bluenihil posted:mmm...horse cock and mayo sammich. if you ask for cold cuts here, they'll look at you like you have three heads. *chomps on straw* 'round these here parts, it's called 'lunch meat'. hey FAN! what do you canucks called sliced cold processed meat?...and don't say americans...  | |
melis9274 posted: it's cold cuts here too. here... read up. 
eh, Happy Canada Day everyone, eh. 
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Happy Canada Day!
I think I'll celebrate by making a Montreal Smoked Meat sandwich and drinking a double double. love you Fan xox Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/01/2010 01:18PM by littlereddr. | |
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While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? " he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket - $95.00 Court Costs - $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face...............PRICELESS | |
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^aw, what a cute li'l fucker!
Sindy, i finally tried Casa Sushi and it's pretty good. they gave me a 15% discount card so next time you come up we should go  | |
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Hello all.
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Good thing it's illegal to dress up as a satanic reptile & run over people with your Mom's minivan?
Think he blended in well with others in Tulsa, OK ? LOL
Satanic Reptilian Minivan Driver Tulsa Man Arrested For Trying To Run Over His Landlord Posted: Jul 14, 2010 1:49 PM EDT Updated: Jul 14, 2010 11:16 PM EDT NewsOn6.com TULSA, OK -- A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon. Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his landlord in his '96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200 block of South Delaware Place. Thornhill's mother told police she and her neighbor, who is Jesse Thornhill's landlord, "had been having problems with her son." She told police there was an altercation Tuesday evening and that Jesse left the residence, but then came back and tried to hit his landlord with his van. The landlord jumped out of the way and was not injured. Tulsa Police located Thornhill and took him to the Tulsa County jail on a complaint of assault with a deadly weapon, in this case his van.  | |
fanula posted:Wooottt!!!! Wooootttt!!!!  | |
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it needs sparkles and a mohawk.
where's everybody at? *looks inside pants* nope. not there. *shrugs* Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/23/2010 02:21AM by fanula. | |
fanula posted:thanks! 
*boogies 'round the bedroom in my jammies* ah how i miss jammie dancing with you in your living room...best way to spend a rainy day ever! | |
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i forgot about the jammie dancing
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geezus murphy, would someone tell me where the party went!? i promise to bring baked goods and other delicious things you can put in yer mouth
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