ROFL - the thread of funny stuff you come across

ROFL - the thread of funny stuff you come across

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04/08/11 10:32 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,594	I love the Baby Instructions
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04/10/11 2:09 PM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR So Far! A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $25.00, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money." But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother." The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. " Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. He then said "Now get on your knees." She did. "Now take down my zipper." She did. "Now go ahead ... Take it out....." He said.. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands . Then paused.. The man closed his eyes and whispered .. "Well .... Go ahead." The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, .... .tentatively said ..... "Hello. Mom, can you hear me ?"
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04/10/11 2:27 PM
freakish777 member Joined: 03/21/08 Posts: 1,002	[www.youtube.com]
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04/10/11 10:23 PM
BillyReznor88 member Joined: 08/26/08 Location: IL Posts: 1,831
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04/11/11 6:19 AM
Joan Cootes member cougar Joined: 09/04/08 Location: fuggen Minno Posts: 12,102	LisaM, you are bad!!!! (but in a good way) Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/11/2011 06:20AM by Joan Cootes.
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04/11/11 7:14 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295	^^I knew you'd enjoy that, Joan!
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04/12/11 12:18 AM
BillyReznor88 member Joined: 08/26/08 Location: IL Posts: 1,831
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04/12/11 1:03 PM
KMOS92 member Also known as Kyle Joined: 12/30/10 Location: Illinois Posts: 13,073	Haha... YES.
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04/14/11 6:42 PM
BillyReznor88 member Joined: 08/26/08 Location: IL Posts: 1,831	More here
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04/15/11 9:57 PM
BillyReznor88 member Joined: 08/26/08 Location: IL Posts: 1,831	Ever wonder what a penguin sounds like when it gets tickled? Now you know [www.youtube.com] Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/15/2011 09:57PM by BillyReznor88.
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04/15/11 10:07 PM
LeesaR member Joined: 03/09/09 Location: central AR Posts: 133	Those Chinese Are So Silly It's a whole lot of "huh" until the very end...
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04/15/11 10:07 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,362	BillyReznor88 posted: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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04/15/11 11:37 PM
BillyReznor88 member Joined: 08/26/08 Location: IL Posts: 1,831
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04/16/11 5:01 PM
BillyReznor88 member Joined: 08/26/08 Location: IL Posts: 1,831	Footage of three guys smoking pot in a car when a squirrel jumps through the sunroof.
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04/16/11 5:09 PM
NIN_rocksmysocks member maintenant on baise? Joined: 04/11/08 Location: 9300 ft higher than you%2 Posts: 10,505	BillyReznor88 posted: BillyReznor88 posted: ahahahahaha
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04/19/11 9:33 PM
DarthBane member Joined: 07/16/09 Location: GFFA Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 1,416	That's a lovely cross you're wearing. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/19/2011 09:35PM by DarthBane.
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04/20/11 12:26 AM
PeedroPaula member Why so serious? Joined: 09/07/08 Location: San Pedro CA Posts: 15,227
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04/20/11 12:27 AM
PeedroPaula member Why so serious? Joined: 09/07/08 Location: San Pedro CA Posts: 15,227	BillyReznor88 posted: Ever wonder what a penguin sounds like when it gets tickled? Now you know [www.youtube.com] Thanks for posting this, Billy. It is now all over the net!!!
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04/20/11 12:42 AM
BillyReznor88 member Joined: 08/26/08 Location: IL Posts: 1,831	PeedroPaula posted: BillyReznor88 posted: Ever wonder what a penguin sounds like when it gets tickled? Now you know [www.youtube.com] Thanks for posting this, Billy. It is now all over the net!!! Unfortunately the video I posted was removed. Unless you were being sarcastic, in which case Here's a working link: [www.youtube.com] It seriously is the cutest thing ever.
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04/20/11 12:46 AM
BillyReznor88 member Joined: 08/26/08 Location: IL Posts: 1,831	I'm not sure if this one is leaning more towards cute or funny. Kitten can't quite make the jump: [www.youtube.com] Another kitten, this one just misses it: [www.youtube.com]
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04/20/11 11:37 AM
97nin member Joined: 06/24/10 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 611	Top 50 bizarre city names - So where do you live? - Do I really have to say...
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04/20/11 1:12 PM
curiositykillz member misunderstood Joined: 09/15/08 Location: Tucson Posts: 1,045	If life give you melons, then you're probably dyslexic
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04/20/11 1:13 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,594	curiositykillz posted: If life give you melons, then you're probably dyslexic When God gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
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04/20/11 3:06 PM
BillyReznor88 member Joined: 08/26/08 Location: IL Posts: 1,831	The_Prowler posted: curiositykillz posted: If life give you melons, then you're probably dyslexic When God gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD! Godberry! King of the Juice.
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04/20/11 7:15 PM
The_Prowler member Now I'm nothing... Joined: 05/02/08 Location: Fredericksburg Vagina Posts: 18,594	BillyReznor88 posted: The_Prowler posted: curiositykillz posted: If life give you melons, then you're probably dyslexic When God gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD! Godberry! King of the Juice. If God gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And if God gives you limes, you should find someone to whom God has given Tequila and have a party
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04/20/11 9:05 PM
patrick_nicholas member Former New Yorker Joined: 05/06/09 Location: Blackwater Park Posts: 43,500	Late night host FAIL, vandalism WIN. I saw this at the Franklin Ave subway station in Brooklyn. Ads in stations are usually placed over older ads.
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04/21/11 6:28 AM
Joan Cootes member cougar Joined: 09/04/08 Location: fuggen Minno Posts: 12,102	97nin, here's a bit of information about the City of Wagga Wagga, which is listed in the Top 50 Bizarre City Names that you quote: "The original Aboriginal inhabitants of the Wagga Wagga region were the Wiradjuri people and the term 'Wagga' and derivatives of that word in the Wiradjuri aboriginal language is thought to mean crow. To create the plural, the Wiradjuri repeat a word, thus 'Wagga Wagga' translates to 'the place of many crows'." I've been to Wagga Wagga, it's in the south-west of New South Wales (my home State), Australia. It's very pretty.
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04/23/11 10:05 AM
LisaM. member Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 7,295
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04/23/11 4:35 PM
Acharis member The ugly one! Joined: 11/27/07 Location: Sydney Posts: 3,206	“I was having breakfast at Starbucks this morning and there was this homeless kid sitting outside, I felt bad for him you know? So I bought him some hot chocolate, a couple of muffins and brought them outside to give them to him. When I was telling him about a couple of decent homeless shelters and asked about his story he just gave me this most awful look like I spat in his face. Apparently, he goes to Georgetown University and is an art history major. Then proceeded to tell me the way he dresses reflects the tormented creative soul he is, and he was sitting outside protesting some shit about owls or dolphins or water or humming birds whatever the hell it was. So I think i just mistook a hipster for a homeless kid. Either way do you want these muffins?” — My Dad, meeting hipsters in the wild.
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04/23/11 10:35 PM
PeedroPaula member Why so serious? Joined: 09/07/08 Location: San Pedro CA Posts: 15,227	BillyReznor88 posted: PeedroPaula posted: BillyReznor88 posted: Ever wonder what a penguin sounds like when it gets tickled? Now you know [www.youtube.com] Thanks for posting this, Billy. It is now all over the net!!! Unfortunately the video I posted was removed. Unless you were being sarcastic, in which case Here's a working link: [www.youtube.com] It seriously is the cutest thing ever. Not sarcastic...I posted it on Twitter and Facebook and everyone I know did the same. It definitely circulated around for a few days before it disappeared. Thanks for the new link!
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