL
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11/13/08 4:07 PM
selfhaphazardyet_ member NNNNEVER!!!! Joined: 09/04/08 Location: NYC Posts: 9,651	cozbysweater posted: forkintheeye posted: My love, the Magic Cone ROFL that's brilliant o_O
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11/13/08 4:07 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	My god that's brilliant!
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11/13/08 4:20 PM
Gorey member Keeper of Vampire Squid Joined: 12/01/07 Location: 5000 Fathoms Down Posts: 333	Pos T Vac - erection generating system The commercial for this is on late at night. It's a dick-pump and it's covered by Medicare!!!! Billy and the Shamwow guy must have turned this infomercial down. Elderly erections made by suction devices. Eeewww. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/13/2008 03:21PM by Gorey.
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11/13/08 4:44 PM
BE_RAD member Joined: 08/29/08 Posts: 7,000
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11/13/08 4:21 PM
ihatecrayons member vag-in-a-can Joined: 08/23/08 Location: Rolling Meadows%2C IL Posts: 4,041	I see your Shamwow, Billy Mays, and Head-On, and raise you a Tom Kruse and his Hoveround:
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11/13/08 5:58 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,156	ihatecrayons posted: I see your Shamwow, Billy Mays, and Head-On, and raise you a Tom Kruse and his Hoveround: That was so hard to not laugh at with an office full of people lolz
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11/13/08 6:13 PM
corvus13 member Joined: 08/20/08 Posts: 572	He even sells Health Insurance now! Is there anything this guy won't yell about? Look out Billy!!!
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11/13/08 6:56 PM
suedamnit member Joined: 09/04/08 Posts: 838	My cousin got a Shamwow sample at the mall. IT DID NOT WORK! Suck it, Shamwow.
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11/13/08 7:32 PM
forkintheeye member Joined: 08/15/08 Posts: 5,673	suedamnit posted: My cousin got a Shamwow sample at the mall. IT DID NOT WORK! Suck it, Shamwow. …or not?
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11/13/08 8:47 PM
cozbysweater member Thundercats are loose. Joined: 07/09/08 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 4,388	i seriously want to buy this thing
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11/13/08 9:01 PM
jayetheartist member IT'S A SOCIAL MORAY!!! Joined: 05/09/08 Location: bloggedbyjaye.blogspot.co Posts: 10,529	cozbysweater posted: i seriously want to buy this thing WTF?
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11/13/08 8:30 PM
honeythunder member 24.24.1.556 Joined: 11/26/07 Location: 20 minutes in the future Posts: 752	That serial killer mask is pretty bitchin. Don't forget to make sure you have an equally kick ass hair cut!
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11/13/08 8:37 PM
agatharose member Joined: 12/14/07 Posts: 25	FUCK YEA ITS SHAMWOW
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11/13/08 9:54 PM
suedamnit member Joined: 09/04/08 Posts: 838	forkintheeye posted: suedamnit posted: My cousin got a Shamwow sample at the mall. IT DID NOT WORK! Suck it, Shamwow. …or not? haha. I didn't even realize...
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11/13/08 8:57 PM
Contradictio In Terminis member Lost Keys (Blame Someone) Joined: 09/25/08 Location: Inside the Mainframe Posts: 4,859	the threads people choose to indulge amazes me.
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11/13/08 10:01 PM
jayetheartist member IT'S A SOCIAL MORAY!!! Joined: 05/09/08 Location: bloggedbyjaye.blogspot.co Posts: 10,529	Forget all these crappy household gadgets. Nothing beats the sheer genius of...
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11/13/08 9:03 PM
NINtrigued member Joined: 04/30/08 Location: TX Posts: 85	This thread put a smile on my face. And I owe it all to Shamwow! What can't Shamwow do???
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11/13/08 11:30 PM
-pipsqueak- member Joined: 09/10/08 Posts: 2,530	"mmMmmm, this thread is making me SO-O-OO aroused I think I need ah Shamwow"!!
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11/13/08 10:52 PM
Edochiiba member What's bad? We'll fix it. Joined: 07/27/08 Location: New Orleans Posts: 7,191	cozbysweater posted: CLAP ON CLAP OFF I used to love those commercials. forkintheeye posted: My love, the Magic Cone I want that. DDD:
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11/14/08 7:03 AM
nuclearnuggets member outstanding Joined: 09/12/08 Posts: 193	forkintheeye posted: I'm hardly afraid of a towel. Or someone one popped vein away from exploding completely. Like the Shamwow, you can suck the life out of a party. cozbysweater posted: http://images.savontv.com/im/nwimages/the-clapper.jpg CLAP ON CLAP OFF Fuck The Clapper ™! You that lazy you need to clap to turn off light emitting devices in your home? Just break out a Shamwow. It will absorb all light. Yes even the in the IR spectrum. selfhaphazardyet_ posted: yes like the Holocaust.... It’s true. That was a rouge Shamwow. honeythunder posted: Shamwow isn't just a towel. It's a towel, sponge AND chamois all rolled into one fucking amazing cloth. And don't worry - if that vein explodes, the shamwow will clean it up. Damn straight. Everyone should have a Shamwow in their emergency kit. It will soak up piss, blood, dead babies, etc. Blood can’t clot? Use a fucking Shamwow. Becareful not to leave it on the wound though, it can and will absorb your soul.
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11/14/08 7:14 AM
tinadoll member Get down,Make Love Joined: 11/27/07 Location: New York City Posts: 4,889	jayetheartist posted: cozbysweater posted: i seriously want to buy this thing WTF? Wasn't that in JF last video...Fucking Brett kept getting shocked?
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11/14/08 7:42 AM
honeythunder member 24.24.1.556 Joined: 11/26/07 Location: 20 minutes in the future Posts: 752	nuclearnuggets posted: honeythunder posted: Shamwow isn't just a towel. It's a towel, sponge AND chamois all rolled into one fucking amazing cloth. And don't worry - if that vein explodes, the shamwow will clean it up. Damn straight. Everyone should have a Shamwow in their emergency kit. It will soak up piss, blood, dead babies, etc. Blood can’t clot? Use a fucking Shamwow. Becareful not to leave it on the wound though, it can and will absorb your soul.
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