sourfriday posted: aww, you've got five precious beasts at home! (or six, if you count the hubby  ) i miss you 'round these parts, Miss Thang.  | |
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fanula posted: Somebody oughta photoshop Touchdown Jesus under that stream. Or better yet, photoshop Flaming Touchdown Jesus into the stream. You know, so the guy is, like, putting him out. | |
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i think Bob's the one with mad photoshop skillz
you can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt... Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/31/2011 07:32PM by fanula. | |
fanula posted:Since we did not get the salsa beats( or very few) in Detroit...I'll have to come to Canuckland.  | |
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OMG.. I fucking missed you guys! The old Spiral gang's all here!
Nice to see you again, Fanny. ^_^ | |
shakeitangel posted: yay! watch out for the Northern Mexican boys, though... once they see you they may not let you go home.
ruthreznor posted: holy macaroni... my NAUGHTY NURSE! i have missed you so! some of us are here, others have disappeared and/or have accounts with social media sites i refuse to join. nice to see you too! <3 | |
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*hug* LOL.. naughty nurse!
Yep.. been away from here for a while, but I'm back! Great to be here. | |
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hope you've been enjoying the peaches down in Atlanta!
how 'bout a li'l Prince to spice things up
blue, my handvatar is better than your handvatar Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/06/2011 11:18PM by fanula. | |
fanula posted:I wonder if the Northern Mexican boys will be as much as of downfall for me as the Mexican Mexicans.
This is my third post of the day. I'm turning into a postwhore. | |
fanula posted: Dude, this makes me want to fucking puke. Yuck. | |
fanula posted: It's always gotta be a competition. ruthreznor posted: Allo. sourfriday posted: You'll laugh if you tell yourself that finger was just in his butt. | |
bluenihil posted: Speaking of TJ, the charred carcass is about to be replaced by a huge 50 foot tall version so it'll be an easier target for lightning and can topple over onto the highway. So when you hear a news story about 75 North being blocked by a giant, flaming Jesus, you'll know what happened... | |
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yay, there's a party in here!
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jeezus christ! i went down to the laundryroom just now to dry my clothes. threw in what i thought was a Bounce sheet but realised after i started drying i had put in a pantyliner instead. no wonder my super was looking at me funny in the elevator ride down.
shit, i gotta stop working nights... | |
NINSin posted: Speaking of flaming Jesus... (i actually found that to be a pretty interesting read) fanula posted: I've had mornings in which i've come very close to putting shaving cream on my toothbrush. Never crossed the threshold, though. | |
bluenihil posted: fanula posted: I am so glad my beer was on the desk when I read these posts. 
Marine Sensitivity A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn't physically impaired, he remained in the military and eventually became an Admiral. However, during his career he was always sensitive about his appearance. One day the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a Marine Sergeant Major for his personal staff. The first Master Chief was a Surface Navy type and it was a great interview. At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" The Master Chief answered, "Why yes. I couldn't help but notice you are missing your starboard ear, so I don't know whether this impacts your hearing on that side." The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of his office. The next candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same question, answered, "Well yes, you seem to be short one ear." The Admiral threw him out also. The third interview was with the Marine Sergeant Major. He was articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two Master Chiefs put together. The Admiral wanted this guy, but went ahead with the same question. "Do you notice anything different about me?" To his surprise the Sergeant Major said, "Yes. You wear contact lenses." The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly tactful Marine. "And how do you know that?" the Admiral asked. The Sergeant Major replied, "Well sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with only one fucking ear." | |
fanula posted:It didn't burst into flames did it? | |
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Bob that reminds me, i gotta make an appointment with my optometrist soon, thanks!
shakeitangel posted: harhar
today is National Peach Cobbler Day in the USA! never tried it, don't know if i'd like it but whatever... Happy Peach Cobbler Day to y'all down south
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I'm sorry, I had to do it and you would like peach cobbler me thinks. Nice buttery biscuit like dough on top of baked peaches. Good stuff.
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curiositykillz posted: Good thing you didn't pop in on the day we were all comparing our ingrown toenails. fanula posted: Eh, it's all right. Wake me when it's Cherry Cobbler Day. edit--a quick search shows it's not far away; Cherry Cobbler Day is May 17. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/14/2011 03:16AM by bluenihil. | |
shakeitangel posted: i'll try anything once. would you smuggle some cobbler past the border bastards for me? | |
fanula posted:For you, I would. They'll probably ask me what drugs I baked into it, though.
Cherry cobbler is alright. Nothing to write home about or smuggle across international borders. | |
shakeitangel posted: meh, forget about the cobbler, i'd rather you smuggle this in: 
i'm so dying to try that... i'll make the trip to fucking Vermont one day if i have to | |