Missy Fanny's Thread

Missy Fanny's Thread

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01/16/11 1:32 AM
bluenihil member dollar short Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 733	That's gonna give me nightmares. [edit] top of page fail Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/16/2011 01:33AM by bluenihil.
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01/16/11 9:27 AM
fanula member Joined: 11/27/07 Posts: 879	Old Moparz posted: Is there a problem? You're up near the north pole, you know all about frostbite concerns. i'm sorry, what? can't hear anything but the sound of tundra blowing past my ears bluenihil posted: [edit] top of page fail why does everyone say that?! that's fucking nonsense. in here, being on top means you win!
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01/16/11 9:01 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,760	fanula posted: Old Moparz posted: Is there a problem? You're up near the north pole, you know all about frostbite concerns. i'm sorry, what? can't hear anything but the sound of tundra blowing past my ears bluenihil posted: [edit] top of page fail why does everyone say that?! that's fucking nonsense. in here, being on top means you win! As long as the frozen air doesn't go in one ear & out the other....LOL I agree, being on top is cool. If you really want to be sure your post makes sense, just quote whatever it is you're replying to. That's why ALL posts I make make, ALWAYS make sense. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/16/2011 08:02PM by Old Moparz.
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01/21/11 10:21 AM
fanula member Joined: 11/27/07 Posts: 879	yawns wake me up in the spring.
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01/21/11 7:39 PM
LilithComplex member In a puddle with Fanny Joined: 08/16/09 Posts: 303	Tickles Fanny & runs out of thread
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01/22/11 11:19 AM
shakeitangel member Ask Again Later. Joined: 04/29/08 Posts: 3,226	fanula posted: yawns wake me up in the spring. I'm gonna join you in your hibernation.
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01/22/11 8:07 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,760	A salesman knocks at the door of a home and it's answered by a 12yr old boy with a cigar in one hand and a half empty bottle of scotch in the other. The salesman asks the boy, "Excuse me son but is your mom or dad in?" To which the boy replies, "Does it fucking look like it?" --------------------------------------- A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent. The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean." She says, "Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!" --------------------------------------- A guy was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea, why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." So the guy loves the idea & he did just that. The next day his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," said the fellow. "Did she like it?" His buddy asked. "Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!" Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/22/2011 07:08PM by Old Moparz.
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01/22/11 8:43 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,760	One More.....lol A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey, Giraffe. You shouldn't do that. Think of your health. You should come running in the woods instead!" The Giraffe looks at the Little Rabbit, looks at the spliff, shrugs his shoulders, tosses the joint over his shoulder and runs off through the wood with the Little Rabbit. After a while the Giraffe and the Rabbit come across an Elephant about to do a line of Coke. The Rabbit says, "Oh, Elephant you really shouldn't do that. You should come running with us in the wood. It is much better for you." The Elephant looks at the Rabbit looks at the line of coke, shrugs his shoulders, then runs off through the wood with the Giraffe and the Rabbit. Shortly they come across a Bear about to shoot up heroin. The Rabbit runs up to him and says, "Hey, Bear, you shouldn't do that, think of your health. You'd be better off running in the woods with us." The Bear looks at the Rabbit, looks at the syringe, spoon and stuff, shrugs his shoulders, kicks the whole lot away and runs off with the Rabbit, the Giraffe and the Elephant. After a while they come across a Tiger drinking his way through a six pack of beer. The Rabbit runs up to the Tiger and says, "Hey Tiger, you really shouldn't do that." The Tiger immediately jumps up and starts beating the living crap out of the Rabbit. The Giraffe grabs the Tiger and pulls him off the Rabbit and says, "What the hell are you doing, man?" The Tiger gets one more kick in and says, "Ah, that little fucker really pisses me off; he always makes me run around the bloody woods when he's on Ecstasy!"
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01/24/11 1:37 PM
fanula member Joined: 11/27/07 Posts: 879	^nicely done, Bawb LilithComplex posted: Tickles Fanny & runs out of thread haven't lost yer touch, Lilith shakeitangel posted: fanula posted: yawns wake me up in the spring. I'm gonna join you in your hibernation. where is Red? maybe she can make it a threesome
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01/24/11 1:37 PM
fanula member Joined: 11/27/07 Posts: 879
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01/24/11 7:41 PM
LilithComplex member In a puddle with Fanny Joined: 08/16/09 Posts: 303	posted: haven't lost yer touch, Lilith. Awww, you're so sweet, love. Joins Fanny in the puddle... Ahhhhh. Nice & squishy. This is maple, right?? Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/24/2011 07:42PM by LilithComplex.
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01/25/11 4:29 PM
LRF100 member ......................... Joined: 11/25/07 Location: piss off Posts: 1,140	Farewell.............and goodnight.
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01/25/11 5:46 PM
fanula member Joined: 11/27/07 Posts: 879	LilithComplex posted: posted: haven't lost yer touch, Lilith. Awww, you're so sweet, love. Joins Fanny in the puddle... Ahhhhh. Nice & squishy. This is maple, right?? it's maple, yes... with flecks of gold how's things in NC? LRF100 posted: Farewell.............and goodnight. Happy Robbie Burns Day, ya drunken sod
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01/28/11 2:21 AM
bluenihil member dollar short Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 733	Just had to share this. Discovered it earlier this week; i've looked at it about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every time i see it.
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02/03/11 8:20 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,760	A young couple went to the doctor for their annual physical exams. Afterwards, the doctor called the young man into his office and told him that he had some good news and some bad news. "The good news," he explained, "is that your fiance has an particular strain of gonorrhea that I have only heard of once before." The guy paled. "If that's the good news, then what the hell is the bad news?" "Well," the doctor elaborated, "the bad news is that I heard about this nasty strain just last week from my dog's vet."
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02/06/11 3:11 PM
fanula member Joined: 11/27/07 Posts: 879
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02/08/11 2:54 AM
bluenihil member dollar short Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 733	Came uncomfortably close to dying last night... This happened right in front of me on my drive home from work. Not pictured is the car that slammed into this one before hitting the guard rail(you can see where the rail is all fucked up) and spinning across two lanes... also not pictured is the semi-truck that then went screaming by me, barreling right up the middle and slamming BOTH cars on his way through. Don't even ask me how this car ended up upside down, but if you can believe it, the girl we pulled out of it didn't have a scratch on her body.
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02/08/11 6:17 PM
Old Moparz member Bob Joined: 08/18/08 Posts: 5,760	bluenihil posted: Came uncomfortably close to dying last night... Fucking show off.
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02/09/11 12:40 AM
bluenihil member dollar short Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 733	Old Moparz posted: bluenihil posted: Came uncomfortably close to dying last night... Fucking show off. Show off? Nah. At the end of the night, my car was still right side up.
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02/10/11 3:11 AM
fanula member Joined: 11/27/07 Posts: 879	^way to bring the excitement level of this thread down a few hundred notches, Blue. so where's all the fun people... ?
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02/14/11 11:25 AM
fanula member Joined: 11/27/07 Posts: 879	yyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! *does Balki's dance of joy*
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02/15/11 6:37 PM
littlereddr member uses power tools Joined: 04/28/08 Location: the patio Posts: 663	fanula posted: where is Red? maybe she can make it a threesome Here I am! Sorry, I didn't mean to miss role call. I've been on my hand and knees covered in sawdust.
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02/15/11 8:40 PM
ningamer member Joined: 08/16/08 Posts: 8,046	FFFAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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02/16/11 12:04 PM
shakeitangel member Ask Again Later. Joined: 04/29/08 Posts: 3,226	littlereddr posted: fanula posted: where is Red? maybe she can make it a threesome Here I am! Sorry, I didn't mean to miss role call. I've been on my hand and knees covered in sawdust. Well then.
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02/16/11 12:08 PM
fanula member Joined: 11/27/07 Posts: 879	ningamer posted: FFFAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA y'know, that's exactly how my mom says my name, except, like, waaay louder. shakeitangel posted: littlereddr posted: fanula posted: where is Red? maybe she can make it a threesome Here I am! Sorry, I didn't mean to miss role call. I've been on my hand and knees covered in sawdust. Well then. yep, on hands and knees, covered in sawdust. that's how all the girls on the east side spend their days off.
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02/18/11 7:16 PM
fanula member Joined: 11/27/07 Posts: 879	turns lights down low
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02/18/11 10:42 PM
bluenihil member dollar short Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 733	fanula posted: turns lights down low I'll most likely pick it up when the CD drops. I don't generally pay for mp3 albums, and i can't rationalize spending $50 for an LP(particularly when i don't have a hi-fi turntable stereo). More excited about this.
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02/22/11 6:57 PM
fanula member Joined: 11/27/07 Posts: 879	mmm, pizza... yup.
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02/23/11 11:49 AM
bluenihil member dollar short Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 733	That looks like it could very well be the best pizza in the whole world.
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02/24/11 1:28 PM
bluenihil member dollar short Joined: 04/13/08 Posts: 733	(20)
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