Inappropriate Things To Say During Sex
 
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11/01/09 7:55 PM

^have been sadly guilty of the above *cringes*

but

"I'm only doing this for a dare!"




yay! another t.o.p.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/01/2009 07:56PM by 11bobrady11.

 

11/02/09 8:41 AM

It's IN .. OMG .. IT'S IN!!

(McLovin, Superbad)

 

11/02/09 9:11 AM

Necromance posted:
I was really drunk and threw up in the middle of sex once LOL

yeah, that happened to me once as well. tho i felt it coming and managed to make it to the bathroom before puking everywhere. he used it as an opportunity to call his girlfriend.

 

11/02/09 9:16 AM

^^^hahahahh

 

11/02/09 11:02 AM

sharona65 posted:
Necromance posted:
I was really drunk and threw up in the middle of sex once LOL

yeah, that happened to me once as well. tho i felt it coming and managed to make it to the bathroom before puking everywhere. he used it as an opportunity to call his girlfriend.

I did that when I was young, once you get older and more experienced you realize you fuck better on weed and you don't throw up LOL Oh BTW I managed to find a bag and threw up in it and not on the girl.

 

11/06/09 6:34 AM

I'm the leader, I'm the leader, I'm the leader of the gang I am
I'm the leader, I'm the leader, Well there's no one like the man I'm
I can take you high as a kite every single night
I can make you jump out of bed standing on my head
Who'd ever believe it, Come on come on (3x)
D'you wanna be in my gang, a my gang, my gang, (2x)
D'you wanna be in my gang, a my gang, my gang, oh Yeah! Do You ? my gang,
Come On! Come on, come on, Come on, come on, Come on, come on, (2x)
D'you wanna be in my gang , my gang, my gang,
D'you wanna be in my gang, Oh Yeah!
D'you wanna be in my gang , my gang, my gang, D'you wanna be in my gang, Oh Yeah!


"Gary Glitter - I'm The Leader Of The Gang (I Am)"

 

11/06/09 6:49 AM

So yeah...about that rash...

 

11/06/09 7:49 AM

YAHTZEE!!

 

11/06/09 7:52 AM

Are you in yet?

 

11/06/09 7:56 AM

FINISH HER!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/06/2009 07:57AM by Churchy.

 

11/06/09 7:58 AM

"Remember what Gandalf said! DESTROY THE RING!!!"

 

11/06/09 8:22 AM

hold on i have to pick my nose...

 

11/06/09 8:44 AM

Bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when we come IN you?!

 

11/06/09 9:22 AM

Baby I made a mess!
Baby I made a mess!
Baby I made a mess in you!
Baby I made a mess!

Sung to tune of Ringfinger

 

11/06/09 10:21 AM

"The girl I was with a half hour ago wouldn't do this."

 

11/06/09 11:30 AM

wait, i gotta take this call.

 

11/06/09 11:41 AM

NYCgrrl posted:
Are you in yet?

Fuck you, I'm already done!

 

11/06/09 11:55 AM

Hey, got any gum?

 

11/06/09 11:57 AM

peacenin posted:
YAHTZEE!!

LMAO!!!

 

11/06/09 1:00 PM

do you mind if my dollies watch? i promise they won't say anything
http://i978.photobucket.com/albums/ae262/HistoryTwistOfLime/Creepyporcelainfigures.jpg



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/06/2009 01:04PM by heatherette333.

 

11/06/09 1:44 PM

^^^^ thats hot LOL

 
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