Inappropriate Things To Say During Sex
 
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05/11/11 3:10 PM

^^Why waste it?


I'm not into that kind of thing .. I swear!!

 

05/11/11 3:32 PM

So... You like donkey punches?

 

05/11/11 9:08 PM

Mind if the dog joins in? We do everything together

 

05/13/11 4:08 PM

thats not it

 

05/13/11 4:09 PM

Oops!

 

05/13/11 4:46 PM

No, keep going, I jus gotta text my mom

 

05/13/11 6:24 PM

Do you mind if we listen to Justin Bieber while we do it?

 

05/13/11 6:51 PM

Uh .. got any roast beef?

 

05/13/11 6:53 PM

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/9450/images1hwh.jpg

 

05/13/11 8:39 PM

I'm experiencing an erection lasting longer than four hours. I better call my doctor.

 

05/13/11 8:43 PM

viagra?

 

05/13/11 8:45 PM

That's not the way Frogs do it....

 

05/14/11 12:31 PM

My mom told me you give great head

 

05/19/11 9:20 PM

Uh .. can I try your ear??

 

05/19/11 9:21 PM

Listen, my doctor said it will feel just like the real thing!

 

05/20/11 12:25 PM

Is that a zit or What?!

 

05/20/11 7:19 PM

Snap into my Slim Jim!

 

05/20/11 7:36 PM

no no no no NO!

 

05/21/11 11:45 AM

If you don't mind, I'd much rather keep my pants on and just poke my penis through the hole

 

05/21/11 12:00 PM

thunder thunder THUNDERCATS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

 

05/21/11 12:24 PM

^I loved it!

 

05/21/11 1:42 PM

gaaira posted:
thunder thunder THUNDERCATS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Or you could go He-Man style...





IIII HAAAAVE THE POOOOWWWWEEEERRRRRR!!!!

 

05/21/11 4:12 PM

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgpmr8Drzq1qeno54o1_500.gif
Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake/Voila!

 

05/22/11 12:15 AM

Xanthe posted:
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgpmr8Drzq1qeno54o1_500.gif
Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake/Voila!
CUT!











WROOOONG!!!!

 

05/26/11 12:20 AM

The only magnums you ever use are handguns.

 

05/26/11 6:57 AM

The ceiling needs painting

 

05/26/11 10:28 AM

Wait, we can't do this! My dad told me that penises are poisonous!

 

05/26/11 8:55 PM

I have a mangina.

 

05/26/11 9:15 PM

Is it in yet? Hold on, let me look... No... No, it's stuck between two fat folds in your thighs. Or is that your stomach?

 
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