Inappropriate Things To Say During Sex

Inappropriate Things To Say During Sex

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05/11/11 3:10 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	^^Why waste it? I'm not into that kind of thing .. I swear!!
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05/11/11 3:32 PM
VersesMachine member Beware - I Live! Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Maine Posts: 2,276	So... You like donkey punches?
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05/11/11 9:08 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,617	Mind if the dog joins in? We do everything together
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05/13/11 4:08 PM
trentsbutterflygirl member Joined: 09/04/09 Location: the interwebs Posts: 2,083	thats not it
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05/13/11 4:09 PM
effinmetal member Joined: 02/25/08 Posts: 1,253	Oops!
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05/13/11 4:46 PM
VersesMachine member Beware - I Live! Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Maine Posts: 2,276	No, keep going, I jus gotta text my mom
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05/13/11 6:24 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,617	Do you mind if we listen to Justin Bieber while we do it?
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05/13/11 6:51 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Uh .. got any roast beef?
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05/13/11 6:53 PM
Lita_75 member A 500 yo. vampire Joined: 12/20/09 Location: remix.nin.com Posts: 5,561
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05/13/11 8:39 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,145	I'm experiencing an erection lasting longer than four hours. I better call my doctor.
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05/13/11 8:43 PM
Lita_75 member A 500 yo. vampire Joined: 12/20/09 Location: remix.nin.com Posts: 5,561	viagra?
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05/13/11 8:45 PM
lighthand member Flashing...Liiiights Joined: 05/16/08 Location: Bronx Posts: 2,022	That's not the way Frogs do it....
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05/14/11 12:31 PM
VersesMachine member Beware - I Live! Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Maine Posts: 2,276	My mom told me you give great head
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05/19/11 9:20 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Uh .. can I try your ear??
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05/19/11 9:21 PM
effinmetal member Joined: 02/25/08 Posts: 1,253	Listen, my doctor said it will feel just like the real thing!
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05/20/11 12:25 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Is that a zit or What?!
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05/20/11 7:19 PM
LBoogie member Joined: 09/06/08 Location: wherever the rum is hidde Posts: 963	Snap into my Slim Jim!
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05/20/11 7:36 PM
Lita_75 member A 500 yo. vampire Joined: 12/20/09 Location: remix.nin.com Posts: 5,561	no no no no NO!
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05/21/11 11:45 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,617	If you don't mind, I'd much rather keep my pants on and just poke my penis through the hole
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05/21/11 12:00 PM
gaaira member hollow Joined: 06/07/09 Location: The precipice of defeat Posts: 2,442	thunder thunder THUNDERCATS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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05/21/11 12:24 PM
Lita_75 member A 500 yo. vampire Joined: 12/20/09 Location: remix.nin.com Posts: 5,561	^I loved it!
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05/21/11 1:42 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,617	gaaira posted: thunder thunder THUNDERCATS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Or you could go He-Man style... IIII HAAAAVE THE *POOOOWWWWEEEERRRRRR!!!!*
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05/21/11 1:59 PM
freakish777 member Joined: 03/21/08 Posts: 1,002	I put on my robe and Wizard hat
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05/21/11 4:12 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,377	Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake/Voila!
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05/22/11 12:15 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,617	Xanthe posted: Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake/Voila! CUT! WROOOONG!!!!
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05/26/11 12:20 AM
danjed member sectarian (demo) Joined: 08/28/08 Posts: 478	The only magnums you ever use are handguns.
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05/26/11 6:57 AM
Joan Cootes member cougar Joined: 09/04/08 Location: fuggen Minno Posts: 12,132	The ceiling needs painting
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05/26/11 10:28 AM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,617	Wait, we can't do this! My dad told me that penises are poisonous!
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05/26/11 8:55 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	I have a mangina.
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05/26/11 9:15 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,617	Is it in yet? Hold on, let me look... No... No, it's stuck between two fat folds in your thighs. Or is that your stomach?
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