The Race to Stealing Suge's Virginity.

The Race to Stealing Suge's Virginity.

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07/31/09 9:10 AM
theinternetwtf member Joined: 07/07/09 Location: North Carolina Posts: 47	$50 says there's no hymen, and this thread is a farce. Wild fucking goose chase.
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07/31/09 10:13 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	It's no farce... I wish it were though....
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07/31/09 9:14 AM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Suge posted: Yeah but you forgot one thing vanishes I have an invisibility cloak too! DAMN IT!! I was sooo close to stealing it.
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07/31/09 10:16 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	HA HA HA runs into wall
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07/31/09 9:17 AM
theinternetwtf member Joined: 07/07/09 Location: North Carolina Posts: 47	Suge posted: It's no farce... I wish it were though.... You should put it in a jar of formaldehyde. Make it a family heirloom. Passed down from generation to generation, as reminder of your tribulations. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/31/2009 09:17AM by theinternetwtf.
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07/31/09 10:20 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	theinternetwtf posted: Suge posted: It's no farce... I wish it were though.... You should put it in a jar of formaldehyde. Make it a family heirloom. Passed down from generation to generation, as reminder of your tribulations. ......That's a great idea but, how do I get my hymen in there? Or should I just put my whole vagina in there? Or should I just put my whole me in there? lol
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07/31/09 10:59 AM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,377	You doctor can cauterize it (hymen) off your body (no joke) Then you can preserve it forever it formalin.
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07/31/09 12:03 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	Oh. My. God. That all just sounds so fucking nasty...
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07/31/09 11:27 AM
janedoepa member Chief Spazz & Lid Flipper Joined: 11/27/07 Posts: 3,030	God bless you Suge that's all I'm saying...Take it from the resident NUN of NIN and hold out for the one who looks like Robert Redford and offers you a million smackolas for one night LOL If worse comes to worse you can always rent the movie if you can stand seeing Demi Moore's $300,000 ass on the screen without turning green with envy Seriously woman, WAIT FOR LOVE and the RIGHT MAN! Much cheaper and no medical proceedures necessary!
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07/31/09 12:28 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	Um... Robert Redford? Oh we can do better than that....lolz.... I don't think I believe in romantic love. And I don't think there is going to be anyone out there for me. This is more of a game really, I wonder if I can make it to 30 as a virgin lol
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07/31/09 11:40 AM
theinternetwtf member Joined: 07/07/09 Location: North Carolina Posts: 47	Suge posted: ......That's a great idea but, how do I get my hymen in there? Or should I just put my whole vagina in there? Or should I just put my whole me in there? lol Exacto knife dude. Perfect for precision cutting. /Thread. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/31/2009 11:40AM by theinternetwtf.
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07/31/09 12:41 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	Ew... No thanks! I'll keep it where it belongs...
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07/31/09 11:44 AM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,377	Here ya go!
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07/31/09 12:45 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07/31/09 12:35 PM
Aurora D member Joined: 09/03/08 Location: xvcdfrg Posts: 2,942	protects suge's hymen
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07/31/09 1:12 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,377	Gimme that vaginer!
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07/31/09 1:14 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	grabs popcorn, eyes all big
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07/31/09 3:10 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	Xanthe posted: Gimme that vaginer! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! puts hands between legs, whimpers YER BRUTAL!!! YER FUCKING CRAZY!!!
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07/31/09 2:16 PM
Xanthe member ************************* Joined: 09/03/08 Location: Transsexual Transylvania Posts: 15,377	Suge posted: YER BRUTAL!!! YER FUCKING CRAZY!!! That's what my bracelet says...
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07/31/09 3:29 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	I'm surprise they allow blankets at the institute where you come from!
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07/31/09 3:54 PM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Xanthe posted: Suge posted: YER BRUTAL!!! YER FUCKING CRAZY!!! That's what my bracelet says... Just had to say .. that .. was .. AWESOME!!
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07/31/09 3:56 PM
NIN_rocksmysocks member maintenant on baise? Joined: 04/11/08 Location: 9300 ft higher than you%2 Posts: 10,505	runs in, grabs suge's virginity, runs out I WIN I WIN I WIIIN
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07/31/09 5:12 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	PUT MY VAG DOWN!!! You'll get it dirty.
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07/31/09 4:22 PM
NIN_rocksmysocks member maintenant on baise? Joined: 04/11/08 Location: 9300 ft higher than you%2 Posts: 10,505	...but...but...isn't it the dirtier the better?
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07/31/09 5:29 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	Not when it comes to my vag! Do you know how hard it is to wash the dirt out of that?
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07/31/09 4:41 PM
NIN_rocksmysocks member maintenant on baise? Joined: 04/11/08 Location: 9300 ft higher than you%2 Posts: 10,505	sigh do i say it do i say it? ya it's not hard at all when i LICK it clean!
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07/31/09 5:57 PM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	LOLZ!!!!!!!!!! sicko
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10/13/09 8:44 AM
NIN_rocksmysocks member maintenant on baise? Joined: 04/11/08 Location: 9300 ft higher than you%2 Posts: 10,505	i win i win i WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! i did suge last night while she was sleeping. YES!
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10/13/09 9:55 AM
Suge member Turbo Cunt Joined: 11/26/07 Location: The Rezervation Posts: 41,157	But I didn't sleep last night... WHO WERE YOU FUCKING?!
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10/13/09 9:38 AM
peacenin member Goo Day I Must Say!! Joined: 11/19/08 Location: Gutterville Posts: 13,815	Damn!! .. my a$$ is sore.
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